Fight the battle you already won, but never remember. It is you up against 1000 other sperm fighters. Can you beat off your competition and come first? Finally, collect your very own baby gnomes as trophies for your minivan!
Very Positive
445 Steam reviews
| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
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| English | Y | — | Y |
| Italian | — | — | Y |
MUST. FERTILISE!
Spermination is an unapologetically strange indie title that fully commits to its absurd premise and builds an entire gameplay loop around it. Developed and published by Phr00t’s Software, the game places the player in control of a heavily armed sperm competing in a frantic, high-speed race to reach an egg before hundreds of equally aggressive rivals. From the outset, it is clear that realism and subtlety are not priorities here; instead, the game embraces shock value, crude humor, and exaggerated sci-fi spectacle to carve out a niche experience that exists somewhere between parody and experimental action design.
At its core, the gameplay blends elements of first-person shooting, arcade racing, and light roguelike structure. Movement is constant and momentum-based, forcing players to balance speed with precision as they navigate winding biological tunnels filled with hazards, enemies, and environmental obstacles. Combat is a major focus, with lasers, missiles, shields, and various upgrades turning what could have been a simple race into a chaotic free-for-all. The sensation of drifting, boosting, and firing simultaneously creates a surprisingly demanding control scheme that rewards spatial awareness and quick reflexes, especially as enemy density increases and screen-filling firefights become the norm.
Visually, Spermination adopts a deliberately exaggerated and stylized approach that matches its tone. Environments resemble surreal interpretations of internal anatomy mixed with sci-fi aesthetics, prioritizing readability and spectacle over anatomical accuracy. Bright particle effects, glowing projectiles, and exaggerated enemy designs contribute to a sense of constant motion and visual overload. While the graphical fidelity is modest by modern standards, the art direction succeeds in making the experience distinct and memorable, leaning into cartoonish excess rather than attempting any form of realism. The game’s sound design further reinforces this approach, with pulsing electronic music and exaggerated audio cues that heighten the sense of frantic competition.
One of the more unusual aspects of Spermination is its optional VR support, which transforms the experience into something even more intense and disorienting. Playing in virtual reality amplifies the sense of speed and chaos, making navigation and combat feel more immersive while also increasing the challenge for players sensitive to motion. While VR does not fundamentally alter the mechanics, it emphasizes the game’s novelty and experimental nature, turning an already unconventional concept into something even more memorable for players willing to embrace it.
In terms of longevity, the game relies heavily on its novelty and arcade-style replayability rather than deep progression systems or narrative depth. Procedural elements and randomized encounters help keep individual runs from feeling identical, but the core loop remains largely unchanged throughout. For some players, this simplicity works in the game’s favor, making it easy to jump in for short, intense sessions without long-term commitment. For others, the lack of meaningful evolution in mechanics or objectives may cause the experience to feel repetitive once the initial shock and humor wear off.
Ultimately, Spermination is a game that knows exactly what it is and never pretends to be anything else. It is crude, chaotic, and intentionally ridiculous, offering a fast-paced action experience built around a premise that is equal parts juvenile humor and indie experimentation. While it is unlikely to appeal to players seeking narrative depth, mechanical complexity, or refined presentation, it succeeds as a bizarre arcade-style shooter that prioritizes energy, originality, and shock value. For those willing to embrace its absurdity and enjoy a short, high-intensity experience unlike almost anything else on Steam, Spermination delivers a uniquely memorable ride.
Rating: 8/10
This hilarious reproductive romp is wildly entertaining and addictive! 🏃♂️ Race through vibrant, pulsating worlds 🌈 with quirky humor, challenging obstacles, and smooth controls that keep you hooked. The unique concept, colorful visuals, and endless replay value make it a standout for fans of offbeat adventures! 😊
ted sem porad noob ale funny : )
top 10 tuffest games
This game is masterpiece
The visuals are striking, the narrative of the story is nothing but a inspiring, the NPCs filled with depth and characters, and the setting perfectly realized.
This is not a game, this is art piece made to remind us of the past
How we all fought to be the one to survive
To remind us of our fallen brother and sister who cant make it like us
Just by playing this game, its like looking into the past through a mirror into our glory days
sperma
IDK why I own this...
words can not begin to describe my love for this game
thanks uncle
uhhh. i dont actually have an excuse for this purchase
[h1][b]Not Recommended[/b][/h1]
sik ass game, cant get to the egg in time bc i suck but still fun!!!!!
💋
pierwszy!
