Alex Jones: NWO Wars is an arcade-style video game that merges the worlds of political satire and retro gaming. In this title, players step into the shoes of Alex Jones, the well-known figure behind Infowars, as he battles through a series of levels inspired by his controversial broadcasts and political views.
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best platformer in years
This game is as stupid and cringe as you'd expect.
Alex Jones fights for freedom against the gloablist corrupt. Take up arms as Alex himself as he destroys his biggest corrupt political allies. Expect violence and good humour. It's short but a great time. Worth it if you're into a good conspiracy and know Alex's work.
Mildly amusing game if you are familiar with or entertained by Alex Jones. The game is too simple with only 2 power up weapons and no difficulty levels.
Alex Jones is my Spirit Animal.
After what we have seen in the Epstein Files, heard from Karyna Shuliak and witnessed in the EFTA process, can we give this man an apology and buy his game as penance for our prejudice and ignorance.
Ahh yes the man of truth is here and we dont want gay frogs the globalists are at it again kissing walls taking names a d blaming it on everyone but themselves let's help Alex defeat the globalization enemy's . Great game please look i to playing and support the man of truth Alex Jones.
its trash... def not worth it, even on sale
Should be Game of the Year!
Stupid but fun. Not a long game only like 10-30min
THANKS TO THE PREGGO FEMBOY FOR GIFTING ME THIS GAME CAW CAW.
HOWEVER PERHAPS THE GIFT WAS DESIGNED TO KILL CROW AS THE SCREEN SHAKE IN THIS GAME IS UNREAL CAW CAW.
IT'S ONLY A HOUR LONG AND THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NWO CAW CAW. WHERE IS THE WOLFPAC NWO CAW CAW? WHERE IS JAPAN NWO CAW CAW? NWO FOR LIFE CAW CAW. OR AT LEAST UNTIL WWE DECIDES TO FINALLY FIRE YOU CAW CAW.
I FEEL LIKE THIS GAME IS A SILVER BULLET OF ALL WOMAN WITH MULTICOLORED HAIR CAW CAW.
Peak comedy, but too short. I want to see more content, more politicians, I can't just finish this game in 30 minutes
It's a cute little action game. It's not worth the $20 price tag though, wait for when it's half off. The game has no real replay value, other then the jokes. Every time you get a special weapon (heavy Machine gun, flame thrower), if you already have the weapon, the additional weapon should give you 50% more ammo.
Hopefully this game will get additional stages in the future.
This game, despite its short runtime, is immaculate, its beautiful story about ending globalism and halting tyranny is so beautiful. It is simply breathtaking in everyway, very good.
Absolutely hilarious contra/metal slug inspired. Only complaint is it's over in a couple hours.
my wife bought me this i dont know what i did to deserve a masterpiece like this. its not a game, its an experience
Picked this up when it was dirt cheap. Not a fan of Alex Jones but was curious to see how over the top the game was. I did enjoy how ridiculous it was and the graphics are pretty cool. Overall though the controls are minimal and the game is super short. I wouldn't recommend picking this up unless it is under $5...
Not worth 17.76 but it's a fun easy game but needs achievements to make the game more fun.
As stupid easy as this game is, I can't not have it in my library.
Alex Jones actually had this sh*t made just to go on and defend Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, Donald Jamarcus Trump as well as Peter Thiel. Actual meme of a man.
It's a good laugh for 10min but you will easily finish this game in less than an hour. This is way over priced for what is essentially a meme game. If you see it on sale for $5 give it a buy, that's all it's worth.
Legend has it upon completing this game without loosing a life, god parts the heavens and angels fly down playing guitars made of gold. A huge party breaks out with perfectly smoked brisket, the most chill delicious beer and scantily clad sexy women are there and the whole thing is so awesome and stuff.
...oh yeh the game is pretty cool 10/10
the answer to 1984 is 1776
should have won game of the year last year, forget black myth wukong or astrobot. This game Trumps them.
NWO Wars is, in summary, a tasting platter of Infowars host Alex Jones' tall tales mixed with game mechanics and styles from popular run-and-gun shooters, predominately Metal Slug; Alex can fire his gun but will automatically melee enemies with his knife when he gets close to them for example. There are a couple of other limited use weapons to collect with icons and action reminiscent of the aforementioned Metal Slug and games such as Contra. If you're familiar with the genre, you will adapt to NWO Wars instantly.
