It is just a red tomato with a stupid hat. He tries to look like a cool tomb raider, rolling and jumping all over the maps. Help him find all the treasures in the mystic castle or watch him die...in many painful ways.
Very Positive
418 Steam reviews
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Потрясающая, но порой сложная игра!
i lowkey don't remember playing this for 270 hours, its a pretty bad game icl
this is the single handedly most awesome game my brain has ever experienced. 10/10
Domatesle İndiana Jones misali takılıyoruz felan
jogo ruim. ele não sobe nas coisas se não pegar velocidade, affz, jogabilidade péssima
This Belongs in a Refrigerator!
i thought it was good
a good game to relax with
Marble Madness with jumping. Easiest way to make tomato paste.
Peak Kusoge
fun game, amusing concept, whacky physics
terrible engine, runs kinda smooth at first , music levels dont change as they should untill next loaded scene, after playing a while frame skipping and stuttering adds frustration to an otherwise decent little game
run into a couple little glitches that loading last checkpoint fixes at cost of a few if your collected coins
Игра имба но сложная в моментах что жесть и багов много, покупал по скидке за 20 рублей и этой суммы она достойна, но 200 рублей она точно не стоит...
So i got this game for 50 cents. Honestly it should've been free, I don't know what I was expecting. But I was hoping It'd be a working game. The game is extremely buggy.
Sometimes you can fall and it won't registered you died so you just keep falling. Every time a new level loads up, or I go back to the map to see all my levels the game just starts freaking out.
Although, this game has some interesting mechanics, and gave me some nostalgia. I wish this game could've been more, especially because I paid for it.
But again, I could be asking for way too much considering I got this game for 50 cents.
Juegazo, es muy meme pero no pude no terminarlo
good game!
contains a tomato.
Simple fun nice game I recommend it
it's a fun kinda addicting and frustrating game. Definitely worth the price. Did a review on my you tube channel and have streamed it a few times chat seems to enjoy watching me go and my Tomato go splat. will be picking up Tomato Jones 2 when i finish this one too.
https://youtu.be/6AyFSyn0mRw?si=haCmz-PB_Em9pa97
i feel like this game is spyware, i just cant prove it..
норм
nice game
Tomato Jones is a humorous, physics-based platformer developed by HA Studio Ltd. and published by SA Industry. At first glance, it’s an oddball of a game—you play as a sentient tomato on a quest to retrieve golden artifacts while dodging spikes, rolling through collapsing bridges, and trying not to get squashed by boulders. While its premise is clearly ridiculous, the game embraces its absurdity with charm and confidence. Built around a simple concept with a heavy focus on timing, physics, and momentum, Tomato Jones delivers a short but engaging experience that wears its influences on its sleeve, most notably parodying the adventurous spirit of classic tomb-raiding explorers, only in a far more squishy, vegetable-inspired form.
The gameplay is straightforward but deceptively challenging. You control Tomato Jones through a series of side-scrolling levels filled with environmental hazards and traps. The controls are easy to learn but can feel intentionally clumsy—this is by design. The tomato moves with a certain wobbliness that reflects its soft, round shape, adding an unpredictable layer to movement and jumping. The physics engine is the core mechanic of the game, and much of the challenge comes from adapting to it. Whether you’re rolling down a narrow path, balancing on a crumbling platform, or trying to make a precise leap over spikes, success depends as much on your ability to read the physics as it does on your platforming skill. It’s part of what makes the game entertaining and frustrating in equal measure.
Level design in Tomato Jones is modest but effective. There are 20 levels in total, each increasing in difficulty and complexity. The early levels ease players in with simple traps and platforming challenges, but later stages escalate quickly, requiring more precise timing and coordination. Traps become more frequent, jumps become tighter, and some levels include puzzles that demand both timing and patience. Most stages include coins scattered along the path, encouraging exploration and offering some replayability for those aiming for 100% completion. There's also a golden artifact in each level, adding an extra layer of challenge for completionists. These collectibles aren’t required to beat the game, but they add some incentive to take risks and perfect your runs.
