PlayStation 4PC (Microsoft Windows)Xbox One2016
Mr. Massagy
Use your dating skills to get a well-earned Massage through your gamepad controller! (Skills not included)
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| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | — | Y | Y |
Use your dating skills to get a well-earned Massage through your gamepad controller! (Skills not included)
| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | — | Y | Y |
that massage with the mayo was so good my gf is jealous
To put it frankly, Mr. Massagy changed my life. You will never recieve a more pleasurable experience in your life for $5, no matter what. I have been enlightened. Goldberg seal of approval
Finally! A game about massages without any hidden sexual inuendos, truly a game for everyone! Something to enjoy with the whole family! Would recommend!
T'was okay. Bit expensive
And Begin! Hey, there, Mr. Massagy. Can you please come over and massage me? Because I ain't got a feelin' on my back and it's your 6-pack abs that I need on my back. *Vine boom noise*
4/5, Good Game
yes
Never did I think having my neck violated by a controller's vibration would be a good thing. Not bad to be honest. Good game and would recommend.
You get to receive a massage from a jar of mayonnaise. What more could you want?
you can also play this on playstation and get 100% achievements
🌈
This game has further plummeted my Sanity and made me question the fundamentals of life. Having this game perfected with all achievements obtained, I have lost all credibility to myself as a person and as a gamer.
Highly Recommend
Please don't tell anyone I played this... Thumbs up!
I can explain...
No I can't.
But doesn't this remind you of Markiplier?
Nicole best girl
영어만 어느정도 알면 이것도 업적 날먹겜
Hell Yeah!! the best dating sim :3
Date whoever you want!
Like body pillow, no worries this game got it.
Want to date a cow? Got it fam!
Need some dangerous love? This game got it covered for you :q
So, go ahead and date stress free! :D
Game is fun and the concept of the controller massage is very interesting
the best dating sim with a fun twist to the dates.
connect your controller and enjoy! ;)
even the anime-waitfu-sailormoon inspired pillow wants to leave you or get motivated by her
Absolute banger of a game no joke
Got to date Werewolf, a Jar of Mayo, and an Alien who wanted to breed really badly
Oh and my body pillow
Plus the massages are great!
what
I went on a date with a jar of mayo.
Basically a vibrator that you have to date all kinds of living (or non-living) things to unlock different modes and intensities. Wanna turn your controller into a vibrator meanwhile playing a low effort weird as heck dating sim? Of course you do.
Mr Massagy is definitely on the quirky side of games but this Dating Simulator is something to have a good laugh with hahaha
It's great had me laughing for quite sometime 😂
The Menu Music is Pumping 🤘
The game was really weird to play. It's an easy game to do 100% of the achievements, as long as you have google and some guides. Besides that, the credits are extremely sad. I recommend!
Not gonna lie the controller massages actually feel pretty good.
Have a good day.
Best gamer ever. Lots o hawties for massagies
Lovehoney must be fuming.
i am a master at dates now thanks
Really makes you feel dirty for having it on your profile, and this is coming from some one with plenty of h games ...
Achievements: It's why we are here...
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[Massage Dating sim] Very unique. Not only a sim, but you'll get massage irl via your controller vibration. Once you 'beat' manga girls, she will massage you!
[マッサージ恋愛シミュ]箱コンなどのバイブレーション機能を通じて実際にマッサージ
This game allowed me to live out my dream of finally being able to go on tinder and talk to random women. I'm very lonely.
If your looking for an easy game to 100% than go for this game. Though be careful since they updated the achievements for a DLC patch which the console versions didn't have :)
I saw Markplier playing this, and I was instantly hooked by the comedy of it. I really do think that this kind of game has some great potential for the future, especially if it had it's own message devices included. I went ahead and completed all but just 2 achievements, and I can honestly say that each massage was indeed unique. My least favorite massage was from the Navi, and my all-time favorite was the out of this world massage from Janein.
Perks of this game
1.It will have you laughing your ass off each and every single date. Some are just plain hilarious and unexpected, while other's are just really well made as far as humor goes.
2. At least for me, the out of this world massage is just worth the price alone. I set my xbox 360 controller on my lower back, and just let it massage me for 20-30 minutes straight. Maybe it's because I'm an author and I sit too much, but that massage just feels amazing and leaves my back pain-free for hours at a time. I 3-starred her on the first go as well. It will be different for each person, but with 10 different massages, at least one will hit the right spot.
Disadvantages
1. It does require a specific set of controllers to function at 100% that are obviously not included.. The massages are a major part of the game, but you aren't really paying the price it would require to have a controller included anyway. I could see the game at 60$ with it's own messaging devices included, but for the price, you can afford to buy a corded gaming controller, steam, ps4, xbox all work.