Surprisingly, this game is actually fun to play. It's a solid experience, if a little short (and thus, not quite worth the asking price of $17.76 but I understand that price point is Jones' "thing"). Naturally, the game is chock full of obscene quotes voiced by Alex Jones himself and the "story" of the game is completely over the top crazy where he's the sole man capable of taking down the "New World Order" globalists and saving the world from being turned into gay frogs. It's all the crazy things he says on Infowars condensed into a game that is more fun than it has any right to be.
That said, there is something insidious here just under the surface. The quotes that Jones throws down are all conspiracy-related/adjacent and run the gamut from things that are practically memes ("Paul McCartney has been dead for 50 years", "they're turning the frogs gay", and the quote he has about stealing ducks) to things that are almost universally considered to be true by the average person ("the lottery is rigged"). Between these two extremes however, Jones will say things like "global warming is a hoax" and make references to the September 11th attacks being an inside job. I get the impression that these more "reasonable", and arguably more dangerous, theories are sandwiched in between obvious jokes as a way to grease the wheels and plant the seeds in the heads of the people who play this game who aren't as snappy to pick up on tactics like this. (Additionally, the cameo appearances from Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump have those characters say funny one liners to what's happening on screen while also praising Jones and recognizing him as "a hero" and "a savior".) Just a theory of my own, though.
For what it's worth, I do think this game is actually fun to play and I appreciate the humor. I will give credit where due, before this game was allowed on Steam you had to buy it directly from the developers but when Valve finally relented and allowed NWO Wars onto their platform the game devs sent out an email to everyone who had bought the game from them directly that included a code to get the game on Steam for free. I feel that was the right thing to do, and it merits acknowledgment.
Great for a good laugh when showing your friend who's glued to twitter.
“They’re turning the friggin frogs gay!”
Game is hilarious and fun but Alex jones is a monster. He’s a hilarious meme but as an actual person he’s terrible
Hilarious, highly recommended.
Its not a meme game, I mean it is, but its also a genuinely funny and fun game. If you like Metal Slug you will love it. You will laugh your ass off. Its perfect for the Steam deck and has near infinite replayability.
Heck YEAH!!
You know, I remember when games were fun. When Doom showed all sorts of devastation, when Thrill Kill broke censors to the point of being released as a beta build because the company got too scared to push it into market. Grand Theft Auto, Leisure Suit Larry, etc.
Games were a place where anything could happen and you were likely to be surprised. Well this is a game done in the same spirit, it's fun, delivers action packed gameplay, has tons of attention to detail and is as funny as Abobo's Adventure.
Fun and unapologetically so. For those who like a Contra / Metal Slug / BroForce / Duke Nukem I or II type of run and gun games and have no issues with Doom level gore, this is a blast!
Controls are responsive, music kicks major ass, and the game oozes charisma out of every single pixel.
Of course if watching the trailer "triggers you", then this is not something you'll enjoy - otherwise go for it and have an awesome time.
BTW Won the game on the first try but... real challenge will be beating this game without loosing any lives
The Globalist Elites have priced this game too high, but it is fun.
Silly game with a lot of one liners from Alex Jones. You get to fight poop throwing bums and gay frogs.
<3
Based
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This game rocks
If you are receiving this transmission, you ARE the resistance!
The Good: Great, nonsensical fun. It certainly captured the sheer silliness of side-scrolling shooter games like Contra from the 90's. Watching Alex Jones mowing down gay frogs, homeless people, and the Globalist Elite put a warm and endearing smile on my face the whole way through. The social commentary and satire was on-spot and it gives me hope for the future of humanity, and gaming development altogether.
The Bad: The fun was very, very short lived. The game itself has little to no replay value.
The Verdict: I bought it at 50% off during the autumn sale for roughly the price of a large cup of coffee.
Is that worth it's sale price? Nope, sorry Mr. Jones but your game needs more sustenance and gameplay elements to make it more engaging and worth our while. Throwing us a ton of enemies and some weapons upgrades here and there to deal with it over and over feels repetitive once the novelty and shock value wears off.
it made me gay
Voll lustig! Funny!
Lustiger 2D Retroballerer. Die Witze sind auch gut, wenn man eben etwas bewandert ist.
