Panzermadels! The first dating simulator to deliver a thoughtful look at tanks, and the men who date them!
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Man, I hope these simulations will come in handy during WW3
Я прошел одну сюжетную линию, и о боже это прекрасно
(мне не дали трахнуть пазика)
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a tiger tank girl and gor arrested 10/10 would ♥♥♥♥ again
you ♥♥♥♥ tanks
I got to ♥♥♥♥ a glorious Russian T-34 Tsundere
Worth the deportation to a Siberian Penal Unit
Please, allow me to ♥♥♥♥ the Char B1 next time.
lo jugue de forma ironica, lo juro
Tanks give me boners
not as good as attack helicopter dating simulator
ai garbage
This game is nothing short of a masterpiece. The ending was abrupt but I saw it coming as a man going into the military desertion is quite serious but death is a bit extreme. Tog and IS-2 were my favorite for sure, Tog a random addition turns out to be an enjoyable experience besides the part where the character gets scolded for saying she was super heavy. IS-2 a proud and iconic piece to her peoples, while she is a bit off the deep end, she is also kind of sweet...besides the stalking. Overall good game I still don't understand what DLC you speak of.
Ебаться с танками Ебаться с танками Ебаться с танками, что еще нужно для счастья?
нада хорошая концовка с ИС-2
10/10 got sent to the eastern front (not fun)
new fetish unlock
航空に関する既知の法則すべてによれば、ミツバチが飛べるはずがない。翼は小さすぎて、その小さな太った体を地面から離すことができない。もちろん、ミツバチは人間が不可能だと思うことを気にしないので、とにかく飛ぶ。黄色、黒。黄色、黒。黄色、黒。黄色、黒。おお、黒と黄色！ ちょっと変えてみよう。バリー！朝食の準備ができた！来るよ！ ちょっと待って。もしもし？ - バリー？ - アダム？ - こんなことが起こるなんて信じられる？ - できない。迎えに行くよ。きちんと着替えて。階段を使って。お父さんが階段に高いお金を払ってくれたんだ。ごめんね。興奮しているよ。卒業生だ。息子さんをとても誇りに思っているよ。完璧な成績表、すべてB。とても誇りに思う。ママ！ここで何かが起こっているんだ。 - 毛に糸くずがついてるね。 - 痛っ！あれは私だよ！ - 手を振って！私たちは118,000列目だよ。 - じゃあね！バリー、家の中で飛ぶのはやめてって言ったでしょ！ - ねえ、アダム。 - ねえ、バリー。 - それって、ファズジェル？ - 少しだけ。特別な日、卒業式。まさかここまで来られるとは思わなかった。小学校3日、高校3日。あれは気まずかった。大学3日。1日休みを取って、巣の周りをヒッチハイクしててよかった。帰ってきてから、全然変わってたよ。 - やあ、バリー。 - アーティー、口ひげ生やしてる？いい感じだね。 - フランキーのこと聞いた？ - うん。 - お葬式に行くの？ - いや、行かないよ。みんな知ってるだろ、人を刺したら死ぬって。リスに無駄遣いするなよ。なんて短気なんだろう。
I've never wanted to segs a tank so bad man fr
Das ist gut
Great game but I'm disappointed I couldn't bang ISU-152 or Char-B1 or Bob Semple ;(
pollack has the least screen time
Funny game. I recommend if you really really really like tanks. Jokes aside had lots of fun doing voice-over with a friend years ago. Recommend if you like weird vns lol.
Life changing.
Funny 2 hours with cute tank waifus, but I agreed to play this game so my friend would play the Coffin of Andy and Leyley in exchange.
He better follow through.
im sticking my barrel in crazy
The creator of this game is a true artist. It may not be the best dating sim ever made but they're speaking from the heart and that's really what matters.
Never thought i would plow a tank till now
WTF DID I PLAY
MMMMM TANK 😩
♥♥♥♥♥♥ a tsundere T34 and court martial sentenced me to be executed for it. 10/10 Worth it
I sexed a sherman got killed by crazy woman and found the best character of all time....... Kitchen Stool/Gunny
1000/10 would play 10000000 hours
I LOVE THIS GAME
This is what happens if you eat too much panzerschokolade.
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ the tanks
This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I love it, M4 Sherman is the best
Ob’s stürmt oder schneit
Ob die Sonne uns lacht
Der Tag glühend heiß
Oder eiskalt die Nacht
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter
Doch froh ist unser Sinn
Ja unser Sinn
Es braust unser Panzer
Im Sturmwind dahin
great game, very good story. excellent plot.
life was weird when i was 13
Juegardo, estagod. Lastima que no aparece el Stug III
This game is a joke that progressively becomes kind of serious, while kind of not. It's simply weird.
Game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird, I don't even know where to begin. The ending was so unsatisfactory. But if you want your brain to melt while playing a game it's alright...
Jako parodia - całkiem zabawne.
Jako visual novelka - średnie. Ma momenty, ale po pierwszej ścieżce bardzo powtarzalne i występują bzdurne nielogiczności.
Ale ostatecznie nie było takie złe. Na zachętę daję pozytywa, licząc, że Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator będzie lepsze.
