Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
Very Positive
9,600 Steam reviews
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GoodStory And Funny Gameplay.
such a beautiful game. 10/10 game of the year
soy una pija (el juego)
самая хайповая игра
friggin hilarious, highly recommend for a good laugh
Awsome game to play with your freinds, guy freinds.
kalo suka sosis panjang rekomen
The idea is fun and quirky, but its super repetetive and not all that fun with friends if you're only 2-3 people. Its gets boring real quick
Jogo engraçado e divertido de jogar com amigos
Funny game, highly recommend for funny gaming, but terrible mechanics. Absolutely crappy mechanics.
一款非常恶俗非常有意思的吊寻爱之旅，游戏做得不错，非常有格调。本地似乎最多支持8人联机，快插入你好朋友的腚吧（bushi）
- Как вы думаете, однородные члены или сложное предложение?
- Большие члены...
- Какие?
- Большой член, большие яйца...
- Так, Джамал Салдаев вышел из конференции! Это не твой класс. Вышел из конференции немедленно.
人生に疲れた人はこのゲームをお勧めします。
生まれ変わります。
あくまでこれは卑猥なものではございません。
ただのちんぽです。
super zizi !
我的寄⑧能插兄弟的寄吧后面的洞里 我就知道这是人生中少有的又一部神作
life changing
Unlike many other video games out there, Genital Jousting has stood the test of time, thanks in no small part to its surprisingly deep and unapologetically penetrating narrative. The game is as awesome in 2026 as it was on launch, and I'm positive it will continue to be relevant for eons to come. Pun intended.
Good Game
I bought this when it was on sale and honestly, I don't remember the price but I'd buy it again. I do have a rather.. hard time with the mechanics on trying to.. eat things. But I think this is more of a skill issue.
This game is pretty entertaining to play with a buddy or some buddies or just mess around with by yourself for a bit.
классна
писюныыыы писюны писюльки пись пись пись писюны писюльки пюсюнярыыыыыы
Makes you realize how bland a ♥♥♥♥ dominated world really is. And how overrepresented they are.
♥♥♥♥♥ at the office. ♥♥♥♥♥ at home. ♥♥♥♥♥ on the streets. ♥♥♥♥♥ off the streets. ♥♥♥♥♥ at the gym. ♥♥♥♥♥ at the supermarket. ♥♥♥♥♥ on the internet. ♥♥♥♥♥ off the internet. Hard and soft ♥♥♥♥♥. DicksDicksDicksDicksDicksDicksDICKSDicks.
I brushed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ twice that morning though. It was great.
And farted through a fence. And laid a huge ass turd.
Some friends wouldn't accept the game. ♥♥♥♥♥ made ♥♥♥♥♥ feel uncomfortable (play till the end. is about frenship <3).
TLDR: Don't be a ♥♥♥♥. And play this game.
da mas de lo que promete, me lo volveria a pasar.
자지문학
my friend gifted this to me when it was 76 cents and now its just in our steam family, left it open until it let me write a review
maybe its a good game idk im not the one to ask
galunga
ive seen many a penis in this game
goty
This was honestly way better than i expected, i just expected a stupid little game about a penis. And i kind of got that, but its honestly a very well written, funny and kinda heartwarming story.
9/10
I love being inside of my friends. It's just like real life
damn good
Well that was the most uncomfortable 11 minutes of my life.
Do I recommend this game?
항문으로 사과를 먹으면,
요도로 사과씨를 뱉고,
제 입에선 헛웃음이 나옵니다.
(이게 디볼버 배급...?)
개발사 Free Lives는 Broforce, Anger Foot, Stick It to the Stickman을 개발한 남아공 게임 회사.
스토리 모드만 진행하면 1시간 반 걸립니다.