Leider hat bei mir die Steuerung nicht funktioniert. Ein frei belegbare Keyboard (vor allem wenn ständig Windows die Tasten sperrt und das Spiel dadurch automatisch in ein Window springt) oder eine Möglichkeit für ein Controller oder Joystick wären schon nicht ganz verkehrt im Jahre 2025. :D
No better time in history to play this game than right now.
Would have won game of the year if it wasn't for the satanic reptilians in Bohemian Grove conspiring against it.
It's a novelty. But it's Alex Jones. Gotta love it. I had fun with it.
The game isn't perfection, but there's a lot to like; especially how events played out since its release - a great example of hindsight. Forget whatever political leanings you have, and experience this game for its many novelties.
I recommend buying this when on sale due to its very short length, but if you want to support the meme of buying it at full-price at $17.76 (referencing the day America declared its Independence from Great Britain - July 4th 1776), well then no one can fault you for being dedicated to the inside joke.
Good Fun, Nostalgic graphics and a great feeling of retribution against the Cabal
I murdered so many gay frogs.
this game is amazing. they should add a new level for every major political controversy
Lots of fun and hilarious!
This is a FUNNY game everything this man says is a joke people need to stop freaking tf out play it and gain a sense of humor
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Hilarious game
Game is strictly for Real ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Beta blue pill liberal sheep will disagree. Unless you enjoy worshiping globalist elite extinction demons. You will 10/10 enjoy this game. The WEF hates Alex jones and his financial success. ♥♥♥♥ Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Larry Fink and the rest of the Deep state Globalist Cucks.
THE ANSWER TO 1994 IS 1776 !!!!!!!!
This game plays like Metal Slug but its very, very much for Alex Jones fans. If you aren't an Alex Jones fan this game probably isn't for you. But you know what, for less than $20 even if you aren't an Alex Jones fan, but want something purely comdedic, give this game a try! The entire game is dripping with satire.
Graphics 10/10 for a side scroller, there's a surprising amount of detail everywhere
Music/Sound 9/10 The music is great, its mostly heavy metal and the guns sound good for what it is
Gameplay 10/10 It's fun, it's Metal Slug but it's easier
Story 11/10 It's silly af, it doesn't take itself serious, it's supposed to be funny
Well worth the money. We need more games like this.
Lizard people get rekt.
Destroyed pod dwelling libtards in under .7 hours. Good game. Need a mission where we go to Israel!
Save the frogs!
good fun, good cause, all around an enjoyable experience from purchase to completion
If you’ve ever wanted to play a game that feels like it was designed inside a fallout shelter covered in red string and chalkboard equations, Alex Jones: NWO Wars is your game. It’s loud. It’s unhinged. It’s shirtless. And it is punishingly hard, just like trying to warn your aunt on Facebook about FEMA camps while she posts minion memes.
Gameplay-wise, it’s basically Metal Slug if you replaced the cool military guys with a pixelated Alex Jones permanently locked in "angry constipated patriot" mode. You run, you gun, and you scream about fluoride in the water while dodging CIA-funded lizardmen, 5G mind drones, and George Soros-shaped battle mechs. You don’t get power-ups—you get supplements, and if you don’t take them every 30 seconds, your conspiracy meter drops and you start hallucinating Hillary Clinton turning into a snake.
And the difficulty? It makes Dark Souls look like Candy Crush. You don’t win levels. You survive them through sheer manic devotion to liberty and the occasional rage-powered uppercut. I died 37 times on level 2 trying to storm the Bohemian Grove while a satanic owl statue launched microchip missiles at me. Beautiful.
The soundtrack slaps, too. It’s just distorted Alex Jones rants remixed into techno-metal, backed by bald eagles and screams of “1776 will commence again!” Honestly inspiring. I hit a headshot so clean during one track I teared up and sang the national anthem in reverse.
Final Verdict:
Alex Jones: NWO Wars is not just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s Metal Slug with a tinfoil hat and a body count. It’s a Red Bull-fueled war against everything vaguely shaped like globalism. It’s confusing, explosive, and wildly offensive to everyone with a basic understanding of how the world works—which is to say, it’s a masterpiece of chaotic satire.
Play it if you dare. But remember: the globalists are watching.
Feels like old school gaming at its peak. Funny AND fun.
I really wanted to love this game, but it's too short, there's just 2 powerup weapons, and the voicelines recycle very quickly. Feels like a Newgrounds game.
