No Blood, No Fowl

It all started rather innocently. You and your best friend got wasted drunk, and, naturally, decided to take rubber ducks and remote control cars to the roof of your house to drag race with them. As college students do. However, things go awry when an argument with your neighbor turns into an accidental murder as one of said rubber ducks falls off the roof, right into his mouth, choking him to death. Now, you and Aristotle have to get rid of the body and cover up the crime, your table tennis scholarship depends on it!