In Cooking Witch you are a witch flying to a party in the woods, abducting the children and cooking and eating them.
Very Positive
249 Steam reviews
| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
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| English | Y | Y | Y |
Funny game
10/10 game. Even though that the graphics looks like something from early 1990s this game is such a banger and pretty easy to grind 100% completion for while having fun. Loved every second of it, such a cool concept.
Cooking Witch, developed and published by VaragtP, is an unapologetically bizarre arcade-style action game that leans heavily into absurd dark humor and simple, fast-paced mechanics. Released as a low-cost indie title, it quickly built a niche following thanks to its outrageous premise and straightforward gameplay loop. Rather than aiming for narrative depth or mechanical complexity, the game embraces shock value and repetition as its defining characteristics, delivering a deliberately over-the-top experience that feels closer to an old-school score-chasing arcade game than a modern narrative-driven title.
The core concept is intentionally absurd. Players control a witch flying on her broomstick, whose primary objective is to capture targets scattered across the map and return them to her cauldron. The loop is simple: swoop down, grab, carry, and drop. Early stages ease players into the mechanics, but as sessions progress, the difficulty escalates with larger crowds, time pressure, and the introduction of armed adversaries. These enemies force players to maneuver more carefully, adding moments of chaos and urgency to what would otherwise be a straightforward collection mechanic.
Gameplay relies almost entirely on mouse-based controls, making it immediately accessible. The witch’s movement is smooth and responsive, encouraging quick directional shifts and daring dives into groups before escaping to safety. The simplicity of the control scheme ensures that players can focus entirely on positioning and timing. There are light progression elements in the form of upgrades purchased with accumulated resources, improving speed, stamina, and efficiency. While these upgrades provide incremental advantages, they do not drastically alter the core loop, which remains consistent throughout.
Visually, the game uses a bright, cartoonish aesthetic that contrasts sharply with its macabre premise. Characters are stylized and exaggerated, and environments are colorful and minimalistic. This playful presentation softens the darker humor, framing it as absurd rather than genuinely disturbing. Animations are simple but effective, ensuring that on-screen action remains readable even when multiple characters and projectiles are present. The overall art direction reinforces the arcade tone, prioritizing clarity and exaggerated expression over detail.
One of the title’s strengths lies in its pick-up-and-play nature. Sessions are short, objectives are clear, and the learning curve is minimal. It works well as a quick distraction rather than a long-form commitment. Steam leaderboards and achievements add a competitive layer, motivating players to refine strategies and chase higher scores. However, the game’s limited variety can become apparent over extended play. Environments and objectives do not evolve significantly, and once upgrades are unlocked, the primary motivation becomes pure score optimization.
Ultimately, the game thrives on its outrageous concept and arcade simplicity. It does not attempt to offer deep storytelling, complex systems, or varied gameplay modes. Instead, it focuses on delivering fast, chaotic action wrapped in a deliberately absurd theme. For players who enjoy unconventional indie experiments and quick, replayable score-based challenges, it provides a memorable and eccentric experience. For those seeking depth or long-term progression, its repetitive structure may limit lasting appeal, but within its intended scope, it successfully delivers a quirky and unapologetic arcade diversion.
Rating: 8/10
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🧙♀️ COOKING WITCH 🔥 Adorable Screams, Tasty Dreams 💀🎃
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You play as a flying witch who snatches screaming pumpkin-headed kids from a fairground, drops them into a cauldron, and sells their meat for upgrades. Basically, kinda like capitalism with extra steps.
The game is stupidly addicting. The sounds when you collect meat hit like serotonin bullets straight to your brain. The pumpkin kids are [i] adorable [/i] when they scream (don’t judge me, you’ll agree). The retro graphics are cute, the price is cheap (especially on sale), and overall it’s just [b]♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun.[/b]
[b]🩸 PROS[/b]
🧹 Addicting gameplay loop that makes you say “one more round” until your hand cramps.
🍖 Meat collection sound = instant dopamine hit.
🎃 Pumpkin kids are precious little screamers.
