"Super Distro" is a hard-as-nails 2D platformer in the style of retro games such as Megaman, Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels and other such rage-inducing classics.
Mostly Negative
1,155 Steam reviews
| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | — | Y | Y |
| Chinese (Simplified) | — | Y | Y |
| French | — | Y | Y |
| German | — | Y | Y |
| Italian | — | Y | Y |
| Japanese | — | Y | Y |
| Korean | — | Y | Y |
| Russian | — | Y | Y |
| Spanish (Spain) | — | Y | Y |
Это самая лучшая игра в моей жизни! Увлекательный геймплей! Красивая графика! Превосходный баланс который требует от час хорошей точности, концетрации и реакции. Я еще не видел на столько унылой и помойной игры за все эти годы пока я топтал земной шар. На сколько нужно быть жадной сволочью чтобы продавать это. Ведь оно и за даром никому не нужно, но в любом случае это очередная помойная игра для фарма которая не стоит никакого внимания кроме как залутать карточки.
Играть надо за какого-то робокопа который кидается своими шарами во что попало, интерестно откуда он столько берет их. В этом и суть убогости игры. В ней отсутствует Реализм! Во первых киборгов не существует как и бесконечная материализация шаров из воздуха. Так и эта трудно ее даже назвать "игра" не должна была существовать, но по какой-то пречине существует.
Если разработчик этой недоигры переведет этот текст то знай, что тебе за такие игры будут отняты очки социального кредита и твой социальный статус падет ниже плинтуса за выставление китайского игропрома в дерьмовом свете.
Считаю что эту игру нужно официально удалить из стима.
The only point of this game is a few cards, +1 games badge and 100% achievements in your profile (,,•᷄ࡇ•᷅ ,,)?
мусор
not worth it
Super Distro — это тот самый олдскульный платформер, который не проверяет твой скилл, а проверяет твоё терпение и качество клавиатуры. Выглядит как ретро-приключение в духе старых хитов, но играет жёстко: ловушки, прыжки “в миллиметр” и ощущение, что игра рада твоей смерти больше, чем ты — победе. Если ты фанат мазохистских платформеров и любишь, когда прогресс измеряется количеством “ну ещё раз”, то можно залипнуть. Если хочешь честную сложность без лишней злобы — лучше пройти мимо.
Не играбельно. Не смотрибельно. Только если нужны карточки и +1 к значку стима, то есть смысл взять по скидке. А так кал.
해보셈
Difficult and not worth your attention, trust me. Try something else to feel pain.
i saw a saw and died
SUPER DISTRO is a deliberately old-school 2D action platformer that embraces harsh difficulty and retro sensibilities with little compromise. Developed by KITATUS STUDIOS and published by My Way Games, the title positions itself as a throwback to the unforgiving era of classic platform games, where memorization, precision, and persistence were mandatory rather than optional. From its opening moments, it is clear that SUPER DISTRO is designed for a specific audience—players who enjoy punishing gameplay loops, frequent failure, and the satisfaction that comes from finally overcoming an obstacle after repeated attempts.
The gameplay centers on traditional side-scrolling platforming, with tight corridors, lethal traps, and enemies placed in ways that demand careful timing and awareness. Levels are structured as sequences of challenges that often require players to learn layouts through repetition, gradually internalizing enemy patterns and hazard placements. Jump timing is critical, and mistakes are rarely forgiven, resulting in frequent deaths that send players back to retry sections until they achieve near-perfect execution. This design philosophy echoes the rigid difficulty of early console platformers, favoring discipline and patience over adaptability or experimentation.
Control responsiveness plays a significant role in how the experience feels, and this is where SUPER DISTRO becomes particularly divisive. While the controls are functional and consistent, they lack the fluidity and refinement expected from more modern platformers. Movement can feel stiff, and jumps require deliberate commitment rather than allowing mid-air correction. For some players, this rigidity enhances the retro authenticity, reinforcing the idea that success must be earned through mastery. For others, it creates frustration, especially when failures feel tied more to control limitations than to player error.