Soul touching story
ça me semble plutôt claire a quoi s'attendre, je recommande
In all seriousness, the story has a great message that comes along with its absurdity. I have seem movies and read books with far worse plots. I would say that this is the most dih-touching story game I've ever played.
jogo do caralho
Чудесная игра смог занятся любовью со своим другом на похоронах прямо в гробе а потом он засунул мне ананас в жопу Мне понравилось ставлю лайк
...
ЛУЧШЕЕ ВО ЧТО Я ИГРАЛ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good
трахнул друга, 10/10 советую
РАЗРАБ Д*РАК СЛИШКОМ МНОГО ДУМАЕТ ОБ Э Т О М Я ИГРАЛ У МЕНЯ МАМА В КОМНАТУ ЗАШЛА А ТАМ Э Т О НА ПОЛ ЭКРАНА ЧТО ЭТО ВООБЩЕ ТАКОЕ СОВЕТУЮ РАЗРАБОТЧИКУ В ЦЕРКОВЬ СХОДИТЬ ИЛИ ХОТЯ БЫ К ПСИХИАТОРУ ЧТОБЫ МЕНЬШЕ ДУМАТЬ ОБ Э Т О М
поиграл в пенис с другом и мы засадили друг другу<3
раздевалка для мальчиков перед уроком физкультуры
очень не удобное управление и игра быстро надоедает, не надо в это играть (зачем я это купил?) я сам не знаю
I enjoyed inserting my genitals inside my buddies analhole 🤣🤣👅👅🥵
это полная жесть
Como decirlo sin mentir el juego es muy bizarro lo compre gracias a una amiga que me recomendo juegos cursed. Te odio Never jaja
Pero da risa y parece muy divertido (no lo probe aun con un amigo, despues lo edito y les comento).
8/10.
pd: no soy gai
Yes
este juego es una poronga
Аxyeннo
Буквально шедевр игровой индустрии... Вот он - победитель всех гейм авордс. Этот сюжет... это нечто... Тарантино, Кубрик, Кэмерон, Спилберг, Нолан, Финчер, Скотт. Каждый из перечисленных и рядом не стоит с уровнем постановки этого шедевра. Стори мод берёт за душу любого поигравшего. Пока что игры лучше этой - не видел... Повторюсь, ШЕ-ДЕ-ВР!
一个渴望被爱的故事
Глубокая игра с интересным шляпными режимами, повеселится можно но 200 рублей это перебор.....
a masterpiece funny game i like pp
Если такого не будет в гта 6, то я её даже качать не буду
хуевая игра
Игра не только развлекательная, но и познавательная. Благодаря ей я узнал, какие в мире есть талантливые и, безусловно, гениальные разработчики. Всем советую (=`ω´=)
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Achei esse jogo pika
Haha funny penis game, for less than a dollar!? Took me by surprise with the absolute peak that is story mode. $7 is a bit much for what it's worth so buy it on a sale, but regardless the story is stupid, absurd and beautiful.