💸 Cheap as hell for how much fun it is.
💾 Upgrades actually feel rewarding, and the game saves properly when you exit.
🕯️ Weirdly relaxing for a game about kid stew.
[b]🕷️ CONS[/b]
✋ Your wrist will feel like you wrestled a demon.
🖱️ Easy to lose track of your cursor mid-chaos.
🖥️ Mouse drifts to your second monitor like it’s possessed.
🏆 Scoreboard cheaters everywhere. Top score is 630,000,000 meat in one round. Totally legit. Definitely not hacked. 😏
💀 Still no wrist-support DLC.
[b]💬 OVERALL THOUGHTS[/b]
Cooking Witch costs less than a Slim Jim meat stick and delivers more joy than most recent triple-A games 😉 It’s simple, weird, and morally questionable in all the right ways. The perfect mix of chaos and charm.
[b]✨ VERDICT:[/b]
10/10 would kidnap again. 🧙♀️💚
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Cook those pesky kids like there's no tomorrow.
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过得去，块把钱推荐入库。we need chinese.
202401，steam，steam掉卡抵扣，它处自定义包入的本体约6元。爱人如己，目前就这，看以后追评。
Simple fun nice game I recommend it
This was a totally fun game to play. Thank you so much for letting me try this!
jogo classico,gostei dos graficos me lembro os tempos antigos
The only VaragtP game that I'm leaving a negative review on. I'm glad a lot of people like it, but I found it incredibly tedious. There are plenty negative reviews that go into a little more detail, so I won't type a big paragraph.
魔女を操作して夜に森でパーティーしている子供たちを捕まえて鍋に放り込み、調理された肉を喰らうフライトアクションゲーム。
夜が明けるまでに喰らった肉のスコアを競うゲームで、序盤はだいたいすぐに夜が明けてゲームオーバー。能力強化していくと効率よく子供を調理できるようになるので調理時に出現する星取得による時間延長で飽きるまで１プレイを続けることも可能になっていく。
子供を調理した肉を喰らうとそのままポイントになり、貯まったポイントを消費して魔女の体力強化などが可能。速度強化など一部の強化項目はミッション達成でのアンロックが別途必要。
ミッションは３つ存在し、１つクリアするごとに決まった順番で１つ新しいミッションが出現。どれでもいいので３つクリアするごとに新しい強化要素がアンロックされる。どれだけ長時間プレイしても１プレイで達成できるのは出現している３つだけなので適宜ゲームオーバーで進捗確認していくのがいいでしょう。
ミッションは「子供を指定人数調理しろ」「肉を指定個数喰らえ」などプレイしてれば勝手に達成されていくのものがほとんど。ただし父親関連のミッションは少し面倒で、お邪魔キャラとして魔女を散弾銃で攻撃してくる父親たちの対処を覚えないといけません。具体的にはまず子供を捕まえて、その子供を父親の頭上から落として父親に当てることで気絶するので「父親を気絶させろ」のミッションが、気絶した父親を子供同様に鍋に放り込めば「父親を調理しろ」のミッションが達成可能。
父親については対処できるお邪魔キャラではありますがミッションで指定されてないときは無視が安定。対処に一手間かかるわりに減らしてもすぐに補充されるので相手するだけ損です。
シンプルなゲーム性ながらなかなか面白かった。余裕が出てくると遠くで固まってる子供たちの真ん中に上空から子供を落下死させることでパニックにして鍋の近くまで来させる、なんて邪悪な遊び方も。
日本語には対応していないものの簡単な英単語さえ知っていればプレイに支障はありません。
安価なゲームですが値段以上に楽しめました。ぶっちゃけ不謹慎オブ不謹慎な内容なので万人向けではないですが、そんなにグロさはないのでそっちが苦手な人でも大丈夫だと思います。
Juego arcade donde tenes que ir con una bruja como si fuera un helicoptero, recogiendo niños para el caldero y sacrificarlos antes de que acabe el dia (cada sacrificio te da mas tiempo si agarras la carne y estrellas) mejoras la escoba, la bruja y algunas cosas mas. No es la gran cosa pero para pasar el rato de forma generica esta bien, Logros y CROMOS dan mas valor al titulo
6/10 - Concepto repetido pero interesante, lastima que no innova ni tiene workshop. Con descuento puede servir como casual.
