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Pizza Game
Every boy have a secret. One of them is bones.
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| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Y | Y | Y |
Every boy have a secret. One of them is bones.
| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Y | Y | Y |
You found a roobit snack
I love warped lamps transfem swag
We as a society peaked at this game and nothing has or will achieve this amount of peak ever again
Got to throw that warped lamp guy into the bin. Also it was handy being able to press the z button instead of left click due to my mouser playing up. I just wish there was more pizza but. Decent game overall. Thanks for the gift Jelly.
just finished that one ending. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
funniest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing ii've ever played 10/,10 one bliliooln stars out of the sky very good also true ending is absoliute cinnamon
Hey everybetza its time for a pizza. pizza game good game. play pizza now
Get the kill roobit snacks patch from the itch.io page, and put it into Windows (C:) > Program Files (x86) > Steam > steamapps > common > PizzA Gameg > game. Or dont if you want a blaring notification to pop up every 30 seconds
mr arimnaes, wait for me. flordaddle is not too far.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane otome visual novel where every fifth line becomes another vocal stim your friend group has to deal with
genuinely fantastic VN though, get it if you find the trailer funny.
piz za game :D
very qurkie., very pizz. als o qt(cute) music and kiane
iam hAete htis gamE!!!! erver snince i started playing ti, my inside internal monologue is talk like piazza gaym!! i show my chmapoin undrwhere e 2 my gurlfiend rite? and& hte logo nogo gogo i flipped it an i sayz "hey babeh, Wednesday the uundrwera pizza! haHA! ding ding dinng ding ding dida ding. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a trass cnan a&d i sed tharts a bit MASTER OF TWISTED! i looki at muh penitz, i think of the microsofit logo and i go "peenest? more like KISS ME MR. NAES!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
viboe gambe :D
(bug fact!)
Very funny game. Some of the phrases and gags from it have stuck in my head years after I first read them.
Amazing game! I played for the humor and stayed for the characters and the story. The only storyline I didn't play was the secret story that deletes the game, because I can't bring myself to do it! I love these characters too much!
This game is an offense to anyone who is literate. 5 stars
**PHENOMENAL GAME.** My friend got me into this a while back and I finally get to play it! I've fallen in love with its stupid charisma.
WOAW So fuN
i have gotten far too much unironic enjoyment out of this game. has an absurd amount of content for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The game is really well made for it's intended audience. If you don't think the trailer is funny, this game probably isn't for you.
Sigh... Arinmnaease
god i love pizza game it is my roman empire
For a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme game, Pizza Game is astoundingly good. Gags are built up through the game to such absurd extremes and everything begins to fall into place. My one complaint is that it seems a bit random which route you get funnelled into after day 1, but the solution to that problem is just try all the options and eventually you'll get everything. It's definitely worth it to see everything because of the way it builds on itself.
I received this game as a gift from a friend and ????????? This is such a wacky experience. Who is Lamp? Is the lamp shade the hair or is it a lamp that they're wearing???????? Why does wink??????? What.
this game is like if visual novels were epic bacon pizza chungus and not stupid and dumb
Surprisingly, the accessibility features all seem tested and work well with my screen reader. I wasn't expecting polished accessibility support from a joke game. Also, the descriptions of visual elements are written in the same silly style as everything else, making them feel like a natural part of the game. I'm reviewing at 1.5 hours because I can only take so much of this sort of thing in a single sitting before it stops being funny. This is best played an hour at a time over several days, at least for me.
Pretty much exactly what you'd expect it is.
You know when you're with your friends and your brains start to turn into mush? Take that liquid and inject it into a wattpad fanfic, that is what this game is, times 11.........also pizza is there too
Best played with friends who want to die inside!!
I'm ashamed to own this game.
It's trying too hard to be funny and falls on its face
10/10 would pizza agains.
if i had a penny for every typo in this game i, too, could be rich ceo of big microsofit
One of the best games to voice with my roommate. Made everyone in the vicinity lose brain cells.
comfort game
this truly was a pizza garmay
chris best boy
[b] "I Owe You an Apology. I Wasn't Really Familiar With Your Game." [/b]- The Great Kaio after playing the Roobit Route after the Arim Route.