Visually, Tomato Jones features a bright, cartoon-like aesthetic that suits the goofy nature of the game. The environments are themed around ancient ruins and adventure-movie clichés, but everything is delivered with a playful tone. The tomato character is animated with a rubbery, exaggerated bounce, and his many potential deaths—from spikes to lava to being crushed—are portrayed with cartoonish flair. The presentation is clearly low-budget, but it’s clean, functional, and filled with personality. The art direction never tries to be more than it needs to be, and in that restraint, it finds a sense of consistency. The soundtrack is similarly lighthearted, with adventurous tunes that fit the theme without being too repetitive or distracting.
The sense of humor in Tomato Jones is a big part of its appeal. It doesn’t take itself seriously, and it makes no attempt to hide how ridiculous the concept is. From the over-the-top sound effects to the comic timing of its traps, the game feels like it’s constantly winking at the player. Even the deaths—frequent as they may be—tend to feel more humorous than punishing. Combined with fast respawn times and a forgiving checkpoint system, the game encourages experimentation and persistence rather than penalizing failure too harshly. It’s an effective design choice that makes it easier to enjoy the game’s trial-and-error nature without feeling bogged down by frustration.
In terms of performance, Tomato Jones is lightweight and runs smoothly on just about any PC. It’s compatible with a wide range of hardware, and the system requirements are minimal. Bugs are rare, and the physics engine—though quirky by design—operates consistently throughout. For an indie game of this size, it’s technically stable and doesn’t suffer from any major issues. Steam integration includes achievements and support for trading cards, which add some minor extras for collectors, but there are no multiplayer features or level editors, which limits replayability somewhat after the main campaign is complete.
Reception for Tomato Jones has been generally favorable, particularly among fans of casual indie platformers. On Steam, the game has maintained a mostly positive rating, with users praising its humor, charm, and tight level design, while noting its short length and simplistic gameplay. It’s not a game designed for deep engagement or complex storytelling, but for what it sets out to do—provide a few hours of silly, skill-based platforming—it succeeds. Its short runtime, usually around 1–2 hours for a full playthrough, is appropriate for its price point, and its lighthearted tone makes it a great palate cleanser between heavier or more demanding games.
Tomato Jones is not revolutionary, but it doesn’t have to be. It’s a well-executed, fun little platformer that knows its limitations and plays to its strengths. The quirky physics, cartoon violence, and endearingly bizarre concept come together to create a memorable indie title that punches above its weight. It’s the kind of game that feels like it was made with love and a sense of humor, and it’s hard not to smile while playing it—even when you’re watching your tomato tumble helplessly into a pit for the tenth time. For fans of casual physics-based games or anyone looking for a quick and entertaining experience with a lot of personality, Tomato Jones is worth a look.
Rating: 8/10
absolute masterpiece
This game is unnecaptably ♥♥♥♥ if you care about your money DONT buy Tomato Jones!! Mr Jones goes forwards on his own and i cant even stop it even if i press opposite key. Tomato also steal me dogABOUT THIS GAME
It’s just a red tomato with a silly hat. He tries to look like a cool tomb raider, rolling and jumping all over the maps.
Help him find all the treasures in the mystic castle, or watch him meet a variety of painful fates.
THE GAME
Tomato Jones is a physics-based puzzle/adventure game that combines classic RPG platforming with the skill-driven style of ball-rolling games. Your goal is to collect all the coins and the hidden golden artifact at the end of each level while avoiding various dangerous traps, obstacles, and enemies.
The game captures the spirit of "Indiana Jones" movies while aiming to be as funny and humorous as possible.
很好玩
It's Tomato, it's Jones, and it'll make you wish ice was never invented. This game feels and controls like a flash game you'd find on the last page of your Newgrounds search, and somehow I mean that as a compliment. Best worst 12 minutes I've ever spent in a game, Tomato Jones.
