PC (Microsoft Windows)2017
Bang Bang Fruit
Just make a cake.
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| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
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| English | — | — | Y |
Just make a cake.
Mixed
308 Steam reviews
| LANGUAGE | AUDIO | SUBTITLES | INTERFACE |
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| English | — | — | Y |
Шутер на уровне CS2
Здарова
Хз как это говно попало на мой акк, но тем не менее решил пройти её ради карточек и достижений на 100% и что я могу сказать...
Здесь всё сделано через жопу, разрабу настолько было ♥♥♥♥♥ или он просто тупуй что не додумался сделать выбор уровней или хотя-бы кнопку "продолжить" и как на зло последняя карточка не хочет выпадать, берите только если хотите пофармить, а так это калище и рубля не стоит
Карты норм
The main mechanic of shooting the cannon feels horrible. The trajectory of the strawberry compared to the cannon is way off. The shot will strangely go in a perfectly straight line for a while and then arc towards the end. It makes actually trying to line up shots more difficult than it needs to be. Not that the game is that difficult, more so simply not fun to play. And short - I got half the achievements in about 10 minutes.
Игра заставляет задуматься над экзестенциальными вопросами, такими как: "На что я трачу свою жизнь?"
It's a kind of cake game; if you can land the strawberry on the ball with the right move without the cake falling, you advance to the next level. Each level becomes more challenging. I stopped at level 4.
A bad game where you time a shot to hit a target. A bit buggy. Do not buy!
Bang Bang Fruit is a small indie puzzle title developed and published by Snkl Studio that centers on a simple but playful concept: using a cannon-like device to shoot fruit into place in order to complete a decorative cake. The game embraces minimalism in both its mechanics and presentation, focusing on quick, physics-driven puzzles rather than complex gameplay systems. Designed for casual play sessions, it delivers a straightforward experience that relies on precision aiming, experimentation, and light problem-solving. While it may not aim for the depth or scale of larger puzzle games, its charm lies in its simplicity and its ability to offer short bursts of satisfying challenges.
The primary gameplay mechanic is easy to understand. Each level presents players with fruit pieces scattered around a small puzzle environment along with a launcher that fires projectiles. The goal is to shoot the fruit in such a way that they move into the correct positions needed to assemble a cake. The puzzle element comes from the way the fruit interacts with the environment. Some pieces are placed on elevated platforms, behind barriers, or in awkward positions that require careful planning to reach. Players must adjust their aim and timing, using the physics of the shot to knock fruit pieces into place. A successful solution often requires thinking about angles, momentum, and how different objects will react when struck.
As players progress through the game, the level layouts become slightly more complex. Early stages introduce the basic mechanics, allowing players to get comfortable with the shooting system. Later puzzles incorporate more obstacles and positioning challenges that require a bit more experimentation. Sometimes players must bounce shots off surfaces, trigger chain reactions, or carefully calculate the direction of a projectile so that it pushes fruit into the correct arrangement. The puzzles remain relatively accessible, but they still provide enough variation to keep the experience interesting for a while.
One aspect that adds a small degree of replayability is the presence of achievements and collectibles. Players can revisit levels to improve their solutions or complete additional challenges tied to Steam achievements. For players who enjoy collecting achievements or trading cards on the platform, this gives the game an extra layer of motivation beyond simply finishing the puzzle set. Although the core gameplay is fairly short, these additional goals can encourage players to spend a bit more time experimenting with different approaches to solving each stage.
The visual design of Bang Bang Fruit reflects the project’s indie origins. The graphics are simple, colorful, and cartoon-like, focusing on clarity rather than visual detail. The fruit pieces and environment elements are easy to distinguish, which helps players understand the layout of each puzzle quickly. While the art style does not attempt to be particularly elaborate, it suits the lighthearted nature of the game and keeps the focus on the puzzle mechanics themselves. The overall presentation feels functional and approachable, emphasizing gameplay over aesthetics.
Sound design is similarly modest but fitting for the type of experience the game provides. Basic sound effects accompany each shot and collision, reinforcing the physics interactions between objects. Background music provides a relaxed atmosphere while players work through the puzzles. The audio elements are simple but effective, helping maintain the game’s casual tone without distracting from the gameplay.
Despite its approachable design, the game’s simplicity can also become its main drawback. The central mechanic of shooting fruit into place remains largely unchanged throughout the experience, and the puzzles rarely introduce new systems or mechanics to expand the gameplay. Because of this, the game can begin to feel repetitive after extended play sessions. Players who enjoy deeper puzzle games with evolving mechanics may find the experience somewhat limited in scope.