Spermination – A Game That’s Really Going Places! 🍆💥
Ever wondered what it would be like to fight off thousands of other sperm in an epic race to the egg? No? Well, strap in, because Spermination is the wildest ride through biology you’ll ever take. 🏁🐝
You’re not just any sperm here, you’re the sperm—fighting for survival in a wacky battle royale against 1,000 other, uh, overachievers. The premise is simple: be the fastest, smartest, and most agile swimmer in the bunch, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll get the privilege of becoming an actual baby. 🍼🏆
The game’s humor is… unique. Let’s just say it’s definitely not for the faint of heart, but if you can appreciate a good laugh at life’s weirdest (and most biological) moments, Spermination is an absolute blast. You’ll be battling sperm-sized obstacles and avoiding all sorts of “competition” in the race of a lifetime. 🏊♂️⚡
And let’s not forget about those baby gnomes you’ll collect along the way. Because, of course, after defeating your fellow sperm warriors, what else would you want but a little gnome collection to ride in your minivan? 🚐💨 It’s a trophy that says, “I made it, and now I’m taking home some quirky prizes!”
With nonstop action and a bizarrely hilarious premise, Spermination is the most fun you can have with a completely, uh, unusual concept. Grab your virtual swim cap and go for gold—after all, it's not just about winning, it's about being first. 👑
Created with <3
cant goon to this
This game takes place inside a mcchicken
Все мы через это прошли. Ностальгия — сильная вещь.
Spermination... jogo bem interessante, inovador e bem gozado por sinal kkk, e um jogo que se passa as vezes... dentro de uma pepeka, outra vezes na garganta.. mais ai você me pergunta, porque que diabos esses carinhas estão fazendo na garganta? deixo por sua conta, imagina o que que aconteceu antes ne? kkkk
ideia deste jogo e você andar por aí como um esperma, competindo e matando outros esperma para ser aquele vitorioso que acaba se tornando um bebê, ideia incrível. Embora este jogo não seja ruim e tenha alguma profundidade, ele resulta em um jogo de tiros estilo space wars, pelo preço acho que compensa mais pela gozação kkk
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Spermination é um jogo arcade simples, mas muito divertido. Como o próprio jogo já diz, devemos batalhar contra outros 1000 espermatozoides para conseguirmos fecundar o óvulo (ou não, se você estiver no caminho errado). Para isso, podemos comprar diferentes armas (até 2 armas, uma sendo ativada com o clique esquerdo do mouse e a outra com o direito), armadura, turbo e etc.
Ótimo jogo para se passar o tempo, e nem um pouco difícil de se conseguir todas as conquistas. Como um bônus, o jogo é compatível com RV, apesar que eu nunca testei ele com o óculos.
This is a joke game where you enter parts of the human reproductive system, shoot other cells and try to be the first to reach the ovum. It's a joke, made in the hopes that being "edgy" in the game theme will somehow propely this to viral greatness, which didn't happen, because it turns out most gamers have taste. Admittedly, some effort went into fleshing out the joke game as you have various upgrades and so on, but this is really wasted effort, because all anyone is going to see here is the joke theme and anything else is quickly disregarded.
On the upside, the game does feature customisable controls and resolution, so at least some of the basic, minimum requirements have been met. Unfortunately there's a number of other technical defects and shortcomings which contribute to the game being difficult to recommend to gamers, that's if you put the joke theme aside and pretend this was a serious attempt to make a genuine game (it's not).
The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
This didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is for dying (something that actually trying to play this joke game will make you want to do), trivial to get, but less than 34 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, gamers just weren't all that interested in the game.
Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a modest spike in player counts for the game. But this only happened once, around the same time that trading cards were applied to the game... so this is just card idlers getting their cards and moving on. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards.
So, should you buy this joke game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?
This is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. It's not even that funny as far as jokes go. The Russian asset flipper who did the "Storm area 52" naruto running joke game did better.
[b]Note:[/b] Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
daha önce başardığın bir şeyi tekrar başarman isteniyor senin için kolay olmalı
4/10 - Don't
VR Controls (Quest 3) don't work,
Tried to use game pad, but can't remap keys it's locked to keyboard.
So, for use in VR is useless.
Unless for half a laugh for few mins.
Don't
I am 32 years old.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.
Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.
With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.
After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.
Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.
Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.
Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you.