Thank you John Penis
一款趣味性拉满，非常适合过年合家欢的游戏！( 游戏有网络联机和本地联机，不过网络联机没多少人，本地联机支持一副键盘3人同玩，没朋友也没关系，游戏还有丰富的单人剧情模式可供游玩(^_^)
[h1] Genre [/h1] Ein Absurdes, kurzes Adventure/Multiplayer Minigames
[h1] Story [/h1] Wir spielen John und haben eine Einladung zu einem Schultreffen bekommen. Leider ist unser Leben total öde und wir haben keine Frau die wir mitnehmen können. Wir versuchen unser Bestes ein Date zu bekommen aber egal was wir tun, alles geht schief
[h1] Gameplay [/h1] Die Story ist total Absurd und hat sogar eine Moderatorin die das ganze total witzig erzählt. Wir kommen von Szene zu Szene und haben immer bestimmte Aufgaben die wir machen müssen. Es ist total simpel gehalten. Haupt Gameplay ist hier wohl der Online oder Couch Multiplayer Mode. Es gibt 3 Modi /Traditionell, Party & Date). Wobei hier wohl der Party Mode das Haupt Ereigniss ist. Hier können wir mit bis zu 8 Spieler an 5 Zufällig ausgewählten Minispielen teilnehmen. Man kann zudem Neue Minispiele & Outfits freischalten. Das Spiel nimmt sich selber natürlich überhaupt nicht ernst und es ist definitiv Humorvoll wenn auch Obszön
[h1] Achievement Schwierigkeit 2/10 [/h1] Es gibt insgesamt 28 Erfolge. Hierfür muss verschiedene Sachen im Story Mode & im Multiplayer Mode machen. Man kann alle Multiplayer Achievements alleine machen, wenn man einen Controller anschließt. So kann man 4 Spieler an die Tastatur & 4 Spieler an einem Controller binden. Es gibt einen guten Guide in der Community
[h1] Pro/Contra [/h1]
+ Günstig (Im Sale für unter 1€ zu bekommen)
+ Story ist OK
+ Humorvolle Moderatorin
+ Nette Minispiele
+ Achievements
+ XBox 360 Controller Support
+/- Es ist Obszön, das ist definitiv nicht für jeden was
[h1] Fazit [/h1] Ein kurzweiliges & witziges Online/Couch Multiplayer Game mit netten Minispielen. Die Story ist an sich recht nett gemacht & die Moderatorin erzählt diese Humorvoll. Empfehlen würde ich es aber jetzt nur für Achievement Hunter weil das Spiel recht einfach zu 100% ist oder falls jemand mit Freunden mal was abgefahrenes an einem Abend zocken will. Sowas sieht man definitiv nicht alle Tage
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Genital Jousting, developed by Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital, is one of the most deliberately outrageous indie games to emerge from the late 2010s, built around a premise so absurd that it initially seems designed purely for shock value. On the surface, it is a brightly colored physics-based party game in which players control cartoonish, disembodied genitalia competing in chaotic multiplayer challenges. Yet beneath its intentionally crude exterior lies a surprisingly layered project that blends slapstick humor, social satire, and unexpected emotional storytelling into something far more distinctive than its premise suggests.
At its core, the multiplayer component is structured as a local or online party experience for up to eight players. The mechanics are intentionally simple: using slippery, momentum-based movement, players attempt to outmaneuver opponents in short competitive rounds that revolve around positioning, timing, and chaotic collisions. The physics system emphasizes awkward motion and comedic flailing rather than precision control, turning every match into a spectacle of absurd shapes bouncing, sliding, and tangling across the screen. Customization options allow players to decorate their characters with costumes, facial features, and accessories, reinforcing the game’s commitment to absurd personalization and visual comedy. While the objectives are straightforward and easy to grasp, the true appeal lies in the social atmosphere it creates. With friends, the ridiculousness of the premise often dissolves tension and encourages laughter, making it less about skill mastery and more about shared reactions.
Beyond straightforward competitive matches, the party mode expands the experience with a variety of minigames that remix the core mechanics into more structured scenarios. These can range from last-player-standing challenges to unconventional objective-based rounds, injecting variety into sessions that might otherwise grow repetitive. The brevity of each round keeps the pacing brisk, encouraging players to rotate in and out without long waiting periods. However, the mechanical simplicity that makes the game accessible also limits its long-term depth. Once the novelty of the physics and theme settles, the gameplay loop can feel somewhat shallow, especially for players seeking layered systems or strategic complexity.
What truly distinguishes the game, however, is its single-player story mode. Instead of doubling down on pure vulgar comedy, the narrative introduces a character-driven arc centered around personal growth, insecurity, and social awkwardness. Through dialogue-heavy sequences and situational humor, the campaign explores themes of masculinity, identity, and vulnerability in a surprisingly earnest manner. The writing oscillates between crude jokes and introspective commentary, creating tonal whiplash that is both intentional and provocative. The developers use absurdity as a lens through which to examine expectations placed on men, relationships, and emotional expression. While not every narrative beat lands perfectly, the ambition behind this storytelling shift elevates the game beyond mere shock humor.