Roobit my beloved.
This is probably the stupidest game I have ever finished. The entire game is part My Immortal and part Temmie Undertale. It literally bricked my Steam Deck partway through [spoiler]If you're playing on Deck, don't click the ad that shows up.[/spoiler]. I can't think of a single person I know that I would recommend this game to. 10/10
More seriously, the screenshots are a good representation of what to expect in the game - if you think you might like it, you probably will. Conversely, if you think it looks stupid and you're here to see if there's something more to the game that the Steam page doesn't showcase... There's not. You already know going into this what kind of idiocy to expect. If you're not too put off by the intentional misspellings, it's a pretty funny game.
i've Pizza'd my game so hard i legeit actually wrote a fanfic about it. my friends have no idea any of the characters, but! i can write off my pig gobble spelling as a pizza game ref!!
I wrote an english final on Pizza Game, it was four pages long, I got a B
It's an excellent game for nights with friends, giving roles to people and giving them the silliest voices possible.
Pizza game is good
you, too, can experience a lobotomy
It's very, very funny. Absurdity and parody, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at its' best. Fanfics on Wattpad may be free, sure, but this posseses qualities greater than them, and that makes it worth buying.
This is the first time I have ever written a review for a game; I own like 30 games, all of them are good, some exceptional even, yet, never before has a game taken hold of me like Pizza Game.
Pizza game is a genuinely great comedy with funny and endearing characters, it's a little hard to parse and you'll probably be a bit confused at first, but you will get better at reading Pizza game with time. Moreover, there are guides, if you don't know how to get a certain characters route.
I also highly recommend playing through every route several times and maybe pick the options you didn't/weren't supposed to pick, the first time.
There is one scene, a few lines, a frankly great song from the soundtrack and the unexpectedness that hit me, as if the moon were crashing into the earth.
I will forever carry this around with me, lamenting like Buddha, looking at his disciples, how few people in this world have witnessed that scene.
So please, play Pizza game!
(Also if the Roobit snack stuff annoys you, go to the itchio Pizza game website, download the patch to remove it and put it in the Pizza game folder > game folder; thank you and have a great day)
Pizaaaaaa
ive seen some ♥♥♥♥.
do not speak to flowersei.
Typo-based humor is a little lowbrow, but it's extremely fun to read with friends. It appeals to my sense of humor. The main cast is also surprisingly enjoyable. I love Arim and Lamp, but Chris is me IRL. [spoiler]The true route reveals its a time loop, and I'm a sucker for time loops.[/spoiler]
All that being said, it's very annoying that the patch to disable roobit snacks (which ruin a lot of the audio-based jokes and are hellish if you have misophonia) is only on itchio. Also, the game never goes on sale, and I find it hard to recommend getting almost 5-year-old games at full price. Still, it's only $10, so take it or leave it.
Not sure if I played because of brain damage or if this game me brain damage. 10/10
This game is frankly a masterpiece. Every character in it is hilarious, the genuinely consistent and comprehensible timeline and story of the game are amazing, and for an incredibly high-effort ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this game is beautiful. The soundtrack is amazing and definitely worth buying just to listen to each track individually on repeat for hours. Pizza Game, despite its many typos, inconsistencies, and how terrible a person Kiane is, is an absolutely beautiful work of art that I will never stop recommending to everyone I meet. Thank you, Plasterbrain for this amazing game. Drake and Josh.
My opinyin on this game i is one of greate epiqueness, 10/5
I LOVE THIS GAME!!!! I PLAYED IT LIKE A YEAR AGO AND I STILL QUOTE IT TO THIS DAY! If you love so bad its good stuff then you'll definitely enjoy this. plaese, im begginyou, PLAY THIS GAME NOWWW!!!
Best pizza to ever pizza, in my humble opinion.
Achievements are completely broken now, sadly ):
The Roobit notifications make me want to blow my brains out
Kiane (Pronounced like the pepper) is my default personality
Lamp is best character (Ironically.... of course...)
7/10
i have not playe ed this game yet.