Very boring gameplay, no changes during the progression of the game. Always the same enemy, always the same map. Last achievement is just hidden behind a lot of grinding to desperatly try and stretch out the playtime of the game.
2/10 at best
Очень прикольная времяубивалка с чёрным юмором. Жаль, что не всем понравится идея "есть детей", но важно разграничать игру и реальность. Игра смешная, и со своими задачами она справляется легко. Время пролетает незаметно, при этом не успеваешь соскучиться.
çok saçma ve eğlenceli değil cadı olarak kazana malzeme arıyoruz
Why are all these kids having a circus meatup in the woods? Nobody knows, and "Cooking Witch" is no seasoned delight, overstaying its welcome way past the point of boiling and ending up as all mops and brooms. Before you go flying on this one, save your breath to cool your porridge and let's hope "No Life" - the next release by the developer - will be better put together than this oathless piecemeal.
这家的每个游戏都很可爱，很有趣。早晚我得给他补个全成就。
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I was not very satisfied with this game. It felt a bit boring, the sounds were also a bit much. I'd give it some grace for being an older game from 2017, however there are much older games that I think are amazing. I'm sure this scratches the itch for some, but not for me. I couldn't play it for very long. To be a game that is based on being rather repetitive as far as the stage goes, there needs to be something that has a higher factor in drawing a player in. This was not a quality that I found within the handful of minutes I played. I have since uninstalled the game from my computer and hid it in my library.
话说月圆之夜
那老巫婆在村西口竖起大阵
召唤出一口巨锅
高矮是十丈，胖瘦也是十丈
油汪汪似那自助服务
黑闪闪胜过餐馆降世
守备猎人瞧个真切，刚准备鸣哨示警
却见那老巫婆拨动扫帚向前，用魔杖一指发出道黄光，只在天上晃一晃，
那守备猎人叫一声"苦也"，
就眩晕倒地
被绳索绑了去，
先行过油烹炸
老巫婆长驱直入，
在人群中大张大合，
若想吃口肥的，就专挑些富裕人家
若想换口素食，就胡乱捡些小孩受用
众村民眼见力不能敌，
只能做四散而走，各自逃命去也...
[h1][b] Non Vegan Recipe [/b][/h1]
I was searching the store for the non-violent game about the witch in the woods who cooks vegan potions.
I found this instead.
Whilst not what I was originally looking for, it's a good.casual game to kill a little bit of time, and a large number of children. gameplay is very simple but fluid, and overall it's great fun.
Good use of classical music as background tracks.
Das ist ein echt spaßiges Spiel. Ich habe nichts erwartet und wurde positiv überrascht. Es ist super
es un juego muy basico, por el precio que esta ahora lo recomiendo si os gusta este tipo de juegos
I am 32 years old.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.
Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.
With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.
After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.
Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.
Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.
Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you.
It's a simple, funny, and fun game. It's a little short, but this is a plus for this type of game.
Думал очередной проходняк, а в итоге прошел на 100%. Хорошо провел время за поеданием детей)
This is a Great and Fun Interesting Game That Reminds Me of Old School Games, It is Fun and Can Be a Challenge to Start Off Or Learn the Controls Right Off The Bat But Once You Have The Hang of It, it Flows.
From -NotTheRealTenkoBerry
I mean, It can be fun, and the achievements are quite easy to get for just doing the game objectives and playing the game.
Gameplay wise, You literally just massacre a bunch of little children and their papas to satiate your hunger and there is a high score\all time score system and upgrades for efficiency.