Neutral
1. It is rather short, as in it can be completed quickly if you take it seriously, but that also means that you can unlock all of the girls rather quickly. I found my perfect massage early on, but that may not be the case with everyone.
On another note, I 3-starred Nicole, Janein, Anne, Papu Aiye, Navia, Mayo, Dorothy, Sonia, and Cake-Chan on the first try. I think that this game is trying to tell me something. Real girls <Fake girls. Dominant < Submissive. At least now, I know my place beneath Cake-Chan's heels and horse whip.
What the actual ♥♥♥♥?
Fun Game At Parties As Long As You Have Cool Friends Like Me.
YOU CAN DATE A JAR OF MAYO
Lo que más disfruto del juego es que cada que eliges la respuesta correcta, las chicas te recompensan con un masaje y eso hace la experiencia de sacar 3 estrellas con cada chica más llevadera. Le doy un 10 por originalidad y 10 en humor.
controller vibrated but no sex (╯_╰)
Perfect dating game.
Au top du top. J'y croyais pas mais sa masse vraiment. J'ai acheté le jeux en voyant la vidéo de squeezie personnellement et je ne regrette pas.
[h1]Mr. Massagy[/h1]
Изначально я проходил Mr. Massagy на другой платформе. Тогда эта игра мне показалась достаточно необычной. И с появлением компьютера я решил перепройти ее.
[h1]Сюжет[/h1]
Сюжет прост, у нас есть приложение Linger (явная отсылка на Tinder ). Наш главный герой ходит на свидания с... необычными девушками, серьезно, здесь есть девушка-оборотень, девушка-майонез, девушка-человек, девушка-призрак и много других. Огромным плюсом является то, что в диалогах много юмора. Поэтому о сюжете можно сказать, что он приятный.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2439557769
[h1]Геймплей[/h1]
Если о сюжете особо много не рассказать, то о геймплее можно рассказывать чуть больше, ведь он... необычный. Сама игра жанра - визуальная новелла, к этому претензий нет, обычный симулятор свиданий. То главная механика геймплея - массаж, выполнен путем вибрации контроллера.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2439557050
[h1]Визуальная часть и Звуковая часть[/h1]
Все персонажи нарисованы красиво, колоритно, качественно.
Музыка расслабляет и не напрягает.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2439554990
[h1]Итог[/h1]
По моему обзору можно понять, что об игре особо нечего рассказывать, ведь она проходится за 2 часа, но я рекомендую ее купить за механику массажа, неплохой сюжет и легкие достижения. Игра стоит 149 рублей и полностью их оправдывает.
I have no idea what I just played, but it was definitely worth trying it
so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Massaged my way into a full blown divorce.
8/10 would recommend
Great game, funny concept and great for neck massages lol
Does your back hurt? Play Mr. massagy.
Neck cramping after work? Play Mr. Massagy.
Are you wanting a massage? Play Mr. Massagy.
My back feels a lot better after playing this.
Fun, funny and mr. Massagy.
I never knew I'd find chatting up a jar of mayonnaise so satisfying.
why do i own this game
The Experience is worth buying, from funny punchlines to massages themselves (if you have a controller ofc)
Yes, the nearly 100 hours are actual playtime. Genuinely.
Help.
There are people who strap their controller on their junk because of this. I hope that boys at Green Lava Studios are happy.
Ну, увидел как-то эту игру у Маркиплера, подумал будет весело...
Так-то весёлая игрулька на часик-другой, с возможностью подключить падик и получить массаж (любого места ;3)
P.S. Ахах, первый вход в игру занял ровно 69 минут
i played this because of multiplier
.....
markiplier
why does this exist
This was shockingly hilarious and Fun. I went in Blind and was incredibly suprised. Its essentially a Johnny Bravo game where you can actually succeed. great time over all
Quite funny, simple game
A deep, life changing experience. I cried during.
uhhh
This game was good, it is not expensive, it is funny and is there for every kind of lady you would like to date, furries, mayo, and everything in between. Its funny, oh and yeah, there is a massage thing with the controller.
Controller shake.
Idealny pastisz dating simów. Mr. Massagy jest parodią i nie kryje się z tym.
Gameplay opiera się na aplikacji która stylizuje się na popularną aplikację randkową. Do wyboru mamy wiele chętnych by was wymasować dziewczyn... i nie tylko? Co powiecie na krowę? Albo słoik majonezu?
Jest oczywiście i nagroda za nasze trudy w konwersacji, mianowicie: masaż. Taki realny, za pomocą pada.
Dlatego polecam tę grę. Za niewielką kwotę dostaje się całkiem dobry humor, oraz relaks po pracy, czy co tam kto chce :P
Powodzenia z Wilkołakiem!
Never thought my jar of mayo could give me the best massage of my life.
This game is so much fun! I laughed my controller off!