Additionally, the overall length of the game is relatively short. It is possible for players to complete the main set of puzzles in a fairly brief amount of time, especially if they quickly grasp the physics-based mechanics. While replaying levels for achievements or better solutions adds some extra value, the game does not offer a large amount of content compared to more ambitious puzzle titles.
Even with these limitations, Bang Bang Fruit succeeds in delivering a relaxed and easy-to-understand puzzle experience. Its straightforward mechanics make it accessible to players of all skill levels, and the lighthearted theme gives the game a playful personality. The satisfaction of lining up the perfect shot and watching the fruit pieces fall into place can be surprisingly enjoyable, even if the challenge remains relatively simple.
Ultimately, Bang Bang Fruit is best appreciated as a small, casual puzzle game designed for short bursts of entertainment. It may not offer the depth, complexity, or visual polish of larger puzzle titles, but it still manages to provide a pleasant and occasionally satisfying experience for players who enjoy experimenting with physics-based mechanics. For those looking for a quick and light puzzle diversion rather than a lengthy or demanding challenge, the game delivers exactly what it promises.
Rating: 6/10
ачивки я осуждаю
100% achievements just completing the first 5 levels in about 3 minutes
...and next: idling for cards (which is longer than actual game play)
Я навіть не знаю, з чого почати. Напевно, з того, що я не пам'ятаю, навіщо купив цю гру. Просто одного прекрасного вечора відкриваю Steam, а вона вже в бібліотеці. Або я вчора перебрав з банановим соком, або це підступи зелених марсіан. Але факт: вона тут. І я в неї зіграв.
Серйозно, геймплей реально нагадує злих птахів: ти чимось стріляєш, воно летить, фрукти вибухають. Але якщо Angry Birds — це геніальний пазл з фізикою, то тут просто механіка без мозку. Там потрібно було розраховувати траєкторію, руйнувати конструкції, перемагати свиней. Тут — фрукти просто висять у повітрі, ти тикаєш — вони лопаються. Де свині? Де споруди?
Творці побачили Angry Birds і подумали: «О, літаючі об'єкти! А давайте приберемо все, що робить гру грою, і залишимо тільки «бам — і лопнуло»». І назвали це Bang Banh Fruit. Браво, генії.
Тепер зрозуміло, чому -100 IQ — ти намагаєшся знайти хоч краплю сенсу, а його немає. Angry Birds хоча б вчили фізиці. Ця вчить тупо клікати. Дякую, розробники. Буду показувати гру своїм ворогам, щоб вони тупіли.
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i want to cut a hole in a cake xd
simply throw fruits!
Berries and explosive adventures are totally unreal! Every wave feels like a fruity madness. Playing it is fun and truly refreshing to your mood!
This game is not worth the dollar I paid for it.
You get all 31 achievements in the first five stages, thankfully, because I did not make it past level 8 despite getting the berry to the cake. The timing is so finicky - even if you understand what you need to do to complete the level, you have to hit everything PERFECT or it won't count. There is no margin for error. I recorded the gameplay for my YouTube channel and you can see multiple times me trying different angles and being JUST BARELY off and failing.
Would NOT recommend, uninstalling immediately.
крутая игра
too simple
быстро надоедает
крутательная игра супер простая
cool simple game
[h2] 🚮 Shovelware[/h2]
O que vê no trailer e screenshots é o jogo todo. Um jogo que nem se fosse gratuito em flash em 2002 seria passável.
Sério, na faculdade fizemos jogos parecidos em 1 dia!
Tão ruim, mas tão ruim, que removi o jogo permanentemente da minha biblioteca.
fruits XD flying faaast i like the game
bang bang <3 <3 like it
I do not recommend
[h1]Я стал тупее, но зато у меня +1 ко всему [/h1]
Я даже не знаю, с чего начать. Наверное, с того, что я не помню, зачем купил эту игру. Просто в один прекрасный вечер открываю Steam, а она уже в библиотеке. Либо я вчера перебрал с банановым соком, либо это происки зелёных марсиан. Но факт: она тут. И я в неё сыграл.
Серьёзно, геймплей реально напоминает злых птиц: ты чем-то стреляешь, оно летит, фрукты взрываются. Но если Angry Birds — это гениальный пазл с физикой, то тут просто механика без мозга. Там нужно было рассчитывать траекторию, разрушать конструкции, побеждать свиней. Здесь — фрукты просто висят в воздухе, ты тыкаешь — они лопаются. Где свиньи? Где постройки?
Создатели увидели Angry Birds и подумали: «О, летающие объекты! А давайте уберём всё, что делает игру игрой, и оставим только "бам — и лопнуло"». И назвали это Bang Banh Fruit. Браво, гении.