My only complaint is that there is a bug(or maybe this is a feature idk) when you get the final broom upgrade for speed that starts out having you go pretty fast, I am not sure what causes this to happen, but at first you don't notice but your speed is steadily decreasing every time you pick up a fat child or a dad and this continues until you are moving at a snail pace and literally cannot move fast enough to avoid obstacles, consume more stars for time, or even put a kid in the cauldron because the stamina decreases faster than your movement.
Witches abandon simmering potions for soaring through eerie woods on broomsticks, shifting their mission from brewing magical concoctions to capturing unsuspecting children. In this straightforward game, you capture children and put them in your cauldron to earn points that help you improve your skills. Upgrades like faster brooms and larger cauldrons enhance your abilities, while each child's traits affect how easily they can be caught, adding a strategic element to the game. Overall, it offers a simple yet memorable experience. The blend of capturing and upgrading ensures an engaging arcade.
5/10
нет
A very wholesome casual game about kidnapping, killing, cooking, and eating children.
2時間程で全実績解除
魔女を操作して子供を鍋に入れお肉に変えるゲーム
お肉で魔女を強くできます。
基本的にハイスコアを狙うよりクエストが3個程あるのでクリアしたら倒されるを繰り返した方が良いと思います。
クエストを3個クリアするとアップグレードがアンロックお肉で購入すると魔女が強くなります。
実績は、全アップグレードを購入時点で残り1つ
お肉を1万個集めるだけ残りました。(上記時点で6000程でした)
全強化魔女なら効率は良いので2000程集めて倒されるを2回繰り返しました。(時間経過で移動速度とスタミナが下がっている気がする為)
For such a simple game it's surprisingly fun and addictive.
You fly around on your broom capturing running, crying children so you can toss them into a giant pot and turn them into delicious meat. You can also drop them from high in the air to kill them (which you can also cook for less delicious meat) or use their bodies to knock out their daddies so that you can drag them into the pot as well. There isn't much else to it.
Getting all the achievements is fairly easy so don't expect a lengthy play time.
While I enjoyed the game, I would have liked Cooking Witch to have more backgrounds and music choices, since there is only one for each.
Overall, it's a fun but very short game, but at $2 it's worth getting.
Cooking Witch is a somewhat genuine attempt at making a game using ClickTeam Fusion. This is a very basic mobile app-like 2D retro pixel side scrolling action game where you put your finger on your iPhone screen and a "witch" flies after your finger, thus allowing you to control the game. The core game loop involves picking up various things that witches like to cook (children) and dumping them in a pot, then collecting the meat. There's a number of missions that involve simple goals like cooking a certain number of children or eating a certain amount of meat. Watch out for angry parents with guns.
This isn't the worst thing I've seen put together with ClickTeam Fusion, but as always this construction kit should never be used in the place of professional game development tools because it's more for making demos to pass around with friends and provide a basic education on some elements of game design... imagine if someone were to publish something like that on Steam as a real game. Well, here we are. Sigh.
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result.
There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers.
Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion game engine/toolset - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine.
This looks and feels like a mobile app, but I wasn't able to find it on the app stores. Maybe it was removed, maybe it was rejected by Apple and Google (they do have more rigorous quality standards than Valve does for Steam, after all).
Regardless, for all intents and purposes "Cooking Witch" might as well be a mobile app, it has the same limitations and dumbed down qualities. It's impossible to recommend such a game to PC gamers. We don't spend all this money building gaming rigs so we can pretend they're iPhones and play games that might as well be mobile apps.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
Cooking Witch didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is for cooking three kids, trivial to do, but only around 14 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, gamers just weren't all that interested in the game.
Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a very healthy spike in player counts for the game. But this isn't consistent with the achievement stats, that show only 14 percent of players bothered playing the game for any reasonable amount of time. How is it possible for this game to have so many concurrent players who weren't even playing the game? Trading cards. Players will use card idling software to collect the cards and sell them, but this won't trigger any achievements in-game. That tells us people only really bought this game for trading cards, and that's a damning indictment of the woeful quality. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards.
Cooking Witch is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. Because this is the kind of game you can just play for free on mobile phones, it's impossible to recommend anyone should pay money for the same experience on Steam.