I want to ♥♥♥♥ the panzer 4
bruh
Pretty cool game. Whenever I ammo rack a tank in War Thunder I imagine the girls getting titty punched and exploding
The lack of any Commonwealth girls outside of a few jokes about the Semple is absolutely [i]devastating[/i]. I need slightly autistic Ram-chan in my life ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Oh and the IS secret route is funny as all hell so thanks for that one lads.
I got thrown out of a WW2 museum for trying to take a Tiger 1 on a date!
yep
GOOD SOUP
may god have mercy upon my soul for the sins i have committed.
This game makes me want to buy a armored skirt
Score: 6/10
Decent dating sim game except the girls are tanks
Absolutely 10/10 game for truly cultured gentlemen
sex
Truly the game of all time
This game is ever so slightly better than your average r/History meme-trash, but that still does not make it good. I had to play it in brief bursts, since I could only take so much royalty-free music and predictable WWII jokes at the time. *That*, ultimately, is this game's biggest mistake: the humour. The character are likable at first, but become more and more annoying as the game progresses, being just a collection of Reddit-tier trivia about WWII tanks. It all sounds like it's coming from someone who likes Sabaton and is WAY too obsessed with Hearts of Iron 4, but only the Nazi Germany part (for obvious reasons).
Secondly, this game is supposed to be highly replayable, with multiple endings. However, what choices lead to what ending is never explained. I would look up the various paths, but I would not know what to do with them, considering I never want to play this again.
At least they don't romanticise, as most WWII media tend to do, the Tiger tank, and admit it was actually a needlessly-complex piece of trash that did not consider the Reich's economic struggles, nor the way armoured warfare was changing. But that's about the only thing I can praise about this cringefest.
FINAL SCORE: 2/10
best game ever made (tankussy)
Spoliers*
I like the game, its funny and wired and if you need a good laugh and like WW2 Tanks get it. It has one of the worst ending imaginable. You get a bad ending every time, I kinda wish to get a refund but most of the game is alright but the endings suck. You die in all three of them. It doesn't feel like a dating simulator if you die at the end like come on! At least put a good ending where he lives. Also music could of been better and not just 3 songs for 30 seconds. Overall get this game if you fall in what I said at the begining if not just watch a Guide to it. 7/10 in my book.
memes(german girls are hot)
mn mn
Brother in Chirst what am I doing with my life.
i cant tell if i liked this game or not
It's tanks that are anime girls in a highschool bootcamp. Chances are if you were interested enough in the game to look at its store page, it's exactly the kind of thing you'd be into.
7/10: It's what I expected. No more, no less.
You get to bang a tank.
You ever been inside a tank before boy?
Do you want to?
Overall Review: Come inside tanks.
The perfect dating sim for those who like to partake in tankery
+
Beste
I almost got shot by an M4 Sherman, dated and slept with a Panzer IV, got stalked by an IS-2, then got demoted and sent to the front and killed in action. 10/10 would play again, btw love the amount of WW2 jokes and references in the game.
The story was full of explosive characters. There were not quite as many ammo racks as I would have liked but the plot was entertaining and as usual I ended up sticking my ♥♥♥♥ in crazy... again.
As a tank nerd I greatly enjoyed this. Ending was a bit abrupt tho.
It is a amazing game showing that even tanks have a soft and loving side, i enjoyed playing every last bit of the game and must say that i had many laughs along the way at the brilliant jokes that they made. I would recommend it to anyone that just wants to be happy with a tank and wants to share the same love to them. I would like to warn though that there is no volume button in the game so you will have to play around with your volume mixer as well as it can't go full screen meaning you have to play it in a small window, but I could ignore those things cause i just enjoyed the game and in the end it was worth it.
Tank women>>>>>>>>>>>>
who told you about the underwater knife fighting course
The amount of tank innuendos In this game is beautiful
A game rich in lore.
tiger 1 my beloved
Has turned my brain to mush, where did the Tog II come from and where are my pants?
O MUNDO MEUS AMIGOS!O MUNDO!
Best $10 I ever spent
A masterpiece
This game is the greatest game I have ever played and worth the $15 aud
What a quality game
Its great
yes
♥♥♥♥♥-wucky Tanky-tanky
"why is it so stiff?"- one of my friends playing this game 2021
absolute gold, i loved it
yes
If you dont go outside, this game is for you
nice
YESYES YES ♥♥♥♥ YES YES YES YES, I WISH THIS WERE REAL YES YES YES YES HELL YEAH, LETS GO
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Every ending is disappointing and the Kevin MacLeod music is making me mad.
cured my crippling depression
t34 is a tsundere? sign me up
One of the most thought provoking and intensely emotional tank dating simulators on the market right now. Features many of history's most arousing tanks, from the ubiquitous yet still alluring Panzer IV, to the breathtakingly gorgeous and supremely powerful Bob Semple.
No Panzerkampfwagen 38 (t) neuer Art, 0/10
Just yes
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WORTH MY MONEY
BUY IT NOW
9999/10
AWOOOOOGAAA
CUTE ANIME GIRLS BUT TANKS
Its better then eu4, so gg for that
10/10 gives the terms "ammo racking", "riding tanks", "A.P shell penetration" a whole new meaning
F-ucking masterpiece, quite possibly the greatest game i have ever played, Was definitely worth the $14.50 aud, 2 hours and dignity i had to throw away to play this game.
