Shark Dating Simulator XL is a quick-to-play comedy visual novel with colorful cartoon characters, a multiple choice storyline and dozens of different endings. The only thing for sure is that at some point you'll make it with a shark girl. Go you!
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Me he... cogido? a ghost chan. 10/10
Story was good and felt worth the money. It just wasn't for me.
good
not he-he
I bought this back in 2017 and thought this was the worst game in my library till i got Suicide Squad kills the Justice League
This is the best shark dating sim I've ever played, because it's the ONLY shark dating sim I've ever played.
overall alright for in between.
absolute theatre
Thios game left me gooning for dawys. I was jelqing to the maximum. ANd I mean straight CREAMING. holy ♥♥♥. Thank you so much to the developer. I love you for making my shark wet dreams come true. I've always dreamt of dating a shark and now I can! 10/10 game would fap again.
It is truly a must in the modern era, game scenario, the new renaissance is here! BEHOLD!
💋
dev abandoned the game after promising new content and cashing out on the indiegogo 4 years ago
i don't really know where to start this review because this game is hot dog water. i was exited to find a game from a random memory of watching my favorite you tuber at the time just to find out that the game is pretty much unplayable. there is no option of clicking around to see what all is available to do and when trying to find any update logs or updates on the project any where (their twitter or face book just doesn't exist anymore saw in steam news of them saying stop bullying me to get it done so prob deleted accounts) i am really hoping that this game gets completed instead of feeling like they just temporarily revive the game when they are in a financial bind. like i really want to be able to change this review into something positive because i do see where there can be a huge popularity for it but until then just gotta hope for it i guess.
//edit base game is decent just the XL+ is wonky as hell
Big Nut
pure CINEMA, complete KINO
Best eye opening experience ive ever had. No longer allowed at the aqaurium. 10/10
I bought this one a whim cuz of the price and it looked silly. Honesly one the best games I played. The writing is amazing and every joke is hilarious. The gameplay good too. Highly recommend. Not enough lewd stuff to get me off but I think the excellent story telling is enough.
Bro this game SUCKS! I tried to play it with my friends and we literally DIED OF BOREDOM!!!
Garfield's scary scavenger hunt look a bit different from what I remember
Shark titties, enough said.
Loved the original too
i got to bang the ghost shark
very spicy game ;)
Jogo simples e curto porem com muito humor, sobre um detetive que recebe uma missão de checar uma casa que esta assombrada! vale muito a pena pelo preço e vai tirar algumas risadas.
OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED
Somehow my love life is more dead than this game's development.
I am 32 years old.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.
Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.
With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.
After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.
Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.
Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.
Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you.
As of right now, the game development has been abandoned. The developers took the money and ran.
I will admit when I got this game I only got it becuase of the Shark on the thumbnail.
I imagined it would be another NSFW game, but I did not expect a hilarious but short puzzle adventure. I love this game, I think its funny and weirdly adorable.
It's pretty clear though that the developer isn't too interesting in keeping it going which is fair. Though I'd love for it to make a return, I don't care if there isn't any NSFW.
Okay so what if dating simulator, but sharks?
...
10/10
If you saw a playthrough of this before, this isn't that version. They made a seasonal update that basically replaced the entire game, and there's no way to access the original version through steam.
Would've been nice if they released it as just another executable that's in the launch list, like how vrchat can be launched in desktop or VR, or like how quake has multiple expansions that can be launched separately.
Yes it's 99 cents, but just buy a burger or something instead.
there is no blahaj
I mean, its 99 cents
An In-Depth Odyssey into the Abyss: Shark Dating Simulator XL+ Review
Introduction:
Shark Dating Simulator XL+ is a game that boldly treads waters few dare to explore – a hybrid of the dating simulator genre and aquatic adventures. Developed by the enigmatic team at Conan McPhee Productions, this title made a splash when it first surfaced, piquing the curiosity of gamers and eliciting a myriad of reactions. Is it a charmingly absurd masterpiece or a dive into the deep end of surrealism? In this exhaustive review, we'll dissect every fin-tastic aspect of this unique creation, leaving no coral unturned or school of fish unexamined.
Graphics and Artwork (3.5/5):
Shark Dating Simulator XL+ doesn't boast the most cutting-edge graphics in the ocean of gaming, but it's evident that the developers aimed to create a world with its own distinct visual style. The 2D art is colorful, and character designs are delightfully exaggerated, with each shark character having its own unique charm. The backgrounds, although not incredibly detailed, still manage to evoke a sense of underwater ambiance.
The game leans heavily on cartoonish visuals and anthropomorphized shark characters, which might not be everyone's cup of chum. The character sprites are well-drawn, but they sometimes lack fluidity in their animations. However, it's crucial to remember that Shark Dating Simulator XL+ doesn't strive for realism; it seeks to create an engaging, fictional world that emphasizes its comedic and absurd elements.
Gameplay (3/5):
Shark Dating Simulator XL+ blends dating simulation with choose-your-own-adventure elements. You play as an amnesiac human, washed ashore on a remote island inhabited by a cast of anthropomorphic sharks, each with its own unique personality quirks. The primary objective is to interact with these shark characters, build relationships, and uncover the mysteries of your forgotten past.
Gameplay primarily consists of reading dialogue and making choices at pivotal moments, branching the story in different directions. These choices can lead to various endings, providing the game with a degree of replayability. The game's narrative is quite linear, though, and many decisions feel more like minor detours than significant branching paths.
One standout feature is the inclusion of mini-games, such as "Shark Tetris," which add an unexpected layer of engagement and challenge to the experience. These mini-games are simple yet fun diversions that break up the text-heavy nature of the game.