This game is the very embodiment of beauty. I've been to dozens of countries and not one landscape can compare to the genuine elegance of Tomato Jones. If I died tomorrow and had to relive my life, I would stop traveling and spend all that time playing Tomato Jones.
My own wife stands in the way of Tomato Jones. My second greatest accomplishment, my son, was given the name Tomato J. Jones. The J of course standing for Jones. My greatest accomplishment you ask? Being able to play a game with such beauty as this one.
Remember as a kid when you would wake up on Christmas morning and your parents would be waiting out by the tree with hot cocoa and gifts galore. The feeling, the rush you got seeing that. The smell of chocolate and marshmallows melting, the pure joy when opening that stunning new Lego set. Those feelings were nothing compared to when I beat this game for the first time. The trick or treating on a crisp fall night with all of your childhood friends, searching for eggs with your brothers or sisters on Easter, waking up to find a dollar under your pillow after the tooth fairy took your tooth. It was all a lie, I thought I knew happiness. I just hadn't encountered this game yet.
Don't swallow the blue pill and ignore this game. Take the red tomato and ascend to the highest peaks of human creation. Ascend the mountains to the peak, where you'll find the greatest game ever made.
Tomato Jones
goty
Шикарная игра в духе старых головоломок из нулевых.
Приятная графика, понятные уровни, лёгкое управление - всё это даёт насладиться игрой без заморочек)
Томатный Джонс в шляпе - это гениально!) Понравилась текстура самого томатика и его великолепная шляпа искателя сокровищ! Куда же без неё?
Уровни приятно составлены и хорошо отрисованы. Есть предметы для взаимодействия и классная лёгкая музыка на фоне)
Ловушки отдельно порадовали - простые, но в то же время не все проходятся с первого раза!
Так что в целом - отличная головоломка для вечернего отдыха!
Ich finde das Game recht Witzig gemacht.
Klar es hat nur 20 Coole Level die lustig gemacht sind aber ich kann echt vor weg sagen es ist keine 4.99€ Wert ich würde sagen man sollte es sich im Sale kaufen, für Zwischendurch macht es echt Spaß.
Das einzige was für mich etwas nervig war, war die Steuerung der Tomate mir kam es ab und an vor als würde die Tomate extra weiter gehen obwohl ich stehen bleiben wollte und dann war es meist aber schon zu Spät!
não apenas um jogo, mas uma experiencia, algo indescritível que minha pobre mente humana não consegue descrever, algo que jogos como Death Stranding 2, Red Dead Redemption 2 e GTA VI não conseguirão te entregar tal aventura que Tomato Jones irá te proporcionar.
Dito isso tudo, 07/10
TOMATO JONES es el mejor plataformero que e jugado jamas, el personaje de TOMATO JONES es todo lo que te gusta de un protagonista carismatico, audaz, humilde, todo eso sin decir ni una palabra.
El diseño de niveles me pareció una obra desafiante para mi, pero una queja sería que el personaje de TOMATO JONES es muy dificil de usar debido a su movilidad.
I mean it wasn't soo good, but it was pretty decent, and I'd honestly say it's fun if you are bored.
🍅
5 star's best thing. i've ever played in my life. no competition
recomendo, nunca joguei antes um jogo tão emocionante. Red dead redemption 2 chora aos seus pés
My heck, this gaem is an absoloot bangrr. The plahtphorming is cleen and kalibrated, while levelz, challenjez, & ahbstaclez engajeeng.
nomas es un dark souls de temu
The PC equivalent of a mobile game. Unintentionally difficult
Poupe seu dinheiro com esse tomate podre xD
un juego sencillo y entretenido
para pasar el rato de vez en cuando sirve
It's ok
tomat1
tomtao jone is so cool hes hot and juicey
i love jonesing my tomato
🍅 TOMATO JONES – ИГРА, ПЕРЕРОДИВШАЯ ЖАНР! 🍅
Графика? Шедевр. Геймплей? Гениален. Сюжет? Заставляет задуматься.... Управление помидором – пик игрового искусства.