Visually, SUPER DISTRO adopts a minimalist pixel-art style that prioritizes clarity over flourish. Environments are readable and functional, clearly communicating hazards and platform boundaries, but they rarely stand out as visually distinctive. Enemy designs follow the same philosophy, serving their mechanical purpose without much personality or variation. The soundtrack and sound effects lean heavily into retro-inspired chiptune territory, reinforcing the nostalgic tone without offering memorable or dynamic musical moments. Everything about the presentation feels intentionally restrained, reinforcing the game’s focus on challenge rather than spectacle.
Level design is where the game’s strengths and weaknesses most clearly intersect. Some stages successfully create tense sequences that reward learning and persistence, delivering a genuine sense of accomplishment once completed. However, other sections feel repetitive or overly reliant on trial-and-error, lacking the creative twists or evolving mechanics that could keep the challenge feeling fresh. The absence of significant gameplay variation means that players who do not enjoy the core loop early on are unlikely to find new elements later that change their perception.
In the broader context of indie platformers, SUPER DISTRO occupies a narrow niche. It does not attempt to modernize its inspirations with accessibility features, forgiving checkpoints, or mechanical innovation. Instead, it commits fully to a rigid, old-fashioned design philosophy that prioritizes difficulty above all else. This approach explains its polarizing reception: players who value uncompromising challenge and retro authenticity may appreciate its straightforward honesty, while those accustomed to polished controls and thoughtful difficulty scaling may find it outdated and frustrating.
Ultimately, SUPER DISTRO is a game that knows exactly what it wants to be and makes little effort to appeal beyond that vision. It offers a raw, unfiltered platforming experience rooted in repetition, memorization, and endurance. For dedicated fans of harsh retro platformers who enjoy pushing through adversity for incremental progress, it can provide moments of hard-earned satisfaction. For a wider audience, however, its lack of refinement, limited variety, and unforgiving design may make it feel more like a relic than a revival.
Rating: 4/10
good game for my calculator
This super-powered delivery dash lets you zoom through levels with heroic jumps and epic battles 🚚! Addictive platforming, vibrant graphics, and thrilling challenges make every run a blast. A must-play for action fans!🦸♂️
有卡好评
"Mom can we have megaman"
"We have megaman at home"
megaman at home:
пайдет на самом деле
Steam achievements exist but good luck reaching them without throwing your monitor through a wall
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💥 SUPER DISTRO es una experiencia inolvidable… si logras sobrevivirla.
¿Buscas un juego que desafíe tu paciencia, tu coordinación y tu fe? SUPER DISTRO lo tiene todo: gráficos que parecen sacados de un sueño febril retro, controles que te harán cuestionar tus habilidades motoras, y una dificultad tan elevada que te sentirás orgulloso solo por haberlo instalado. Es el tipo de juego que te hace gritar, llorar y preguntarte por qué sigues jugando… y aun así, no puedes dejarlo para ver su espectacular final. Recomendado para valientes con mucho tiempo libre y pocas ganas de vivir.
этот кусок говна просто нерабочий. Как такое г может так тормозить, что у меня аж стим закрывается
Слишком легкая
P.S. Отдельное спасибо за то что 2ной прыжок не всегда срабатывает) это еще упрощает игру
Кусок неиграбельного кала. Музыка раздражает, спрайты такие я мог бы и сам нарисовать, враги по карте расставлены так, будто бы разраб ничего не тестил, а просто накидал говна на уровень и вкинул в стим довольный. На данный момент она стоит 210 руб за эту хрень, она ничего не стоит.
nice game
It does not work properly on Windows 11. Therefore, as systems are required to be updated I cannot recommend a game that cannot be played without jumping through hoops.
i bought it just for the game card that's all, maybe it is an awful game but all what i can tell about it is that i purchase this only for the game cards!
just beat the game. its ok.