Much more fun than I would have originally thought.
호박을 납치해서 가마솥에 던져놓고 튀겨먹는 게임.
살아있는 호박을 솥에 던져넣는 것에 대한 잔인함 때문(인간도 던져넣긴 하지...)인가 전체 도전과제 달성율이 난이도에 비해 요상하게 낮음. 맨 땅에 헤딩해서 2시간 반 정도 걸렸는데 요령파악하면 더 단축 가능할 듯?
업그레이드의 요소가 있지만 스토리가 없고 반복작업의 요소가 강하므로 일반 게이머보단 도전과제 게이머한테 맞는 게임.
간단 공략 및 팁
daddy 납치법 - 호박애들을 머리위에서 떨구면 서로 헤딩해서 기절함.
fatal kid 요리법 - 호박애들을 높은 곳에서 떨구면 빈사 상태가 됨. 그 때 솥에 던져넣으면 됨.
업그레이드 - 어차피 1만 고기 도전과제 달성할려면 고기 남아돌기 때문에 아무거나 업그레이드 해주면 됨. 단 체력은 필요에 따라 3~5개 정도만 찍어도 됨. (업그레이드 절반만 진행되도 죽기가 더 어려움.)
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¿Esta bueno el juego?
No tengo idea
¿Lo compraría a su precio completo?
Jaja, no
¿Me sirvieron los cromos?
Si
6/10
The game offers a refreshingly original gameplay experience with its unique mechanics. The beautiful graphics, decent music, and the humorous, albeit hysterical, screams of children contribute to an overall positive impression. The controls are simple, making it easy to pick up and hard to put down. Highly recommended!
我期待能够找到一款结合了烹饪与魔法元素的有趣游戏，然而《Cooking Witch》却未能满足我的期望。尽管游戏在宣传中声称拥有独特的玩法和精美的画面，但实际游玩过程中却暴露出许多问题。
首先从游戏玩法上来看并没有给我带来太多惊喜。游戏的核心玩法基于烹饪与魔法的结合，然而这种玩法在游戏中显得单调且缺乏深度。烹饪步骤过于简单，缺乏挑战性，而魔法元素的融入也显得生硬且不够自然。玩家在游戏中很快就能掌握所有基本技巧，导致后续的游戏过程变得乏味和重复。
其次游戏的画面和音效也令人失望。尽管游戏在宣传中展示了精美的画面，但实际游戏中却显得粗糙且缺乏细节。场景和角色的设计缺乏特色，色彩搭配也不够协调，使得整体视觉体验显得平淡无奇。音效方面，游戏的背景音乐和音效效果同样令人感到单调乏味，无法为游戏营造出独特的氛围和情感。
此外我还发现存在一些技术上的问题。游戏在运行过程中时常出现卡顿和延迟现象，尤其是在进行复杂的烹饪操作或施放魔法时。这些问题不仅影响了游戏的流畅度，也破坏了玩家的游戏体验。
最后从性价比的角度来看同样令人感到不值。考虑到游戏在玩法、画面音效以及技术方面存在的问题，其售价相对较高，与玩家的实际体验并不相符。对于寻求有趣且富有挑战性的烹饪与魔法结合游戏的玩家来说，这款游戏并不是一个明智的选择。
综上所述，在玩法、画面音效、技术问题和性价比等方面都存在明显的不足。如果你对这款游戏感兴趣，我建议你先观望一段时间，或者寻找其他更加出色且性价比更高的作品来满足你的需求。希望开发者能够认真倾听玩家的反馈，对游戏进行改进和优化，为玩家带来更好的游戏体验。
El 2do juego que tuve en steam, por allá en 2016, es una mierda, pero buenos recuerdos, jugué 33 minutos y todavía no me olvido 6 años despues asique, debe estar embrujado
Super fun game. I cooked one kid for every time someone's mentioned my ticking biological clock.
+1
Strange and simple game. The witch flies towards the mouse cursor, left click to pick up kids. Left click again to drop kids. Get kids into the pot to cook them for health and extra time.