11/10, великолепно, дайте два.
不明白番茄和琼斯是怎么搞在一起的
Эмо альбом
Amber Daybreak — Sentinels (2009)
Red Ball, but with extra steps.
DO NOT BUY TOMATO JONES!!!
THIS GAME IS POORLY DESIGNED AND ITS STORY IS LACKLUSTER AT BEST
I CANNOT BELIEVE I WAITED 5 YEARS FOR THIS GAME JUST FOR IT TO BE RELEASED IN ITS CURRENT STATE!!
ONLY BUY THIS GAME IF YOU SUPPORT FORCING KIDS TO EAT VEGETABLES!!!!!
All jokes aside this game sucks but that's what makes it great. Love you Tomato Jones. :D
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
THE BEST GAME IVE PLAYED, BETTER THAN HEAD
Tomato Jones
[h1]Classic consoles have James Pond & now Steam has the trilogy of Tomato Jones.[/h1]
Tomato Jones is a simple plat-former using the likeness of the archaeologist Indiana Jones, it's Gameplay is surprisingly fluid & functional with a momentum based movement system, and the platforming while simple can offer a modicum of challenge with numerous traps & dangers.
[i]note[/i]: The movement system is fun & exploitable by carrying the momentum from previous jumps, actions or lifts into another jump with high velocity, easily skipping segments of the levels if you're aiming for fast par times & are skipping the pointless coin system.
I finished the game to 100% completion in 2 hours after receiving a copy from a friend as a joke. [b]For the on sale price $0.75 AUD, Tomato Jones is worth a playthrough or test.[/b]
хорошая игра и кстати (наверно) единственная игра про помидор , правда мой комп не смог потянуть игру
you can watch Tomato Jones become pasta in up to 4k support and with f***ing *bloom*
offensively good
this game changed my life.
You've heard of Minnesota Cuke, now get ready for... Tomato Jones!
Actually, this is frustrating to start, frustrating to control, and frustrating to have Steam register it as playing when it isn't registering. On top of that, it's laggy and buggy and crashes often.
糟糕的平台跳跃游戏
黄油脚（可能因为是个球吧）
恶心的视角切换：不能主动切换，只能等到达指定位置后自动切换，有时候掉落到之前的平台会发现视角还停留在之前的，导致你看不到；又或者因为切换缓慢导致只能傻等看清了后再行动
毫无意义的收集要素（金币），毫无意义的计时
I love the way that the game altered my display settings, would love to see some steam achievements, and maybe a store
40% problemów technicznych, 50% frustracji, 10% zabawy. Nie polecam, strata pieniędzy.
Technically a game, yes.
Not long, weird physics, and some funny skips you can do.
This is at the end of the stick when it comes to saying yes or no for a review.
So not really recommend, but it is a game, and it has some gameplay and you can have fun for an hour or two.
So idk honestly.
But the high jump is a good skip mechanic.
Tpmato
Tomato Jones... The dark diety of the digital age! The second this game flashed onto my screen my keyboard turned from a warm purple to a hatred filled blood red, then my fans began screeching as 5000 different crypto miners opened at once...
I feel terrified of this game's power and the only way this fear could be quelled is if you gave me the entire tomato jones trading cards so I can display this demonic omen on my steam page so everyone knows what I went through....
GO BENGALS
jogo do inferno, essa bomba me cativou tanto mas ele mim roubou, não consego ver as fases, fica tudo PRETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO e eu valorizo meus 1,74 gastos aqui seus bundas moles
jon
Tomato Jones is most likely the most thought-provoking and introspective indie games I've ever played in my life, this is the first time I've been made to feel such intense emotions and I can not recommend it enough, this is a hidden gem and once in a lifetime experience you WONT find anywhere else, to everyone at team tomato thank you for making this incredible piece of art to be enjoyed by generations to come.
love, the tonsil stone gamer
Tomato Jones,
What a cruel mistress you are.