Here we have yet another platformer that boasts of its difficulty ("hard-as-nails"), but the challenge doesn't come from good design. It comes from poor controls and poor level design. There is a constant barrage of bullets you have no chance to dodge or defend against. It's not a rage game or a precision platformer or anything of the likes - just a poorly made game with generic audio and art that you should avoid.
(Эмо стих)
Меткие фразы всегда всплывают на лестницах,
Теории обычно подгоняют под факты.
Пока гром не грянет – никто не перекрестится
В мире, где искренность сменило чувство такта.
Необязательно быть ясновидящим,
Достаточно лишь уметь играть в шахматы.
Смотреть, а не видеть – кто-то дал счастье им,
Ведь истина опасна, как урановые шахты.
После драки не машут кулаками,
В ложь не поверишь, раньше правду узнав.
Блажен, кто верует; но почувствовав дураками
Себя, не все хотят просыпаться с утра.
Такое бесполезное слово «если»,
Оно не помогло ещё никому.
Не существует путешествий чудесных
Во времени. Плохо? Не тебе одному.
Глядя на город с края карниза
Помни: жизнь – не пленка, назад не отмотать.
Помни: там, где-то между, между верхом и низом,
Так не хватает кнопки «Переиграть».
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[h2][b]Цікаві досягнення - так! [/b][/h2]
[b]Гра - таке собі![/b]
Challenging 2D platformer promises difficulty but ultimately proves frustrating and nearly impossible
Near impossible to beat. only 2.5% of players beat the first level at the time of review. Waste of time, waste of money.
The controls are crooked, the levels are incredibly difficult, and there are no saves at all. The graphics and music raise questions, but it seems to be part of the "special charm". If you love challenges and are ready to break a couple of keyboards, then this game is for you. But be prepared.: this is not entertainment, but a real torture for the brain and nerves.
Rating: 2/10, only for masochists. 😅
cromos a bajo precio :)
nice game to b 2d graphics
Ну короче, игруха была добавлена разработчиком в качестве стёба в магазин Steam.
Сам факт существования этой игры - это повод поржать.
Тут нарочито придурковатый музон играет в духе выражения "Тупой и ещё тупее". Ну и сама игра называется "СУПЕР КИБОРГ". А пройти её либо совсем невозможно, либо почти. Тоже ради смеха. Это без преувеличения.
Бестолковое здесь всё. И управление не стало исключением. Ну а графика сделана в духе flash-игр.
Из приятного могу отметить наличие стимовского барахла в виде аватарок, карточек, смайликов и значка.
Но и когда вы соберёте значок - он будет назван "THE PLAYER OF CARDS" - игрок карточный. Типа, ради карточек стимовских играете и покупаете, либо же вы, якобы, игрок в карты стимовскими карточками. Как-то так))
Тратить деньги на это нет смысла. Только если купить, попробовать сыграть, поржать минут 30 со всего и запросить возврат. Да и то, особо посмеяться не выйдет.
Хороша для того, чтобы подарить её кому-то, подшутив таким образом над человеком. Останется только заранее попросить сыграть в неё.
Игра-мем.
Самое полезное, что можно получить, поиграв в это - это почувствовать юмор разработчика, который буквально работал над этим проектом и даже выпустил его!! ахаха просто взгляните, как можно чувствовать вкус этой жизни
超级机器人
Rating: 2/10 ⭐⭐
Super Distro from Kitatus Studios promises a challenging 2D platformer experience, but it ultimately falls short in many areas, leaving it a frustrating experience for all but the most hardcore players.
Pros:
Retro Aesthetic: The pixelated graphics and nostalgic feel are a decent homage to classic 2D platformers like Megaman and Super Mario Bros 2. Fans of these games may appreciate the look and feel.
Intense Challenge: For players who enjoy incredibly hard platformers, the game delivers an intense challenge, pushing players to their limits.