WE'RE FIGHTING THE NEW WORLD ORDER IN THIS ♥♥♥♥♥
I'm more of a Contra guy. This game is leans towards Metal Slug. And even then, Metal Slug has better game design and was intended to be a game to enjoy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! 10/10
For the money, this game could have been a bit better than that.
Graphics are cool, but gameplay is very repetitive.
Compare it to broforce, this game is very meh.
Best thing to come out of 2024
THIS IS THE GAME WE HAVE ALL NEEDED.
it made me want to eat all the gay frog legs in the world
fun little game
HEIL JONES
The game is fairly simple, but fun. The story is the best part. Why? Because it's actually points out what has and is taking place within the political landscape in a sarcastic fashion.
Great game for antichrist haters.
Saved us from the globalist twice. worth the money
this game very bad. don't buy
Although the platform is fine and the gameplay is decent, a longer game would have been beneficial. Also variety of weapons would've been nice too.
Only for true patriots!
One of the main things that makes this game extremely difficult is the laughter while trying to take out the commie-scum. Freaking hilarious and actually really fun. This game is worth every penny and keeps Alex in the fight against tyranny.
For a whopping $17.76 you pay about $3.50 some odd cents per level. And yet somehow my main complaint about the game is that it only has one track and is pretty short for $17.76. Don't get me wrong though it's about everything you would expect out of an Alex Jones game. I'm still taking away points for the final level not being Israel.
Is it worth $17.76? Nah, but that's not the point, the point is to help fund the info war and FIGHT THE GLOBALISTS!! Think of it as a fundraiser purchase, when you buy a tin of popcorn for $18, you aren't REALLY getting $18 worth of popcorn, you're buying it to support little Suzy's thing that she's raising money for. As for the game itself, it's pretty fun and chill and not very hard, the main drawbacks are that the screen shakes A LOT and you can't fire diagonally with the regular shot and it's probably TOO easy. Oh, and the voice clips don't sound like Alex, they totally should've had Alex himself do the voice clips. Or maybe it is him and it just doesn't sound like it for some reason.
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT!
A short and entertaining battle against the globalist scum! Cons are its very short, has no achievements which would have been sweet. Its just silly fun!
Half hour fun ride with all the Alex Jones classics!
this game worth 1-2 euros.
A true masterpiece.
As someone who is a long time fan and supporter of both Alex Jones and InfoWars, this game is one of the biggest "letdowns" I've ever seen. There is so much content and many genuine revelations that have been created by Jones and the InfoWars team over the years that would have made for great content for this game. Such as a level themed around bohemian grove, 9/11, FEMA, or any other notable topic covered by Jones over the last three decades. Instead this game just feels very lazy and low effort with very little content. While the gameplay is fine, it is incredibly easy, and the repetition of the probably less than a dozen voice clips from Jones coupled with the ONE repeating track in the background makes this experience very boring. I genuinely could not recommend this game at its current listing of $17.76, for that same price on the InfoWars store I was able to get both a coffee mug (which I still use to this day and was very high quality), as well as a "Space Force" T-shirt which I still wear on occasion. Though if you have money to burn and REALLY would like to throw InfoWars an extra bit of money, go ahead and buy this game, just know that you'll probably get less than an hour of gameplay out of this.
2 Timothy 4-8
4 In the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who is to judge the living and the dead, and in view of his appearing and his kingdom, I solemnly urge you: 2 proclaim the message; be persistent whether the time is favorable or unfavorable; convince, rebuke, and encourage, with the utmost patience in teaching. 3 For the time is coming when people will not put up with sound doctrine, but having itching ears, they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own desires, 4 and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander away to myths. 5 As for you, always be sober, endure suffering, do the work of an evangelist, carry out your ministry fully.
6 As for me, I am already being poured out as a libation, and the time of my departure has come. 7 I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 8 From now on there is reserved for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, will give me on that day, and not only to me but also to all who have longed for his appearing.
Personal Instructions
9 Do your best to come to me soon, 10 for Demas, in love with this present world, has deserted me and gone to Thessalonica; Crescens has gone to Galatia,[a] Titus to Dalmatia. 11 Only Luke is with me. Get Mark and bring him with you, for he is useful in my ministry. 12 I have sent Tychicus to Ephesus. 13 When you come, bring the cloak that I left with Carpus at Troas, also the books, and above all the parchments. 14 Alexander the coppersmith did me great harm; the Lord will pay him back for his deeds. 15 You also must beware of him, for he strongly opposed our message.