Plays like a really old flash game that even then wouldn't be fun for 10 minutes. Not sure why this is reviewed "Very Positive"-ly.
cUzinha CUzinha ela ela ELA CUZINHA
The upgrade system and depth to this game are actually pretty impressive, I didn't give it enough credit at first but now that I've started in to it a bit more...damn, what a fun game. I'm addicted.
+1
Não fazia ideia que o Carlos Cruz tinha um jogo em que era uma bruxa.
Cooking Witch è un gioco in 2d a tempo dove interpretate una strega che CUCINA I BAMBINI. Utilizzando solo il mouse dovete passare sopra i bambini e con il tasto sinistro prenderli e portarli all'interno del pentolone (attenzione alla vostra stamina), in cambio vi daranno degli oggetti per aumentare la vostra vita e il tempo rimanente. Man mano che salirete di livello, sarà più difficile, con l'arrivo dei cacciatori che tenteranno di uccidervi.
[i]Giocato con scheda video NVIDIA GEFORCE GT970 [/i]
COSA MI E' PIACIUTO
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[*]Simpatico e super colorato
[*]veloce e competitivo (c'è un tabellone con i punti di tutti i giocatori)
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COSA NON MI E' PIACIUTO
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[*]Giocare sempre sulla stessa ambientazione a lungo andare ha stufato parecchio
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Voto complessivo 6/10
Ho creato un video su youtube se può interessarvi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox31DZmaHTQ
A delightful game in which you get to eat all the children.
It sets the mood with Moonlight Sonata and then with monty python sousa music. it's silly and fun. It's casual yet you find yourself trying to be strategic. I WANT TO EAT ALL THE CHILDREN! OMNOMNOMNOM!
If only we can toss annoying people down the cauldron in one sweep...
A great stress reliever. Highly recommended! Look at the price tag.
It basically do not have bugs/glitches unlike Cyberpuke2077.
邪悪な魔女となり、泣き叫ぶ子供達を攫って
鍋に放り込んで煮込むという極悪非道なゲーム(笑)
BGMはありきたりなので、設定をオフにして
お好みの音楽をかけた方が楽しめます。
日本語対応されてませんが、遊ぶのにまったく問題ありません。
Cheap, simple, and surprisingly addictive. A perfect distraction for the morbid child, and the people who never stopped being one.
[h1] Cooking Witch [/h1]
You fly down from the sky on your trusty Nimbus2000 broom to snatch happy kids and cook them in a boiling pot; which then will spew out kidmeat.
Your only concerns are shotgun wielding dads, firework and the break of dawn.
[h1] Thumbs Up [/h1]
Who doesn't love cooking virtual kids and black magic?
The game has 40 achievements and the level never really ends unless you die. Plenty of potential game time for everyone. Try and beat the global top 10 highscore!
It's cheap, 1.99 Euro, got it on discount even.
You can toggle the graphic ingame with Q
[h1] Thumbs Down [/h1]
The game gets very repetitive, the kids or dads don't get any upgrades and the difficulty doesn't change either.
You can only complete 3 missions at a time (40 in total) so you'll have to play 14 times at least to get every upgrade and achievement.
You can't toggle the sound or turn the music off it seems.
[h1] Closing comments [/h1]
It's a nice small and cheap game to kill some time with, but sadly you can't get a black cat companion.
Kidnap the children.
Cook the children.
Eat the children.
Authentic Witch experience.
10/10 - would witch again.
I love this game, fun and campy.
I usually only play for like 15 minutes at a time but it's fun to pass the time.
I love shoveling stupid little kids into cauldrons.
I keep grinding for the 10k highscore achievement but the game keeps crashing every time my score gets around 5k.
A simple. fun and cheap game. Do you hate kids? This is the game for you.
도전과제 쉬움... 이 게임의 보유자는... 부담가지지 말고 하세요..