Cons:
Unforgiving Difficulty: The game's primary selling point — its difficulty — quickly becomes a frustrating barrier rather than a source of enjoyment. The difficulty feels more punishing than rewarding, with many players experiencing an overwhelming sense of repetition rather than accomplishment. For most players, it’s more frustrating than fun, leading to a lot of frustration and a feeling of unfairness.
Repetitive Gameplay: After a few attempts, the gameplay loop becomes extremely repetitive. There's little room for creativity, and the lack of a compelling narrative or engaging progression makes it feel like a slog.
Limited Appeal: The game's niche difficulty level and lack of innovation in gameplay mean that it will only appeal to a very specific audience. The average gamer will likely be turned off by the relentless difficulty and lack of variety.
Conclusion:
Super Distro is built for a very narrow audience that thrives on brutally hard platformers, but for most players, it’s not an enjoyable experience. The steep difficulty curve makes it unnecessarily punishing, and the gameplay feels like a frustrating grind. Without the right type of player, it is difficult to recommend.
Rating: ⭐⭐ (2/10)
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NO!
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Not Recommended
malismo
什么机器人？名字像就直接连坐了）笑-，-
this game was one of the worst experiences i have ever had the gameplay is so buggy that not dying feels like rng and with the levels being so long and difficult it takes all the joy out of it if it was free it might be ok but to have paid for this is horrible
not recommend
Pensa em um jogo ruim, pois é, pra ser ruim esse aqui vai ter que melhorar muito.
Não consigo pensar em nada positivo pra falar desse jogo.
Awful game.
ну если честно, то такое себе
ИГРА СЛИШКОМ ЖЛОЖНОЕ ХОТЕЛОБОСТЬ ХОТЯБЫ ОБУЧИТЦА А БОТОМ ИГРАТЬ
Pretty ♥♥♥♥♥ and annoying Jump'n'Run game. Self-important dev. No further development, dont bother.
Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles, not all though. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
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a good retro platformer game for between.
can recommend it.
4 insanely hard level´s.
the retro music is alright.
the price of this game is in offer (-90%) very good.
all achievements work.
O jogo as vezes crasha no meio no processo, não tem safepoint, uma função simples como o pulo duplo funciona somente quando quer, dificultando e dando raiva por vocês demorar a passar de cada fase e as vezes quando quase concluindo, precisa de um pulo duplo e o mesmo para de funcionar, fazendo você cair e ter que começar tudo de novo, lembrando por não ter um check point, o jogo é legal mas por falta dessas mecânicas básicas funcionarem corretamente, o torna altamente estressante ....
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Я стимовский бомж, подайте мне, кому не жалко лайк/награду, а я вам взамен любовь.
I'm a homeless from Steam, give me a like or reward and I'll give you love in return.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ Game!!
i already hate trhis game
♥♥♥♥ ahh game
too easy to beat 10/10
игра крутая, никому не советую
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If you want to lose you mind because you know exactly what to do, exactly how to do it, but the game just won't let you because of awful physics, and then when you finally see the end of the god-forsaken level that took over an hour to beat just to have the game crash because it wants you to suffer and do it all again, then this game is perfect for you. To any sane person out there: DO NOT PICK UP THIS GAME!
Hard Precision Platformers are fun when you need to be precise.
Hard Precision Platformers are not fun when it looks like someone slapped it together in 5 min to sell on steam and make a few bucks.
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Kart kasmak için uygun, rahatça kâr edebileceğiniz bir oyun. bunun gibi hesabımda 200+ oyun var incelemek isterseniz.