Strongly recommend buying it! Best DatingSim I ever played!
werewolf is has best massagy
关上游戏，陷入无尽空虚...
Fell in love with a Jar Mayo
This game combines the best of anime tiddies and vibrations, playing with controller makes for super realistic gameplay.
10/10 would play and am playing for 180 seconds everyday.
all of my neck pain gone instantly... imma give this game 2.9/2 bc idk just get the game it do the masage is cheap... or some shid... 2019 tm idk
Surprisingly fun to play and has some of the most funny dialog that I've ever read in a game. Plus, if you have a controller plugged in, the vibrations can be really nice and still remain pretty funny.
i did dirty things to a jar of mayo.
10/10
For Fun: 8/10
For Completing: 8/10
[b][u]PLAY WITH CONTROLLER! YOU WILL MISS OUT ON KEY GAME MECHANICS IF YOU DON'T![/u][/b]
I genuinely had fun through this game when i thought it would just be an awkward weird time. The game is one of the most unique dating sims I've seen and played. Its got fun suggestive and witty humor in it while still providing many unique massages. 100% takes inspiration for popular dating apps such as Tinder as an example and uses different profiles to get a hold of different "girls." Many of the girls have different ways you have to speak to them in order to get the 3 Star massage and I recommend trying to do it without a guide a few times unless you just want the achievements. Its fun to see all the different things the girls will say and do whether you get a massage or fail a date.
Completing the game is not hard whatsoever and only really takes time. The hardest achievements in my opinion are: It's not even duck season do to it being the only skill based achievement and Hackerbruh! do to S.O.N.I.A. having a lot of dialogue and it gets really confusing. You will need to grind up stars in order to encounter the newer girls, but 3 staring Martha over and over works well. Over all easy achievements and a unusual gem of a game.
i think this is a good game and you should play
Reflective Review:
This is the Johnny Bravo dating sim. You play an expy of Johnny Bravo named Johnny. You go on dates that rapidly get weird and play out like a Johnny Bravo cartoon. If you succeed, your controller vibrates. Your failures along the way will also be like a Johnny Bravo cartoon. If you like Johnny Bravo, this is your jam.
Original review written while depressed:
Gave me a smile when I needed one badly.
That should be enough for anybody.
i no longer cry myself to sleep every night out of loneliness
Great game!!!!
Well I really like this game just cause the things you can date on it are just amazing
of course my favorite is the werwolf lady oof
can i say this game is odd? you're going on to linger to hook up with different women and things. i don't know what is more disturbing a date with a cow, psycho computer program, your own pillow or hey a jar of mayo. there is no nudity in the game. just massages. it wasn't joking it would give massages.
its not a serious game so don't expect much from it.
This game makes me fear what humanity will find as suitable partners within the near future.
I love this game UwU
Fesselnd und gleichzeitig entspannend. Für mich ein besonderes Spiel
Just a piece of art.
This game is a 10/10 because of Mayo.
Ich liebe dieses spiel weil sein humor einfach gut ist und es sich selbst nicht ernst nimmt. Auch wenn die massage mir Gehirn erschütterungen verpasst finde ich es irgendwie lustig einen kontroller im nacken zu haben :D
Pretty fun game. Easy to 100% so id say its worth it.
我只是试一下没想到我的nspro手柄也能用啊啊啊爽爽爽
Brings dating to a whole new level!!!
MC's name is Johnny just like me and guess what we both have ripped arms ; )
Thank you Mr. Massagy my back feels so much better now - <3
it's a fun little game with some silly and hilarious dialogue. Parodies, memes, appearances, it's great. Short, and the references are great too.
希望能出个中文 英文不好的体验极差！
Games a bit short but it is funny.
This is is my opinion the funniest dating simulator on steam! each characters personality is funny, but some are scarily relatable. Another thing is that this game also rewards you with massages! who doesnt like that!. 10/10 would definatly reccomend if you like dating simulators.
I can still feel the vibrations in my neck.
It's tingly~♥
mein Nacken ist mir und den Entwicklern maximal dankbar
Está muy bien.
- Muy divertido.
- Las chicas están interesantes, son muy originales y divertidas.
- Muy buen arte y diseño de personajes.
- Los diálogos son muy divertidos.
- Muy buena música.
- La duración no es muy larga, tiene un minijuego y si quieres desbloquear todos los objetos de la habitación y conseguir tres estrellas con todas la chicas para desbloquear una más, se alarga razonablemente.
Está divertido.
Recomendado.
Should i be happy if i got all the achievements ?
I love getting free massages. buy this game.
This game was amazingly hilarious, even if it was a bit short
What the F**k did I just play?
The writing in this game is awesome! I want to see what more crazy dates the devs can come up with. I'll even pay DLC for it.
we need chinese
:)