Cooking Witch
游戏时建议关闭音量调低亮度且控制每次游玩世界在半小时左右
吃吃小孩挺解压的，在赶在枯燥前完成了全成就。
59/59
Haha!! This game is wild.Crazy idea. Lots of fun.I loved it!! Give it a try!! :)
Bubble bubble, toil and trouble. Pick up kids and turn them into a nice hearty stew. Fly around as a witch and cook up some fun. Addictive gameplay makes this one a winner.
https://youtu.be/0eY5zd9Mkiw
I can't feel my right hand.
喜加一的挂卡小游戏
当然要好评啦
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A fun simple little game. catch and cook little brats, do your evil before the sun rises, and watch out for shotgun toting dads.
The only issue I have is that it seems to hit a point where it will freeze up the meat counter, and not register your end of level score, including achievements. I've had to purposefully die quickly a few times in order to have the last round's meat and achievements actually register so I can buy upgrades.
One of the best easy, casual games I have ever played here. Fantastic carnaval music like in a real attraction parc. Beautiful graphics, easy gameplay & original concept. A perfect game to do when you don't have so much time. Also perfect price for the game you get. I will give this one 11/10. :-D
Addicting until after you earn all the upgrades then the incentive to play is mostly gone.
喜加一
Мини-игра в пиксельной, радужной и даже слегка хеллоуиновской (странно, что вышла в мае) рисовке про кровожадную поедающую людей ведьмочку. Геймплей довольно однотипен и быстро надоедает. Летаем на метле, проходим уровни на время, выполняем миссии из серии "укокош 10 человек и собери с них мяско", прокачиваем всякие улучшения для нашей ведьмы и на этом всё.
Бонусом - в игре имеются коллекционные карточки и за прохождение всех миссий довольно быстро получаем 100% достижений. Если и брать данную игру к себе в коллекцию, то только на распродаже, меня она не впечатлила, а набивать 10к мясца на последнее достижение то еще развлечение...
3/10.
jogo bacana e divertido para passar o tempo, conquistas faceis de conseguir, apenas faltou ter mais conquistas para serem feitas, pois a conquista dos 1000 acaba ficando sem graça, cansativo e chato de fazer
Thank you for granting me a key for this game devs <3
❤ Audience ❤
☑ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☐ Expert
Concept of the game is simple and easy to grasp.
☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic
Graphics are ok for a game of this price.
♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic
Music isn't bad, but can get a bit repetitive after a while.
☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Easy
☑ Average
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Unfair
The game isn't too difficult.
§ Bugs §
☐ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedruns
☑ Nothing encountered
I didn't encounter any bugs.
☯ Story ☯
☑ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic
You're a witch and you need to throw villagers in a cooking pot to grow your power, that's about it :P
⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Slightly Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☐ Challenging
The gameplay is simple, but fun although it might get a bit boring after a while out of repetitiveness
۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☑ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours)
☐ Long (40-60 hours)
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)
It took me less then 8 hours to go through the entire game, this included all achievements.
$ Price / Quality $
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can
With a pricetag of only €1,99 it's nice and cheap.
~ General M-13
Twitch.TV/GeneralM13
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Замечательная игра, где ненасытная ведьма ловит маленьких детишек и варит их в котле.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1644395721
Есть магазин, с удачно пойманных детишек, с котла вылетают звезды и мясо, которые тратим на повышение вещей и здоровья ведьмочки.
Got bored after 33 minutes. :(
mushrooms ?
Incredibly fun while being super casual, absolutely worth it. Just gotta love how morbid this game is, love it.
YES
A surprisingly fun and addictive little game. You probably won't get much more than a couple hours of gameplay out of it, but —for what it's worth— it's an enjoyable, bite-sized experience. It's also a novel idea for a game; fly around as a wicked witch, picking up children and cooking them. Yeah, like you straight up just eat little children lol
¿Ser una bruja que cocina niños y se los come?
Por 2€???¿?¿?¿?¿?
