Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS! Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass.
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999 Steam reviews
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Grass Simulator by Daniel Davies is a peculiar artifact of a very specific era of indie game development, one where the term “simulator” became less about authenticity and more about absurdity, irony, and experimentation. At first glance, the game presents itself with an intentionally ridiculous premise: you take control of Garry Rambler, a gun-wielding character navigating a surreal world dominated by cows, endless fields of grass, and loosely defined objectives. It leans heavily into randomness and exaggerated humor, clearly positioning itself as a parody of both traditional simulators and the flood of similarly named novelty games that appeared on Steam. However, while the concept initially sparks curiosity, the game quickly reveals the limits of its ambition.
The core experience revolves around a collection of modes rather than a single, unified gameplay loop. In its most recognizable form, players are dropped into a grassy environment with little direction beyond interacting with the world—typically by shooting cows or wandering aimlessly. Various modes attempt to remix this basic structure with visual filters, music changes, or slight environmental tweaks, but these additions rarely alter how the game actually plays. Instead of building layered mechanics or offering meaningful progression, the game relies on novelty alone to carry engagement. There are no compelling systems to master, no evolving challenges, and very little sense of accomplishment, which makes extended play sessions feel hollow once the initial curiosity fades.
What makes this more noticeable is the absence of structure. Unlike other sandbox-style games that encourage experimentation through tools, physics, or emergent systems, Grass Simulator offers very limited interaction. The world feels static despite its open layout, and the player’s actions rarely produce interesting or unexpected outcomes. Even features like multiplayer or additional modes feel underdeveloped, functioning more as checkboxes than fully realized components. The result is a game that gestures toward freedom but ultimately provides very little to do with it.
From a technical and visual standpoint, the game reflects its low-budget origins. Environments are sparse and repetitive, often consisting of flat terrain with minimal detail or variation. Character models and animations are rudimentary, with stiff movements and occasional glitches that break any sense of immersion—though in fairness, immersion is clearly not the game’s primary goal. The interface is basic, and performance can be inconsistent depending on the setup. Sound design is similarly barebones, with limited effects and little in the way of atmosphere, leaving the experience feeling somewhat empty even within its intentionally absurd world.
The humor is where the game attempts to justify itself, but it is also where it becomes most divisive. Its comedic approach relies heavily on randomness, loud presentation, and the inherent silliness of its premise rather than clever design or layered satire. There is a brief moment where the absurdity works—encountering strange modes, bizarre visual effects, or nonsensical scenarios can be amusing for a short time—but the game struggles to sustain that humor. Without deeper systems or evolving situations, the jokes begin to feel repetitive, and what initially comes across as playful chaos starts to feel more like a lack of direction.
Despite these shortcomings, there is still a narrow audience that may appreciate what Grass Simulator offers. Players who enjoy deliberately strange, low-effort, or meme-driven games may find some entertainment in its unpredictability and lack of seriousness. It can function as a curiosity—something to explore briefly, laugh at, and then move on from. Its value is less in long-term engagement and more in the novelty of experiencing something so unapologetically odd. For collectors of obscure indie titles or those interested in the evolution of ironic simulator games, it holds a certain niche appeal.
Ultimately, Grass Simulator feels like a concept that was never expanded into a fully realized experience. It captures the tone of parody but lacks the substance needed to support it over time. While it may succeed as a short-lived joke or a piece of gaming oddity, it falls short as a game meant to be played for any significant duration. The idea behind it is amusing, but the execution leaves too much unexplored and too little to meaningfully engage with.
Rating: 4/10
無意味
金もらったらやってもいい
music is peak, gameplay is peak, graphics is peak, and worth every cent
Why did I spend 7.1 hours playing this when I was 10!?! smh worth it
I wholeheartedly dubobt that i will evber meet a game that wilol perceed my expectations on what the game play is that is superior to the game of grass ismulator
bağımlı oldum
evet işte o çimim
💋
ゲイリーが草を持ってきてくれたよ
ゲイリーはあなたに時間の大切さを知ってもらいたいんだ
ゲイリーにありがとうと言って
👎
Moo
fun game, recomend
peak gaming would touch grass again
非常好的游戏，让我成功的正确并深刻意识到了我的智商有问题，我是弱智のfish
[h1][b]Not Recommended[/b][/h1]
神ゲー
I love grass simulator
神ゲー
これは...funnyです！草を見るだけだと思ったのに、まるで夢をみていたかのようだ.....
I came for the music
I loved this game.It was fun to kill the cows. And it made me refelct upon our meat industry today....
I wish pewdiep woudl make funny game montage.