платформер смесь двух фильмов: индиана джоунс и томаты убийцы, норм
I love the way that the game altered my display settings, would love to see some steam achievements, and maybe a store
dude this game is freaking amazing holy sweet cartwheeling ninja jesus its great
Nejde mi to na PC ani na Steam Decku.
Idk if this game even legal, even if it's a parody (Disney gonna kill anyone if they spot someone using logo design similarity from their franchises)
unfathomable bag alert
J'ai eu l'amusement, la frustration, le désespoir et l'intérêt que je cherchais dans ce type de jeu. C'est une occupation sympathique qu'on peut faire en parallèle d'un visionnage de stream, d'une discussion (je recommande le micro en muet dans ce cas) ou un podcast, probablement. J'ai rencontré des bugs assez pénibles, mais ils n'étaient pas autant pénibles que mes difficultés à timer mes mouvements! hahaha
Plus sérieusement, le menu pause ne met pas le jeu en pause, les clics ont des double affectations, la caméra était souvent lente à réagir et parfois j'échouais parce que le checkpoint ne se rechargeait pas.
Dernier point, la bande son est super, reposante et entêtante, ca convient parfaitement pour compenser l'excitation d'une partie! :D
very w. dudes that insisted on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tomatoes needs to find a new hobby, 10/10 graphics thrilling game play recommend to any one that classifies them self as a epic gamer.
It was a quiet morning in the small, dusty town of Salsatown. The citizens were bustling about, preparing for the annual Tomato Festival, where the town’s famous tomato-based delicacies would be judged by none other than the legendary adventurer, Tomato Jones.
No one quite knew where Tomato Jones had come from, but his reputation was larger than life. Stories circulated about his daring escape from the Cucumber Caverns and his victorious face-off against the Evil Eggplant Empire. Wherever there was trouble, Tomato Jones would arrive, his trusty lasso made of twisted spaghetti always at his side, and his iconic red fedora perched perfectly atop his head.
The peaceful preparation of the festival was abruptly interrupted by a loud BOOM. A dark shadow loomed over the town as the dreaded villain, Captain Crouton, appeared in his airship, The Breadbasket.
“Citizens of Salsatown!” Captain Crouton bellowed, his voice crackling through a megaphone. “Hand over the legendary Ruby Relish, or your festival will be toast! Literally!”
Panic spread like wildfire as townsfolk scrambled. The Ruby Relish, a sacred condiment of unparalleled flavor, was the pride of Salsatown. But who could stand up to Captain Crouton’s army of sourdough soldiers?
“Don’t worry, folks,” a calm voice called from the crowd. “I’ll handle this.”
Tomato Jones stepped forward, his crimson skin glistening under the sun. He tipped his hat, adjusted his spaghetti lasso, and gave a reassuring smile. “No one messes with Salsatown while I’m around.”
With incredible agility, Tomato Jones swung his lasso onto the airship’s anchor, pulling himself aboard. The sourdough soldiers were no match for his quick reflexes and ingenious tactics. Using a jar of extra-spicy salsa, he blinded their crouton eyes, sending them tumbling off the airship.
Inside the Breadbasket, Captain Crouton was waiting. “Well, well, well,” he sneered. “If it isn’t Tomato Jones. I’ve been waiting for this moment.”
“I hate to break it to you,” Jones said, cracking his vine-like knuckles, “but you’re about to be crumbled.”
The ensuing battle was one for the books. Captain Crouton hurled stale baguettes, while Tomato Jones countered with his signature Spaghetti Whip. Just as Crouton thought he had the upper hand, Jones unleashed his secret weapon: a bottle of Salsatown’s famous hot sauce.
“Nooooo!” Crouton howled as the fiery condiment melted his crusty exterior. With a final, dramatic splat, he fell into the desert below, landing in a pile of soft garlic butter. The Breadbasket began to sputter and fall apart, but Jones leapt to safety just in time, parachuting down with a tortilla wrap.