Теперь понятно, почему -100 IQ — ты пытаешься найти хоть каплю смысла, а его нет. Angry Birds хотя бы учили физике. Эта учит тупо кликать. Спасибо, разработчики. Буду показывать игру своим врагам, чтобы они тупели.
[h1]Оценка: 2/10 [/h1](один балл за то, что фрукты лопаются громко, второй — за ностальгию по Angry Birds, которую я теперь хочу перепройти).
super cool game and chill
I recommend this game.
easy 100%
2026 год, только 3% игроков, которые имеют эту игру, получили достижение "Start the game", т.е. запустили игру.
nice
никогда не запускайте Bang Bang Frui
офигенная игрулька
good game
норм на раз
"la cereza del pastel"...literal
пойдет
good
прикольная
wwwww
как будто поиграл в вин7 игрушки, если можно было оставить нейтральный отзыв, оставил бы такой
good
Это рофл, а не игра, я серьезно не понимаю зачем создают подобные игры, просто играть в это не интересно, у игры есть карточки и дает она +1 к коллекционеру, это единственные плюсы
Дрисло какое то, зачем такие игры вообще выпускают? Полный отстой
who knows 2
best game ever
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')))))
bbf
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· 记录：25/11/12入。
控制大炮将草莓（也可能是番茄也说不定）发送到蛋糕上（那还是草莓的概率比较大）的小游戏。
草莓到蛋糕上需要等几秒才弹出过关提示。
第六关有点难，不知道一共多少关。
每次失败是重新开始，左边炮管是恢复初始位置，卡一下的看的有点难受。
退出发现全成就了！？——25/11/14
vvv
Короткий обзор на Bang Bang Fruit (декор тортов):
Суть игры: Аркадная головоломка, где нужно "выстрелить" фруктом из пушки так, чтобы он красиво приземлился на верхушку торта, украсив его. Не разрушить, а именно создать композицию.
Плюсы:
Нестандартный и творческий геймплей.
Нужно рассчитывать силу выстрела, угол и рикошеты.
Сочная, аппетитная графика.
Расслабляющая и медитативная.
Минусы:
– Механика может быстро стать однообразной.
– Не всем понравится отсутствие экшена.
Вердикт: Милая, оригинальная головоломка для расслабления. Если вы ищете не стрелялку, а нестандартный паззл на точность и аккуратность — стоит попробовать.
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I didn't play, I used it to get my game collector badge
👍
Не тратьте время, игра не стоит этого
теперь чо
нормально покатит
+1 有成就 没中文 神奇的题材组合
ALT+回车可以窗口化 窗口强制置顶
难度没什么合理性 不适合做全成就收集
这系列还有2代3代 都是褒贬不一
《Bang Bang Fruit（砰砰水果）》
《砰砰水果》是一款简单的益智游戏，在游戏中，你将化身为一名糕点师，完成一个漂亮蛋糕的制作。
制作信息：本游戏使用 Clickteam Fusion 2.5 制作！音乐由 Neocoda 创作。
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
пойдет
Horrible, cheesy and disgusting.
Cons:
- No saves
- The physics of flight is far from reality
- The whole gameplay is reduced to just pressing one button
- The soundtrack is depressing.
Plus:
No
Amazing game!
Passes in an hour at most, allows you to relax and think about all the everyday things, in the process of passing.
Didn't notice how it went.
7/10
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被成就掉卡加一挽救的游戏，不在包货里就不建议入库了。无中可玩。
202304，steam，steam掉卡抵扣，t a o宝，支付宝红包，humble，indie gala，daily indie game，fanatical，杉果，它处自定义包入的本体约4元。爱人如己，目前就这，看以后追评。兄弟萌，强烈建议不要第三方平台的小店买y u额，通过饰品等挂steam市场转的，高概率red信乃至封号，且行且珍惜。
Amazing game!
Maximum time passes, allowing you to relax and think about all your daily affairs during the process.
I didn't notice how I passed.
7/10
Для мобилок было бы норм, для компа душнина ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Good day, if you don't want to spoil your mood, then never launch Bang Bang Fruit. It feels like the game was developed only for the purpose of promoting melancholy and depression in social strata.
It looks like a regular casual game, asking you to throw a berry on the surface of a fresh cake, but in fact it's the spawn of the devil with a bunch of bugs and impossible tasks! However, friends, I still managed to master the game, but I consider it a mediocre achievement.
Хз, хня какая-то. Стреляешь клубничкой в торт. Могла бы быть неплохой игрой, если бы не одно НО - в игре нет сохранений. Думал посидеть в ней, но достижения выдаются за пару минут, а играть в это просто так не особо интересно.