16 At my first defense no one came to my support, but all deserted me. May it not be counted against them! 17 But the Lord stood by me and gave me strength, so that through me the message might be fully proclaimed and all the Gentiles might hear it. So I was rescued from the lion’s mouth. 18 The Lord will rescue me from every evil attack and save me for his heavenly kingdom. To him be the glory forever and ever. Amen.
Final Greetings and Benediction
19 Greet Prisca and Aquila, and the household of Onesiphorus. 20 Erastus remained in Corinth; Trophimus I left ill in Miletus. 21 Do your best to come before winter. Eubulus sends greetings to you, as do Pudens and Linus and Claudia and all the brothers and sisters.[b]
22 The Lord be with your spirit. Grace be with you.
2 Peter 3:16
16 speaking of this as he does in all his letters. There are some things in them hard to understand, which the ignorant and unstable twist to their own destruction, as they do the other scriptures.
Matthew 7:15
A Tree and Its Fruit
15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.
2 Peter 2:1
False Prophets and Their Punishment
2 But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive opinions. They will even deny the Master who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves.
Alex Jones is Not a True Christian as he Claims to Be, He is a Heretic and False Prophet that Twists Scripture to Suit his Agenda. Plus Im pretty Sure he's an Evangelical Protestant which makes even more Heretical and Dangerous.
Watch VaticanCatholic.com AKA the Dimond Brothers Videos about Alex Jones: Watch Part 1-5 and See for yourself, if you believe Alex Jones is Right on All Things and Infallible then you have Drank the Kool Aid of Heretics and False Prophets, if you think Alex Jones Has been Deceived then Join the Catholic Church because the Catholic Church is the Only Church That Traces its origins to the Apostles and Has Historical evidence for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEcIiVP5s7o
I'm a soy cuckold who loves Big Tech and Globalists but even I could see something to love here.
Unfortunately at a $32 price tag (woke Australian dollars) it's not worth it but make sure you buy it on sale
short, and a good time. 10/10
Excellent classic game play.
I got this on sale. I finished it in 48 minutes. Simple fun. $5 is well worth it. $10 maybe. $17.76, meh.
Alex Jones: NWO Wars is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane fever dream masquerading as a video game, and it’s glorious in its absurdity. Picture a deranged mashup of Metal Slug and a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream—you’re Alex Jones, mowing down globalist goons, lizard people, and gay frogs in a side-scrolling shooter that’s as chaotic as his wildest rants. The pixel art pops, the animations are slick, but let’s not kid ourselves: you’re here for the unhinged vibes, not some deep artistic statement.
In the niche of politically charged satire, this game doesn’t just compete—it obliterates the rulebook. Papers, Please and Not For Broadcast keep it grim and cerebral, but NWO Wars snorts absurdity like it’s going out of style, making Goat Simulator feel tame by comparison. It’s short—under an hour—but that’s plenty of time to revel in its madness. For Jones fans or anyone craving a game that’s as bonkers as a late-night Infowars binge, it’s a must.
should've won game of the year. game is impeccable
Great fun game loved every mission. If we get a sequel lets make it co-op contra style
ОЦЕНКА: 3 / 5
Забавный шутер на часок. Пытается походить на всякие штуки вроде Contra Hardcorp и Metal Slug, но, конечно, не вытягивает. Не стоит и половины от своей стоимости. Из минусов отмечу отсутствие реиграбельности и невозможность стрелять по диагонали. Кто такой Алекс Джонс я не знал, но получить небольшую порцию удовольствия мне это не помешало. Рекомендовать однако не могу, так как стоимость высокая, а продолжительность низкая.
Short but sweet. The voice lines and comedy make up for it being a crazy short game. If you can get it on sale its a must buy.
I beat in 34 minutes with one life, its really corny.
I launched the game sober, pretty sure I became inebriated within the first voice line.
Best half hour of gaming in my life.
Fine, but extremely short. Buy on sale.
newgrounds bootleg contra flashgame with old memes costing $10+ and lasting less than a hour that you will refund instantly or just let it rot in your steam library forever after your first playthrough.. game feels unfinished, too short, not enough variety
it could have been really great with just a little more love from the devs and if it wasnt just another jewish alex jones quick moneygrab scheme
only an hour in and I already love this game,it is funny and I wanted to support the big man alex jones