Back on the ground, the townsfolk erupted in cheers. The Ruby Relish was safe, and the festival could go on. Tomato Jones stood before the crowd, brushing off a bit of flour from his hat.
“Another mission accomplished,” he said, winking. “Now, who’s ready for some salsa?”
The crowd roared, and Jones was hoisted into the air as the hero of the day. Somewhere in the distance, the sun set, painting the sky a brilliant shade of red—just like the unstoppable Tomato Jones.
And so, the legend grew, ensuring that wherever there was danger, Tomato Jones would always be there to save the day.
The End.
Makes fun! It is made in Blender if i'm correct, which makes it even more interesting!
+rep clownik1377
Was fun, but after level 16, I couldn't play any more levels.
BEST 80 MINS I SPENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!
Perfectly good platformer with very slippery controls. He is a tomato after all. But when it's only 50 cents, what more could you want?
i got this for (practically) free from building badges and i must say it is very good
tem alguns problemas, a fisica é pesada o jogo é mal otimizado, mas achei bem divertido, numa promo se voce gosta de plataforma com fisica é iinteressante
This game saved my life . I was going to rope my neck but then I played tomato jones and my life has never been better
I'm the best tomato jones player.
dfgfdgdfgdfgdg
♥♥♥♥ got me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up
[h1]Tomato Jones – Ketchup Dolu Bir Macera![/h1]
[h2]Absürt Mizah, Zorlu Bulmacalar[/h2]
*Tomato Jones* basit ama son derece eğlenceli bir deneyim sunuyor: [b]Domates şekilli bir karakter[/b] ile zorlu bir kalede altınları ve antik hazineleri toplarken tehlikeli tuzaklardan kaçmalısınız. Bir [i]Indiana Jones[/i] parodisi olan bu oyunda, domatesimiz hem komik hem de dramatik bir yolculuğa çıkıyor.
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[h2]Fizik Tabanlı Platform Macerası[/h2]
Oyun, [b]fizik tabanlı platform yapısıyla[/b] dikkat çekiyor. Domatesi yuvarlayıp zıplatarak hem bulmacaları çözmeye hem de çeşitli engelleri aşmaya çalışıyorsunuz. Her seviyede sizi farklı sürprizler bekliyor:
[list]
[*] [b]20 zorlu seviye:[/b] Her biri benzersiz ve meydan okuyan bulmacalar içeriyor.
[*] [b]Mükemmel "soft body" fiziği:[/b] Domatesimizin düşüşleri ve yuvarlanışları inanılmaz eğlenceli.
[*] [b]Efsanevi hazineler:[/b] Altın artefaktları toplayın, tüm coinleri kapın!
[/list]
[h2]Mizah ve Eğlence Bir Arada[/h2]
Her seviyede [b]ketchup dolu ölümcül anlarla[/b] karşılaşmanız kaçınılmaz. Oyunun mizahi anlatımı, absürt olaylarla dolu yapısı ve eğlenceli müzikleri size keyifli anlar sunacak.
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[h2]Komik, Eğlenceli ve Zorlayıcı[/h2]
*Tomato Jones*, sadece basit bir domatesle yapılabilecek en eğlenceli ve zorlu maceralardan birini sunuyor. Hazırlıklı olun: Bu domates kolay ezilmez!
doma doma domates doma doma domates doma doma domates tatlı domatesleeeeeeeerrrrrrrr...
klasik bounce platform oyunu orta şeker idare eder çizimleri sevdim
Bought it for only 0.49 Euros. Still asked for a refund.
О БОГИ,да вы только взгляните на это чудо грядки,да это же сам ПОМИРОДОДЖОНС,попробуй пройти эту игру не приложив к своей нежной попке кусок льда,который растает в считанные секунды,ибо от этой игру у тебя жопа будет полыхать огого как.