Honestly this just looks like a student project that got put on steam for money. Go get that bag, of course, but this is a project that would barely get a pass even in school setting. The controls are terrible, the menu is awful, the gameplay is boring, the graphics are low effort and the level design is almost non-existent. It could pass as a tech demo merely because it's technically playable, but for an actual game my standards are a bit higher.
This game very much depends on "haha sex funny" for sales.
Also, the "vr mode" is a scam, all it does is that it feeds the video to the vr goggles, but it doesn't have any interrectivity with the vr controllers at all, you still have to play it on your pc, just with the vr headset on.
The game also starts a separate command line window with every start. It's the first game on Steam that I see with this behavior. In best case it's just incompetent programming, and that's already not a good case.
3/10
EY! ¿se te corto el Internet y no sabes que bosta hacer? ¿Tenes dilemas existenciales sobre como viniste al mundo? Este juego es para vos!
Te traemos al primer Battle Royale que todos hicimos en nuestras vidas (o antes de esta).
Si fuera profesor de ESI les haría a mis alumnos jugar a esto.
I cumed
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我對英語的語法和語法規則以及單詞的拼寫不完全理解表示歉意，因為我說的語言實際上不是英語，這一點很可能向您（讀者）證明，我很可能是智人，就像我一樣，因為我給你寫這句話的英語在語法和語法上都是不正確的，並且包含拼寫錯誤，並且可能被認為是俄語，因為我的句子的結構符合刻板印象。我們這些說英語的人都知道俄羅斯人對英語的虛假嘗試。
當企鵝俱樂部（Club Penguin）是一款為兒童設計的網絡遊戲，但我們人類的青少年、年輕人和成年人經常玩的網絡遊戲，其目的是拍攝我們物種中這些個體所控制的企鵝在遊戲中的圖像時，您的直接且準確的位置在哪裡？顯示出與遊戲背景並列的內容，例如使用咒罵和/或（但不限於）做出性別歧視、恐同和/或種族主義言論（無論這些言論是否實際上與生成圖像的個人的觀點相對應） ，甚至那些觀看它們的人）有時出於幽默的目的而覆蓋文本，也稱為模因，已停止？
就我個人而言，在我的居住地，假設是一座用以下材料建造的房屋，無特定順序，磚，砂漿，石膏，銅，鐵，玻璃，木材，塑料和混凝土，消耗加工過的玉米基，一種美味的小吃，質地干燥、酥脆，並塗有類似奶酪的細粉調味料，稱為“多力托”，當我的電信設備（在本例中是固定電話、連接到外部網絡的硬連線設備（通常是運行地下）的建議是，以最小的延遲將我的聲音傳輸到距離我家較遠的地方，否則收件人聽不到，或者移動電話，其工作原理與家庭電話類似，但使用電磁頻率從 600 到 6000 MHz 的任何地方（具體取決於個人的居住國家和電信服務提供商），用於傳輸語音，產生聲音（正如其設計目的），以提醒我有人在使用自己的電信服務設備試圖與我聯繫。
通過電信設備將聲音傳輸給我的人，閱讀本文的人想像上述個人正在通過電信設備與我交談（很可能由讀者的年齡決定，因為擁有固定電話的家庭數量幾乎呈線性下降）大約從 2003 年開始就有電話），假設使用與我所說的語言相同的語言，並對我說：“Club penguin is kil”，讀者可能會認為這是我的母語，因為它也包含糟糕的語法、句法和拼寫。這句話告訴我，企鵝俱樂部這款網絡遊戲已經停產了。
這讓我感到震驚，因為我很喜歡觀看我的物種中的個體使用名為“企鵝俱樂部”的遊戲製作的模因。對於遊戲終止的消息，我無法多說一句話就證明了這一點。由於無法完全表達我對剛剛通過我所持有的電信設備傳達給我的令人震驚的消息的感受或想法的強烈程度，我說了一個詞，反映了這些內心的過程，並抓住了我不相信如此重要的事情的本質。對我來說結束是：“不”。
Waskaso 2.0
Cudowna gra idealna na wszystkie możliwe scenariusze gdy masz depresje odpalasz tą grę i ci lepiej lekarstwo na wszystko
przy okazji dowiadujesz się jak się urodziłeś polecam 9/11
For the second time in my life, I was first to the egg
CUMpralo
what
喜加一
Aga yıllar önce zaten kazandığın bir yarışı tekrar kazanmaya çalışıyorsun
this is my kingdomecum
meh
sure why not
Kartları ile kar edebilir veya oyunun parasını çıkartabilirsiniz.
Daha fazla böyle oyun için incelemelerime bakabilirsiniz.