- 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫
Desde Retro Indie Chile no solemos no recomendar juegos y mucho menos si son indies pero esto no. Las balas de los enemigos son muy rapidas y no se ven y todo es muy tosco. El precio es un auténtico abuso, y si se adquiere a menos de un dólar como en mi caso quizá sí aunque tampoco. No sé si esto esta hecho con amor, esfuerzo o no sé que pero no. Se agradece el intento de traducción pero el español de este juego es un desastre. no recomendado
Мужики, спасайте, если наберём 10 лайков и 5 наград, то жена подарит ящик пива
I like what the game was going for, but after a while, it seemed the game was being intentionally bad. The level design isn't great, the gameplay isn't either, the graphics aren't anything to write home about and well, the music is the music. I can say I did not feel accomplished after finishing the game, I just felt like an idiot for even spending time trying to beat it, it just isn't fun. It really could've been so much better. You know it's bad when there's a hotkey that automatically fully heals you, which can be used endlessly, making the game more about spamming that than actual strategy or proper platforming. It shows that the developer(s) likely used this to playtest and didn't actually beat it legit, making me believe the game is actually impossible without the exploit. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this.
Жена сказала если на этом обзоре будет 50 лайков и 5 наград , она купит ящик пива, мужики выручайте!
My wife said if this review gets 50 likes and 5 awards, she will buy a case of beer, guys help me out!
This game is not good, the controls are a little unresponsive. I don't think I died even once to an enemy, as half the time they just push you off the edge, leading to instant death. The games art is awful and the music is even worse. Additionally, there is nowhere to learn the controls, so you kind of have to just press buttons hoping to find out what they do.
Edit: After beating the game, I can say that this game has poor level design. half of the jumps are blind jumps.
I cannot with a clear conscience recommend this game to anyone.
I am 32 years old.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.
Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.
With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.
After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.
Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.
Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.
Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you.
如果作为免费游戏，还马虎像。we need your game turn free. 特别糟糕的是机翻，一般机翻都翻译完，没机翻完的还是活久见。
202304，steam，steam掉卡抵扣，t a o宝，支付宝红包，humble，indie gala，daily indie game，fanatical，杉果，它处自定义包入的本体约4元。爱人如己，目前就这，看以后追评。有中文的游戏请耐心自研体验乐趣，攻略指南尽量不用。不建议使用外挂，插件，作弊之类的，游戏都要这样搞，那现实里那更是如此了。兄弟萌，强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额，通过饰品等挂steam市场转的，高概率red信乃至封号，且行且珍惜。
Игра полный отстой
2d pixel platform oynaması da baya zor hard sevenler denesin
Кусок дерьма
Broken shovelware.
非常不建议买。这游戏唯一的价值就是挂卡，游戏设计和判定上都很烂。
另外提醒一下，这游戏打开的时候可能会报毒。真是离谱。
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Oyunu koleksiyon kartı için almıştım. Eski steam kuru ile beraberinde aldığım için bu oyun beni biraz sevindirmişti. Şu anki fiyat sabitlenmesi ile bu oyunu sakın almayın derim. Herkese bol şans.
Tiene 4 niveles, es un juego de Aventura en 2D de llegar hasta el final esquivando obstaculos y bichos (y matando tambien).
La dificultad es bastante grande, esta roto en muchos aspectos si nos ponemos a pensar. Sobre todo porque no tiene checkpoints basicamente.
pero bueno, a pesar de la dificultad, es relativamente interesante, graficos pasables, musica pasable, tiene logros y cromos, lo que no esta tan mal dentro de todo.
No se, hay cosas que no me cierran del juego y otras que si, diria que solamente si te gusta mucho el genero y tenes mucha paciencia y habilidad, lo compres, sino segui de largo para no amargarte jaja.
5.5/10
Не смог пройти первого врага.
нет
"Remember when video games were hard?"
"Because of arcade monetization sensibilities?"
"No because the controls and design were bad."
That's SUPERDITRO [sic] in a nutshell.
(Bonus: I beat level 1 and the game crashed.)
даже с удалением мобов , понервничал )ачивки рабочие, карты есть.
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Super Distro, Megaman ve Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels gibi retro oyunlardan ilham alan zorlu bir 2D platform oyunudur. Zorlu oynanışı benimser ve en yetenekli oyuncuları bile test etmek için tasarlanmıştır. Bu oyun, sizi sınırlarınıza kadar zorlayacağı ve tekrar tekrar ölmenize neden olacağı için kalbi zayıf olanlar için değildir.