P.S. Счетчик вермени в игре не идет.
This has genuinely taken some years off my life
beautiful!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🍅🍅🍅🍅
This Game changed my life.
It gives you so many perspectives over your life and lets you really think abeut it.
It also adresses highly political situations and has some sort of philosofical felling to it.
If I could change one thing in my life, it would be to play Tomato Jones earlier. It really is some special game.
Also I would like to compliment the astonishing graphics this game presents you with. I hade a hard time differenting real life from Tomato Jones.
The sound disign is also not from this world. It is like the Tomato whispers in your ear. Really a beautiful sound.
Also I need to adress the absolut genious lore behind this game. I don´t wont to spoiler you so pleas play it yourself!
Over all best game I have ever played.
been playing for 3 hours now i have
- Acne
- AIDS
- Allergies
- Alzheimer's disease
- Anal abscesses
- Anal cancer
- Anxiety disorders
- Arthritis
- Asbestosis
- Asthma
- Astigmatism
- Autism
- Auto-Brewery syndrome
- Autoimmune diseases
- Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
- Bad breath
- Bacterial vaginosis
- Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
- Bipolar disorder
- Bloating
- Body odors
- Bone cancer
- Bone placement disorder
- Bowel cancer
- Brain cancer
- Brain damage
- Brain tumors
- Bronchitis
- Breast cancer
- Candidiasis
- Carpal tunnel syndrome
- Cataracts
- Celiac disease
- Cervical cancer
- Changes in bowel movements
- Chickenpox
- Chlamydia
- Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
- Chronic illness
- Cold sores
- Colon cancer
- Coma
- Common cold
- Congenital insensitivity to pain
- Conjunctivitis
- Constipation
- COPD
- Corona Virus
- Cough
- Crohn's disease
- Crippling depression
- Cystic fibrosis
- Dehydration
- Dementia
- Depression
- Diabetes
- Diarrhea
- Down syndrome
- Dry mouth
- Earache
- Eating disorders
- Ebola
- Eczema
- Endometriosis
- Epilepsy
- Erectile dysfunction
- Eye cancer
- Eye disorders
- Fatigue
- Fibroids
- Fibromyalgia
- Flu
- Food poisoning
- Foreign accent syndrome
- Fungal nail infection
- Gallbladder cancer
- Gallstones
- Genital herpes
- Gonorrhea
- Graves' disease
- Gum disease
- Hallucinations
- Hashimoto's thyroiditis
- Hay fever
- Hearing loss
- Hepatitis A, B, C, D, and E
- Herpes
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- HIV
- Hodgkin's disease
- HPV
- Human werewolf syndrome
- Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndrome
- Hypertension
- Immediate bowel syndrome
- Indigestion
- Ingrown toenail
- Itching
- Itchy bottom
- Joint abnormalities
- Kidney cancer
- Kidney infection
- Kidney stones
- Leg cramps
- Liver cancer
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- Lung cancer
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- Nosebleed
- Obesity
- Old man syndrome
- Osteoporosis
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- Panic disorder
- Parkinson's disease
- Personality disorder
- Persistent sexual arousal syndrome
- Prostate cancer
- Radiation poisoning
- Reactive arthritis
- Restless legs syndrome
- Sexually transmitted diseases (STDs)
- Shingles
- Shortness of breath
- Skin cancer
- Sore throat
- Stiff person syndrome
- Stomach cancer
- Stroke
- Sugar cravings
- Sunburn
- Testicular torsion
- Toenail fungus
- Tuberculosis
- Urinary tract infection
- Vomit disorder
- Walking corpse syndrome
- Whooping cough
- Yellow fever
I wish nothing but the for the developer
Solid 3D platformer with floaty (slippery) controls and a cute style. The game's files can be edited easily too.
I like Tomatoes
I know it was cheap but I want my money back.
Дупа палала досить довго, ставлю вподобайку /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\👍
До речі, мені сподобалося вбивати Сталіна в кінці, це було того варте.