I touched grass
このゲームのよくないところは、マルチをやるお友達が同封していないところです。
grass
I found this game to be most enjoyable and filled with grass. I would highly recommend this game to anyone who wants some unironic grass on grass action with no compromises, jokes, gaffs, joshing, flims, flams, or fooling. It is very much worth your money (especially when it goes on sale for 10$ (instead of 5$). You NEED this game in order to fully understand grass, and the ways of cows. I memorized the whole game and it rly helped me with my grass history paper at my college. If you don't understand why cows and people want to eat grass, play this game and you will understand. I eat grass every day with my cereal in the morning. Whenever people tell me to touch grass I boot up this game and say: "1V1 ME IN GRASS SIMULATOR BRO". I am very proud that i have spent 20$ multiple copies of this game and forcefully gifted them to my friends. You WANT this game. You NEED this game. And you WILL buy this game. And if you don't I will buy you a copy with all the money I have made from smoking and selling grass.
Peak gaming.
good chunes
99 cents down the drain tbh, just a cash grab game, there no content
$4 good ghame
One more horror that somehow found its way into my library, and I have no idea how or why it got there. It was probably the result of my previous tendency to buy bundles on a whim.
It looks like a game someone made while trying to learn the program. Pretty ♥♥♥♥, but to be fair look at the release date! No ♥♥♥♥ it's a bad game! Pretty sure I got it on sale at one point for VERY cheap.
Dubstep mode is bangin tho
very good
"Touch Grass" - hater
Me- "ok"
Don't get this game though... there's nothing to do
Literally the best game I've ever experienced. Bought the 3-pack gifts of this game to give to friends and they all enjoyed it! In short: :steamhappy:
I wish I was the cows
if you hold left click to keep shooting and switch through the weapons till you get to the mace. the mace then get a full auto fire rate. pls enjoy responsibly. (some cows were harmed during the making of this comment)
Der Titel dieses Spiels könnte durchaus irreführend sein, da man sich doch eher mit Kühen als mit Gras befasst. Enttäuschend. Um nicht zu sagen niederschmetternd, oder gar nulltimativ pikant. Einzig der Hellmode konnte mit dem entsprechenden Soundtrack von Gick Mordon zu überzeugen wissen. Schade. 1/10 Bad Discos
一般的に「〇〇 Simulator」というゲームは、その〇〇になりきって楽しむことが出来る、というのが一般的な認識です。
Goat Simulatorならヤギに。Hand Simulatorなら手に。Rock Simulatorなら岩に。
Grass Simulatorで操作するキャラクターは、銃を持てる生物。おそらくヒトです。
Grass(草)要素はステージにしかありません。なんなら草すらないステージもあります。
シミュレーターゲームには大なり小なり目的があります。街を冒険したり、物を持ったり、進化したり。
Grass Simulatorには、何もありません。 銃で的を撃てるくらいです。草要素は？
このゲームには、何もありません。
流行らすなこんなもの。
最高のゲーム体験をしたいなら要チェック。
洗練されたゲームデザインと前衛的なグラフィックが織りなすそれは芸術の域に達している。
GRASS SIMULATORは「FPS」というゲームジャンルを次のステージへ昇華させるためのカギとなるだろう。
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
нет
idk
MEGLIO FORLEO
why?
why did i play this. its so odd.
its nothing even close to how the video describes it. its just so so odd.
it has grass in it.
This game made for a funny gag gift, but uh - it's kinda' lacking in the actual "game" department.
There's little to nothing to do in the various maps save for mow down idle cows and one level with a target shooter. Every gun comes with the ability to reload but you can just fire endlessly. There's a mace if you feel like hitting things. It can't actually hurt anything though. There's power-ups! One of them is bullet time for just a little too long.
I am pretty sure when I got told to touch grass this is not what they had in mind.
Quirky lil game where you shoot cows and wander around. The dubstep's ♥♥♥♥ though.
Grass, cows and guns.
What do you get?
This.
Played about 30 minutes than decided I was better off smoking grass instead.
Started doing the weedijuana and haven't looked back since.
A great life choice.
Don't believe me, check out these other reviews:
"The Perfect Game" - IGN:9.9/10
"As a YahooAnswers member, I recommend it" - Metacritic:3.8/5
"Game of the year baby" - PaperBatVG:2/10
"Minecraft is a joy" - A Washington Poster board made for the 1988 Seoul Olympics :12 Thumbs Up
"How did you get in here? Please stop recording me.." - That c*nt Tracey from accounting : Half-a-sh*t Given
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"The jokes gone to far" - Vivi: 2087/6000
All in all, a great game worth my and your hard earned money and time. :)
草
The most grass I have ever seen
This game is crap. It's that crap you can't even play as grass. Someone bought it to me for a joke. Well it's all good as a joke but it's no laugh. I have since cast the individual out from my social circle. His family have disowned him and even the dogs in the street won't piss on him. Thanks
idk jack played it and i did to
С детства у меня была лишь одна мечта - стать травой! Представьте, качаешься себе на ветру, не думаешь ни о чём, слушаешь пение птиц и шум леса...
Очень жаль, что в игре нет мультиплеера и нельзя побыть травой вместе с друзьями. В остальном, игра очень хороша и я крайне рекомендую к покупке, если вы ощущаете себя травой и хотите попробовать на себе каково ей быть.