Artistically, the game adopts a minimalist yet expressive visual style. Bright neon palettes contrast with the simplicity of character design, creating a clean and immediately recognizable aesthetic. Animations emphasize exaggerated motion, reinforcing the comedic tone, while the soundtrack leans into playful, electronic energy that complements the chaotic pacing. The presentation feels cohesive, deliberately leaning into absurdity without descending into visual clutter. This clarity helps keep the experience readable even during the most frantic multiplayer moments.
Reception to the game has naturally been divided, reflecting its polarizing premise. Many players praise it as a bold, irreverent party game that succeeds precisely because of its refusal to conform to conventional taste. Others criticize its reliance on shock humor and question whether its social commentary consistently rises above its crude framework. The limited mechanical depth can deter those seeking competitive longevity, but for players approaching it as a communal novelty or a satirical experiment, its value becomes more apparent.
Ultimately, Genital Jousting thrives on contradiction. It presents itself as a juvenile joke yet attempts to spark conversations about vulnerability and societal expectations. It embraces lowbrow humor while occasionally delivering surprisingly thoughtful narrative moments. Its multiplayer is chaotic and shallow by design, yet that very simplicity makes it accessible and immediately entertaining in the right social context. Whether viewed as a satirical art piece, a provocative comedy experiment, or simply a bizarre party game, it undeniably leaves a lasting impression. For players willing to engage with its absurdity and look beyond its surface-level shock, it offers an experience that is unconventional, irreverent, and unexpectedly layered.
Rating: 9/10
非常有格调的小游戏，向作者设敬！
Very very not gay
GOT A FRIGGIN BONR - IGN
♥♥♥♥ joke
Whack controls, shallow narrative and bugs for the collections. It has a fun gimmick that isn't explored enough. Wasted potential.
这游戏有格调，建议私密购买！！！抛开几把不谈，就是一个平平无奇的故事而已，但是你抛不开！
this game is a rather humorous experience, the joy I feel when plating this game have little to no match, the vulgar aspects to this application simply add another layer of quaint humour to an already entertaining experience. In conclusion, I find that playing a game from the point of view of genitalia is an extremely entertaining and enlightening experience wherein, the joys of taboo subjects are not frowned upon.
es una poronga este juego
fire
Багованная игра, играли троем кто-то кого-то не видел, кто-то загружался раньше других. А вообще идея прикольная, только надо исправить баги
это стоит ВСЕХ ВАШИХ ДЕНЕГ которые у вас вообще есть, не говоря о том что там есть ОСТРОСЮЖЕТНЫЙ ПОВОРОТ! есть кооператив (то бишь онлайн ) так что ВСЕМ советую!
Melhor do jogo mundo, melhor que ROBLOX. gostei tanto desse jogo que vou zerar mais de 10 vezes e pegar todas as conquistas. EU RECOMENDOOOOO. Esse foi o melhor jogo do mundo, recomendo pra geral.
Играл в 2016. Просто смешная игра , но разрабы прикрутили к ней хорошую историю в духе Стэнли Парабл.
В остальном , похожа на "move or die" с пенсилами.
Great game for friendship reinforcing purpose
Masterpiece
2hrs storymode and some fun minigames. But surely way more worth it if you have a group of friends to play with that share the same kind of humor.
A short (as far as story mode goes), bizarre game about a penis and balls with a butthole trying to find a date for his high school reunion.
Possessing those three things myself, and also being of the class of '08, I could really relate to this game.
In short, it's stupid (the good kind of stupid), hilarious, and filled with moments of "did I just see that?"
It reminds me of that Sausage Party movie, except actually good.
Check it out if you love penis, or weird stuff.
La polla el juego
[h1] 6/10 [/h1]
Has a Story with surprises! And while there isn't really much replayability after playing the first time, it's still fun with friends.