Super Distro, üstesinden gelmek için kararlılık ve azim gerektiren yüksek bir zorluk seviyesi sunar. Zayıfların başvurmasına gerek yoktur, çünkü yalnızca imkansız olasılıklarla yüzleşmeye istekli olanlar bu oyunda zaferi bulacaktır. Super Distro'daki toprakların kuralları affetmez ve yalnızca en kararlı oyuncular zirveye çıkacaktır.
Oyun, klasik oyunlardan tanıdık unsurları yaratıcı ve yenilikçi fikirlerle birleştirerek benzersiz ve canlandırıcı bir deneyim vaat ediyor. Son derece keyifli ve zaman zaman öfke uyandıran bir deneyim sağlamak için tek bir geliştirici tarafından başkalarının da yardımıyla sevgiyle hazırlanmıştır.
Super Distro çoğunlukla olumsuz eleştiriler almış olsa da, oyunun kasıtlı olarak zorlu ve cezalandırıcı bir oyun deneyimi sunduğunu belirtmek önemlidir. Eski tarz platform oyunlarının hayranıysanız ve zorlu engelleri aşmanın verdiği hazzı yaşıyorsanız Super Distro denemeye değer olabilir. Ancak, daha bağışlayıcı ve erişilebilir oyunları tercih ediyorsanız, sizin için uygun olmayabilir.
game
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Super Garbage
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Дешево и окупил игру выфармленными карточками
This game is bad at INSERT ANY WORD
✅İndirimdeyken alınıp kartları satılarak kâr edilebilir.
Hesabımda bunun gibi birsürü inceleme var kâr yaptıran oyunlar mevcut profilimden bakabilirsiniz.
Üstte kalması için incelemeye geri bildirim bırakmayı unutmayın.
Money
- Satın al
- Kart düşür
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Жена сказала если тут наберётся 1000 пальцев вверх и 10 наград, то она купит ящик пива, помогите мужики! Игра, с пивом норм:)
If you're looking for a game that will really put your skills to the test, then "SUPER DISTRO" might just be the one for you. This 2D platformer is reminiscent of classic retro games like Megaman and Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels, with an added dose of difficulty that will make even the most seasoned gamers sweat.
It's definitely not a game for the faint of heart - you will die, again and again, until you get it right. But if you're up for the challenge, then you'll find a satisfying and rewarding experience here. The levels are creatively designed and the game has been lovingly crafted by a single developer and his friends, ensuring a unique and enjoyable experience.
It's worth noting that "SUPER DISTRO" has received mostly negative reviews from players, likely due to its high level of difficulty. But if you're the kind of player who enjoys a good challenge and doesn't mind dying a few times in the process, then this game is definitely worth checking out.
Overall, I would recommend "SUPER DISTRO" to players who are looking for a challenging and engaging platformer experience, and who are willing to put in the effort to overcome the game's difficulty. If that sounds like you, then give it a try - just be prepared for a lot of frustration along the way.
[b]Better to do ananism.[/b]
[b]Than games on the fourth Unreal.[/b]
아이러니하게도 어려운게임은 잘만들어야한다
그렇지 못하면 어려운게임이 아니라 못만든 게임이 되기 때문이다
수많은 어려운 게임을 만들고 싶은 제작자는
이 게임을 플레이하고
아! 나는 저렇게 만들면 안되겠구나!
를 깨닫는 교육용 게임으론 나쁘지 않다 생각합니다
Круто!
Game is gay, look at this instead.
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非常屎的横板平台跳跃游戏
别的游戏考验反应力，这游戏损耗人的智力
lixo repetitivo e zoado.
Da época dos boom das cartas. Compravamos um bundle de pequenos jogos e depois vendia-se as cartas, que valiam mais que os jogos.
Então desenvolvedores criavam jogos lixos com cartas para ganhar uns trocados.
Idle as cartas e deixe sua analise negativa