10/10 zaza
im grass
Haha funny grass game, play for funny right?
Don't waste 5€ on this at any cost, there is literally nothing fun to do in the game. It's not even that funny. I wouldn't play it for more than 10 minutes even if it was a free game.
cow
i love cow
11 minutes is about how long this game is good for.
как принять наркотики, не имея их
I really don't know what the hell just happened, what is this?
Actual Poop... Do not buy... if you buy this, you deserve this terrible game... It will not make you happy... It will not fix your marriage... Seriously though, if you buy this I feel sorry for you. The best part of this game is the trailer, just enjoy that and move on!
Ya know, usually, if a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is terrible, at least it's somewhat fun or somewhat amusing. Neither of which apply here. The first exploding cow was funny, but after that I was just left with the psychological trauma of what I had done to those cows. Oh, the atrocities that I committed in these fields. The horrors that I committed within this game will haunt me the rest of my days. RIP combustible cows, I am eternally sorry.
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I have had this game since 2016 and, to say the least, this game has had a profound change on my entire life. I remember being so happy to get back from school and load up good old "Grass Simulator" It would put a smile on my face like no other! Thank you for 6 years of amazing memories. Literally the best game I've ever played.
its terrible
Finde ich richtig Toll, nach dem Spiel freut man sich einfach wenn man es Aus machen kann. Danke
Best game ever, Period.
You literally shoot cows in a field of grass, you can also hit their utters with a spiked mace if you really want to but that's it. I have nothing else to say about this game, masterpiece.
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Ridículo juego Simulador de nada, porque no somos hierba como indica su título (cosa que podría ser interesante, aunque aburrida…) Es del 1 de Abril del 2015.
Hay varios Modos de ‘jugar’, entre ellos: El Clasico: donde exploramos un entorno de hierba equipado con armas seleccionables (Cachiporra, Ametralladora, Magnum o Pistola) y le disparamos a las vacas que están dispersas por la zona, y son mas duras de matar que Iron Man; El Nevado: Lo mismo pero con Nieve (ahí las vacas parecen tener frio); el Hell Fire: Lo mismo, pero la hierba se ha vuelto roja y el mapa está en ‘llamas’; y El Campo de tiro: Donde podemos probar nuestra puntería, en dianas mal confeccionadas…
Obvio, que sería irrecomendable, pero tiene el segundo Cromo mas fácil de conseguir en Steam (luego de “Mountain”), y tiene un precio de 10 centavos de dólar…
値段が安く、面白いゲームです。ついでにサントラも買いましょう
Best game I love it I spend all my life on it
最高です！！
このゲームを始めてから腰痛、肩こり、老眼が直りました！！ありがとうございます！！友達数名にもプレゼントしました！！
神ゲー！めっちゃおもしろい！
シングルプレイはあんまりすることないです。シングルプレイだとあーちょっと銃ぶっ放してぇなぁって時にプレイするくらいですね。
それに対してマルチプレイはできることがいっぱい！Grass Simulatorバグとかで検索するとバグがいろいろ出て来る。本当なら複数人でやってみたいところではあるが相手が見つからないため断念。いつかできるといいなぁ。
どうでもいいことだけどシングルプレイはすることないですって言ったけどわたしはシングルプレイの方がプレイしていた時間が長いはずです。
my money gone haha
这14块还不如买你画我猜
I have 69 minutes on record and refuse to actually check if the game is good or not anymore. I remember it being boring.
best game ever made
Avoid if youre looking for multiplayer (empty) but solo is amazing tho
Fun! ! !
It's so fun that my teeth are broken! ! !
太棒了，已经退款了！
人生の過ちと幸福に気づく時間を与えてくれるゲームです！
おすすめ！
Now this is a good game to play with friends but you are not a grass just playing something like csgo or cod killing each other and having a blast glitching it up c; but from what i was told only 2 multiplayer maps for the online
One of the masterpieces of the 21st century. 10/10
This is the best game 2021
I suggest adding more grass. the cows are my favorite part. this is why computers were invented
I rather stand in a 10 hour line for nothing than play this game.
yeah yanno i think I remember getting it on sale for $1.99 about four years ago. Poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥ folks paid $4.99 for the game eh. Not bad tho does what it says its gonna do
grassy ass
this may be the best game of all time. The music is great especially disco. The online is fun and the main game always finds ways to mix it up and make it new. Owning this game may be the biggest factor in how cool you are.
友人とやる分には楽しいです。一人でやるのはお勧めできません。
lol my money gone
シングルでも普通にストレス解消射撃ゲームとしてそこそこ遊べる．無限につぶせる包装プチプチみたいな感じ．通信対戦するお友達がいるならマルチはそこそこバグってて面白いらしいので500円の価値はあるかもしれない．
This game has sated my thirst, I plan to spend countless more hours roaming the green plains.
♥♥♥♥