[h1]Completion #16: Genital Jousting[/h1]
Going from Bluey straight into Genital Jousting might be the biggest crime to commit in gaming history. No sane person would do that. I’m also slightly embarrassed to admit I completed this game… but at least it was easy.
This is another game I played back in the day on a cracked version, and somehow, unbelievably, I used to play this [i]at school[/i] with friends. No idea how we never got kicked out of the computer domain for that one, but here we are.
When I bought it on Steam, my first thought was:
[b]“Why am I doing this to myself?”[/b]
No answer. I just felt like it somewhy.
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[h2]Story Mode (Yes, Really)[/h2]
I genuinely didn’t know this game had a story mode until now.
The story is fine. You play as a character named [b]John[/b], which is already kind of funny given the context. It’s basically about becoming a better person and takes a few jabs at toxic masculinity, which I actually appreciated. The message is simple: being rich or jacked doesn’t matter, just don’t be a terrible person.
That said, it’s told in a pretty boring way. It’s also never really clear what John did wrong in the past, which made it feel a bit vague. Maybe it was obvious and I missed it, but honestly, I have no idea.
I did have to play the story mode for a second time though, because almost all of the achievements are "hidden". My second playthrough felt a bit forced because of it, and due to that, also more boring.
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[h2]Multiplayer & Achievements[/h2]
The game has multiple multiplayer modes: Traditional, Date Night, and Party Mode. Most achievements were pretty easy, especially in Traditional and Date Night.
Party Mode, however, had two achievements that tested my patience:
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[*][b]Safety First[/b] - Everyone has to survive a trash compactor full of needles. Sounds simple. It’s not. Sometimes a needle just launches into you the moment the level loads. Thank god for the “reload level” option, because this took around [i]70 tries[/i]. It was pretty doable with 2 players.
[*][b]Magnetic Basshole[/b] - Not hard, just extremely unlucky. I played over 20 Party Mode runs and never got the right minigame. I even tried messing with the save file (don’t ask). Turns out the game is basically uncheatable. Of course, after I gave up, I got it first try.
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[h2]Solo vs Friends[/h2]
Let’s be real: this game is meant to be played with friends. Playing it solo is fine, but nothing special. The humor lands way better when you’re laughing at how ridiculous everything is together.
Playing alone feels more like “I’m doing this for completion” than “I’m having fun.”. It also kind of makes you feel like a pervert haha. Overall very odd game to play.
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[h2]Final Verdict[/h2]
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[*][b]3/10[/b] playing solo - not terrible, but pretty dull.
[*][b]6/10[/b] with friends - dumb fun in the best way.
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[b]Final score: 4.5/10[/b]
Genital Jousting is weird, immature, and absolutely not something you should take seriously. It’s a fun party game with friends, but playing it alone feels questionable. Both gameplay-wise and morally. However, it offers exactly what you expect, so for that I could recommend it.
Um jogo ENORME, com um conteúdo GROSSO. Toda vez que eu vejo me dá agua na boca, fico ate babando querendo jogar. Melhor ainda jogar com amigos, nossa, que delícia, nada que uma brotheragem pra fortalecer a amizade.
jousted my genitals with the boys 10/10. my gf was there too i guess
top 10 peakest games in history
Una verga
Co-op is a blast, but the story mode is just pure genius and extremely funny
peenar
One must imagine John happy.
Ida says 10/10 but more pp next time, she said "put in more pp pls"
ysssssssss
YARRAK. yarrak. yarak.
pane boze ochranuj nas pred temito vyvojari
goated
C'est une histoire de trous, de manche et de larmes à l'oeil ...
Bref vous ne marcherez plus vraiment droit au bout des quelques sessions !
Bonne tranche de rigolade et à faire à plusieurs bien sûr ... mais sortez couvert
GAY GAME but im not gay.fr
It is what it is. The pure conception of the human life. An alegoric manifestation of the most primal love concept itself. Almost divine. Barely understood. Chemical magic.