Story and Writing (3.5/5):
Shark Dating Simulator XL+ thrives on its bizarre premise and tongue-in-cheek humor. The writing is filled with puns, innuendos, and witty one-liners that never let you forget the absurdity of the situation. While the humor is hit-or-miss, it's clear that the developers embraced the game's unconventional concept wholeheartedly.
The narrative can be divided into multiple routes, each dedicated to a different shark character. The storylines are fairly entertaining and provide insight into the peculiar world of these aquatic love interests. The character development for each shark varies in depth, with some receiving more attention than others. However, the overall quality of the writing and character interactions could have been more refined to create a truly immersive experience.
Music and Sound (3/5):
The music in Shark Dating Simulator XL+ is a mixed bag. While the soundtrack features a handful of catchy and memorable tunes that fit the aquatic theme well, it can become repetitive during extended playthroughs. The lack of voice acting might disappoint some players, as hearing the characters' voices would have added another layer of depth to the game's humor and charm.
Conclusion (3/5):
Shark Dating Simulator XL+ is a peculiar and amusing addition to the dating simulator genre. Its unapologetic embrace of absurdity and humor sets it apart from more conventional titles. While it may not be a deep dive into meaningful storytelling or groundbreaking gameplay, it succeeds in offering a unique and amusing experience for those willing to suspend their disbelief.
This game is not for everyone, and potential players should be aware of its unconventional nature and adult themes. Ultimately, Shark Dating Simulator XL+ is a game that revels in its own weirdness, and for those seeking an offbeat and lighthearted adventure, it's a journey worth taking to the depths of its quirky underwater world.
made me nut 4 times
meh
it has tiddys and i like those
Amazing game with great lines that have you laughing. But mainly shark boobies.
hilarious
Lul. Great gag gift for your friends.
cool game
makes me comfy
not enough sharks to date, short asf
tiddies
fisussy
not enough sharks to date
fishy
and um... sex!
Hey guys, I guess that's it!
Yes.
0.6 hours to fall in love
Titty is good but crash? No thanks! Big crash, big titty
Hey guys, I played this game with the 'mandem' and we all had a collective tug and helped eachother finish to the sharkussy. 7/10
FISH GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
klasse
I mean its been in early access for 5+ years now. eh
mid at best
For an early access game it is very fun and charming. I kept laughing at most of the humor and with it having an 18+ rating it can do NSFW humor. I'd recommend it ESPECIALLY for the very low price of 1 USD
Sharkussy
my friend gifted me this for like a dollar and makes me stream it on discord while the vc shouts go white boy go
Not what I was expecting. I was expecting the game I saw on YouTube. This is ok but not the game I wanted. I would like the other game back. Possibly thinking about refund.
Do NOT buy this abandoned piece o'♥♥♥♥.
Очень короткая игра.
Abandoned game
began jerking off so hard i will kill my self now
-brunno
well i got to do it with a shark so idefk
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Game is broken and crashes, seemed to be abandoned with the last update I'm aware of from last year at this time of writing. Trying to use items in backpack just crashes the game, trying to load my save results in crashes too.
very nice
Game development is dead, abandoned. Do not buy.
shark booba🤤
In 2017 was this not completely different? Bought it thinking it would be something else.
Guess it's fine though.
Still want to play through the old version.
friend got me the game, tiddy very XL+
8/10
Shark/5
you sex the shark
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For a buck it's worth it for the meme. But it's less than an hour of memery, even with updates since release. Low quality Newgrounds type stuff that's *slightly* better.
ikea shark dating i approve
really good game
great story, good XL
love sharks
the game is good, and if you happen to desire different looks for the shark girl, you can simply edit the images via any "or almost" any photo editing program. - ( even microsoft paint can do it. )
which honestly, the added customisation potential just makes the game even better~
hot
Funny story and original - first time I'd seen a ghost shark... Boo!
Achievements are easy to obtain, no slippery fish get away here.
Playing through all endings is quick and the game feels fresh.
Mid.
I'd do anything for some sharkussy.
I
Love
Shark
Titties
click on "friends & chat"
click arrow down next to your name
click "invisible"
Some acquaintances of mine were linking sexy shark pics in discord while I was making dinner. One of them told me to look at steam, and I had found they had purchased this game for me. Naturally, I installed immediately and booted it up. The sound was ridiculously loud, and so I had to remove my headset while I navigated to the options tab in order to lower the volume to save my delicate ears. Afterwards, I proceeded to play through the halloween special at my meager audience's request, fully voice-acted by myself. My windpipe struggled to pull through to the end, but I managed to clear all the endings. I had fun, and hope to recover my voice within three weeks at most.
I expect my next work exchange to go as follows:
"Hey, Blargg, what happened? You get sick over the weekend?"
"No boss, someone bought me a shark porno game and I did a full voice-over of the plot for them."
"Oh, ok. Can you grab the forklift and bring this pallet of carbon fiber back to Compounding for me?"
"Yeah, no problem."
Fun stuff, can't wait to play the main game.
game is SUCK i go play CSGO
might play again on christmas idk
man this game is hella lit
Super Sharkbusters album when
wont be finished dev seems to make many excuses untrustworthy
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a shark and so did you
kevin was here
now you are too
love to all
bore ragnarok
good
I said the same about the colonel sanders dating sim.
idk why i played it
Me and my friends decided on a whim one night to voice act it on a voice call.
Enjoyed every second.
man i REALLY didn't want to see shark t!tties.
9/10
sharks :)
Awakened even more things in me
Ghost Head
I bought this game for a friend just for the sole reason of him living in New Jersey.
shark tiddies
For a game about dating sharks there's not much shark dating