Be prepared to play ONE playthrough for over 6 hours and lose whatever braincells you have left during it due to all the typos and crack-like plot.
it's a great game :)
Pizza is the most Game of All Time.
10/10
my friend convinced me to buy and play this game after reciting the manual and i regret nothing
This is probably the stupidest game i've ever played, but the stupidity never gets old and is never too much, it is stupid but in a smart way
It genuely a really funny game for every reason you can think off, to the over exagerated characters, to the stupidity of most of the cast, to the drawings that are goofy, everything is amazing.
Do not expect a deep game, it is dumb, but it knows it, and it owns it, definitely recommend
Funni haha!
PII ZaA GAYME
If I could play this game or eat an entire pizza I would eat this entire game.
absolutely funny, with great stories throughout. lamp my beloved.
While the 100% completion run wasn't fun in the slightest, the game is absolutely worth every single minute of lifeforce i've fed into it. The music especially..like, wow, that's actual effort!
i bought this under the impression i was buying a pizza online, by the time i realised my mistake, the power of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had me within its clutches
arim bbg i forgive you call me plz
I have losted many braincells.
This gaem is great but now my grammer go bye bye.
Oh yeah ratings.
17/11 five pronged circles.
piza
Authentically weird
help
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi
The girl who's hard to get
This game has much too much effort put into it. The way everything from the music to the characters to the writing is so charming while also being thoroughly terrible in every way a game can be to an almost exploratory sense is astounding. And the [spoiler]TRUE ROUTE[/spoiler] is so nice and really does a wonderful job of tying everything up, while also being just a little bit scary! Perfect! Please don't write this game off. It has had so much work and love put into it, and it's also somehow an extremely stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while also remaining sincere.
It feels like a weird joke to rate this game a 10/10 but like...
it deserves it
(except for the roobit snack notifications ♥♥♥♥ those)
retweet if yuo agree!!!
(also if you enjoyed playing this game read sweaty angle!)
i'm going insane
I'b very like ths ga me, plees mayke see kwual.
на самом деле ВН интересная, у меня возникла проблема только с самим текстом: он написан специально ужасно и с ошибками, читать очень сложно(
wat
I have lost so many braincells.
This game is like a car crash in slow motion, but you hate everyone in the car and you have popcorn.
Unfortunately I now process bad english just like normal english! I tried to start writing a paper after playing this for 4 straight hours. it was a mistake.
pizzla
piz game.
I have every achievement.
Help.
(It is really good though, if nonsensical humor is your type of thing)
The Video Game of All Time
Pizz'a good!
pizza !!
Help. I'm addicted to pizza now. I can't stop eating pizza after I started playing this game im eating pizza right now I had 82 slices of pizza today I just love pizza so much and this game triggered my love for pizza that I cant stop doing the eating.
Anyways -11/8 game
this game is literally too insane to review pls just play it
good pizza, lamp is cool :)
BEST GAME!
i lika da piz zzaaaAÆA
okay um /gen if you reading the reviews BUY THIS GAME NOW!!! WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY FOR ME! charming and amazing, the lets plays for this are sparse. If you've already seen the lets plays you are going to enjoy every route of this game and I want you to enjoy it for yourself!!!! go go go roobit believes in u! you better believe in roobit >:[
Cool Bug facts are very cool
pizza
A really awesome and silly visual novel.
I think I'm having a stroke? Nicely drawn. I'm not done playing.
mostt beautifl gam ive ever plad
this is literally the best game ever.
where is the johnny route dlc you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cowards.
when she said "my hobby is boy" ??? i felt that
I think I had a stroke while playing this
THIS IS THE GREATEST DATING GAME I'VE PLAYED, PLEASE PLAY IT IT'S INCREDIBLE
fnuny gmae
ddi lkie
Pziza Gaem
My comfort game tbh. Very life changing.
IM MADLY IN LOVE WITH THIS GAME. I've cried playing this, i've never had such a good time in my life. the story 10/10, the characters 10/10, romance 10/10, the spelling and grammar 1000000000/10 i def recommend this game!!!!!!!!!
one of the funniest games I have ever played best boi is frezzer bro