11/10
It's addictive, mindless fun. There's honestly not much to it: you zoom back and forth on your broom, picking up children, and lobbing them into your cauldron for points before the time runs out. But honestly after you get enough upgrades, you'll almost never run out of time and you can just zoom past the Dads - the only enemy in the game - with ease. It kind of loses its challenge at that point and isn't as much fun, but it's very cute (in a morbid sorta way) and enjoyable.
It's a bit repetitive, but somewhat amusing. You just throw kids into a pot and do the same to their dads when they come to help. It's a good mindless grind type of game, and it only takes just under 2 hours to unlock all upgrades. It's not a bad deal for how cheap the game is.
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The Short of it: Cooking Witch: a game on Steam, or what not to call your wife? You play a morally depraved woman on a broom that kidnaps... kids... and boils them alive for delicious meat. Shotgun dads try to defend.
Reminds me of: If you liked Barbara Streisand, you'll probably like Cooking Witch.
太变态辣！老妖精吃小朋友！
吓得我赶紧就着薯片打了全成就。
Süpürgesiyle verilen görevler eşliğinde kazanında pişirecek bir şeyler arayan bir cadının koşuşturması üzerine kurulu oyun. Bu koşuşturma esnasında yerde sizi tüfeğiyle vurmaya çalışan avcıya da dikkat etmelisiniz.
Dreams DO become true
Un juegazo divertido simple y muy entretenido. Si os gustan los juegos simples y con toque retro este es vuestro juego.
No skill is required for this game. It's another simple grindfest where achievements are acquired by just playing the game. Therefore, it lacks any kind of challenge - although there is a leaderboard of sorts.
Given the subject matter this could have been a mischievous little time waster.
Jesse, we need to cook!
fun game for kids :)
This game is perfect for younger kids repeative colourful and fun for short spells for me anyway so I handed the game to the kids and they played it for a good 20 minutes they found the game to be OK
dropping kids into pot of hot water (unseasoned probably) is not a good premise for a game...
But they did like the controls tricky floaty and grabbing the kids and dropping them into the abyss was never boring
its an addictive game like all of Varas games to be honest
I would recommend it as its no overpriced it is what it is and it does have a slight addicive one more go feel to it
I resisted but maybe its because im not a kid anymore....this game is for kids and it thats a good thing....unless your that kid
slowly boiling to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou9AfCwftu4
PROS
music sound effect quirky and fun
sound effects are GREAT ahhh plop haha....evil aint I
nice workable graphics pixel cute
great price as always with these guys
funny idea in theory
great floaty controls feels like your riding a broomstick
game for kids it amuses them no end
polished game ideal for Nintendo Switch as a budget game (hint hint) I owna switch Devs :)
you get to kill ginger kids lol
CONS
not for adults youll get bored
more cool power ups and enemies would be welcom
needs progression and more maps
lacks variety
not much to say but i got this for 40p in a sale and i like it . very simple gameplay , pick up kids drop in them in a cauldron and then collect meat .
Com um tema bem diferenciado e uma jogabilidade única, Cooking Witch conseguiu surpreender bastante nos primeiros minutos, mas acabou se tornando enjoativo após a primeira hora jogada como não há tanto conteúdo a ser explorado... para quem gostaria de ter uma noção do que é o jogo em si, saiba que vcê controla uma bruxa que pode voar pelo mapa e capturar crianças pra jogá-las no caldeirão, tendo vários objetivos secundários que fornecem conquistas em cada repetição. Se vcê não tiver cuidado e fzer muitas crianças chorarem os pais delas podem aparecer cm armas de fogo pra te matar, e vcê como uma boa bruxa pode até mesmo jogar os pais no caldeirão pra acompanhar os filhinhos em um passeio interativo em família!!
Se fica brava só com luzinha de Natal, imagina cozida, hmmm canibalismo
Throw kids inna pot
For as much (or little) as this game offers, it's ridiculously fun. The concept is fairly straight forward-- macabre as it may be --and the gameplay very simple. But something about the game gives it that factor that makes you want to keep trying over and over. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone looking for a huge or engaging experience, you likely won't get too much out of it, it's just pure silly fun that kills some time. Great to play around Halloween time!