İNDİRİM İLE ALIN!!
Sperm... Severiz.
add sex
sperming yourself has never been this fun
oddly long fallopian tubes
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MÜLL!
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Grafik :5-
Spaß :2
Herausforderung :3
Letzte Errungenschaft :1- (500 Tötungen)
Spass für zwichendurch!!
Würde ich empfehlen....
balls
I don't remember how this ended in my library.
Gute Idee, aber wird es echt schnell Repetiv und langweilig.
Gaming on:
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Performance Test hiert: https://www.userbenchmark.com/UserRun/49244514
gud
literally gave up sex with my wife for this game, it changed my life forever and i promise you it will change yours.
Ich habe versucht das Spiel auf der Oculus Quest 2 zu spielen aber es lässt sich leider nicht starten.
great game
Análise.
太痛苦了，我这么能打的一个精子，最后就给我整个奇行种出来
当场去世
Trop réaliste le jeu x)
This game will show you how lucky that you can fertilize with your mommy's egg.
You have to beat other brothers for be the first who can enter an ovum.
You have to lucky enough to be shoot in the right direction, not the toilet, not in a mouth or even some place I wouldn't mention about but you can guess.
Reminds me of when I was younger! 10/10!
jogo muito gozado
o battle royale de verdade
10/10
Hermination Spermination
Nice and simple. This game was gifted to me and it was a laugh for sure, though the targeting system definitely needs some work! Haha!
I played this game on the latest episode of my 'Random Funny Games' series on my YouTube Channel! Check it out to see how I found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABOj3MhNmdY
Yea it's okay
Becum the pilot of a sperm cell in a fight to the egg.
Features include:
- Biologically accurate laser battles with othet sperm
- Accurate & procedurally generated uterine and oesophagus anatomy
- Digestion for you vore / gokkun lovers
Overall score: 69/420.
It's a time waster but the loads are small.
Find your becumming.
Damn it is wild to be a sperm
Не игра, а жизнь.
Fun for 5 - 10 minutes or so.
grand
La única vez que gane algo y era blanco. IGN 10/10
daddies cummies
Great game remembers me when i was a sperm pwning some mates before i was #1
Good lord. 8/10.
Шесть часов секса почти без перерыва как это мило! Лучший секс в моей жизни! Лучше чем Звёздные войны!
Spermination où comment incarner un spermatozoide qui fera son bout de chemin pour créer un "braillard"! :)
A jouer en VR pour réellement en profiter.
masterpiece
Its very good for virgins, now u not be big virgin
Genuinely a good game for the price, I bought it as a bit of a joke but it is actually is fun, if you want to get an idea about what you have to do in it other then just get to the end, I made a video on Youtube about it https://youtu.be/s8cYvfbaTW0
Maybe even gift it to a friend on a birthday (the gift of being conceived) lol
I have 200+ babys
veldi bra spil
Ах вот оно как...
Greatest game ever made, hands down
10/10
FORGET THE BIRDS AND THE BEES...
....This is the new parenting tool, for educating their spawn. And also have fun making more babies without the 18-21 obligation of raising them after. Practice safe sex, the safest way, by playing spermination.
Yes this game can raise awkward questions from people who see your library but once they play it, they too will NEED it in their library for those lonely nights where they want to see if they still got what it takes to battle with a 1000 other sperms to prove they were the fittest to survive.
Also there is lasers and cannons to blow your competition out of the race, what more do we need?
Have not played for long, but is a great way to kill time for cheap especially when it is on sale!
Играешь в фрагмент который когда-то прошёл в жизни а здесь реконструкция тех событий
You play as ♥♥♥
At first when i played this i thought, why would someone create this, But after a period of my load being blow and being lost in the labyrinth that is the vagina, i found my purpose i am going to became a sperm just getting ready its going to be a fun experiance
I shoot blanks so this is the closest I can get to the real thing.
what the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥
Bellissima esperienza. Ve la raccomando ;)
hahahahhaa
haha WHAT? i have more kids now that means i have won the game a few times ! who came up with this ??? (thankyou) worth the price for sure in vr or not
truly epic
Everybody loves this game, except those who dont.
Kindoff already won this game smh
The story is engaging 10/10
Experience that one scene in Family Guy about how Bertram was conceived.
Dank
The time has come for some bareback action.
Let's create some really nice fetus in that hole.
In this game you will become the fastest fishie.
You have to learn how to control those sperms.
Let's just kill them all and become the best one.