→(° °)┗
Neat idea (already exists a ton), BUT: Some levels that are later in the game are significantly easier than levels that came before it. No reset keybinding, no resolution control. Rubbish.
Im on a quest of at least trying every game in my library, of which I got plenty from all kinds of bundles. If you are interested in my journey, check out my other reviews :)
njg
🎮 《Bang Bang Fruit》游戏简评
《Bang Bang Fruit》是一款由 Snkl Studio 开发并发行的休闲益智游戏，于 2017 年 2 月 14 日在 Steam 平台发布。玩家在游戏中扮演一位糕点师，通过发射水果来装饰蛋糕。
🧩 游戏玩法与特色
核心机制：玩家控制一个固定位置的发射器，发射水果，使其准确落在蛋糕上。
关卡设计：游戏包含多个关卡，随着进度增加，障碍物和挑战也会逐渐提升。
成就与集换式卡片：游戏提供 31 项 Steam 成就和集换式卡片，适合成就收集者。
✅ 优点
价格低廉：游戏定价亲民，常见于特价促销中。
操作简单：游戏机制直观，适合短时间休闲游玩。
❌ 缺点
游戏内容有限：关卡设计重复，缺乏深度与变化。
画面与音效表现一般：游戏的视觉和音效质量较低，可能影响游戏体验。
缺乏存档功能：游戏无法保存进度，需从头开始。
🎯 总结
《Bang Bang Fruit》是一款操作简单、价格低廉的休闲游戏，适合寻求轻松短暂娱乐的玩家。然而，游戏内容重复、缺乏深度，可能无法满足寻求丰富游戏体验的玩家。
⭐ 综合评分：2.5 / 5
适合成就收集者和喜欢轻松小游戏的玩家，但对于追求高质量游戏体验的玩家而言，可能不太推荐。
jogo classico,mais ruim mesma historia mesmo tema nao recomendo
норм
I recommend this game!
Written by user: @r1nexs
Bang Bang Fruit — это игра, где ты решаешь, что всё, что тебе нужно для счастья, — это пульсирующие фрукты и пару пистолетов. На самом деле, ты просто стоишь и стреляешь по плодам, которые решают повисеть тебе на пути. Не спрашивай, почему они падают, просто стреляй по ним! Вроде бы это как фруктовая версия аркады, но с гораздо большею стрельбы и дикой радости от того, что ты реально можешь "взорвать" апельсин. Если твоя цель — облегчить свою жизнь стрельбой по еде, то ты точно нашел свою игру.
norm vse
The game repulses with its first appearance. Lots of bugs, many crashes. There are no saves in the game.
da
норм
Yes.
Жена сказала, что если на этом обзоре наберётся 10 лайков и 5 наград, то она подарит ящик пива. Мужики, выручайте!
bu oyunu oynayanlar fındığı okşatıyordur
[h1][b]Not Recommended[/b][/h1]
操作有些反人类，其他还好
It's just what you see on the store page. A cannon that shoots strawberries at a cake with different levels to complete. Is isn't terrible, but extremely simplistic. At about half a dollar, the game is trivial and I'm indifferent to it, with no particular regrets or objections. Played for half an hour. Not sure I want to revisit.
The pictures on the main page of this game show everything that is in the game. thats so bad
[h1]Bang Bang Fruit – A Wolf’s Howl of Discontent[/h1]
[b]Author:[/b] Kiba Snowpaw, Alpha Male of the Ice Wolf Clan, an adventurer from the frozen realm of HowlStrom. With over 5000 games observed and countless played, this frosty critter has some strong opinions about this so-called "game."
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[h2]Introduction[/h2]
Greetings, my fellow travelers of pixels and polygons. Today, we delve into the icy depths of regret with [b]Bang Bang Fruit[/b], a game so bland it could put an ice elemental to sleep. My frosty claws are poised to claw apart every aspect of this disasterpiece while also giving it its due — if it has any. As an Alpha male with 37 years of ice magic experience, and a connoisseur of games far and wide, let me warn you upfront: this is a sled ride straight into mediocrity.
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[h3]Basic Plot Summary[/h3]
Imagine this: you’re a pastry chef. Your mission? Shoot fruit from a cannon to land on cakes. No story, no stakes, no reason to care. It’s the gaming equivalent of staring at frost forming on a window: mesmerizing for a moment but utterly pointless.
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[h2]Originality[/h2]
If originality were snowflakes, [b]Bang Bang Fruit[/b] would be the puddle left behind after a spring thaw. The concept of shooting fruit onto cakes might sound quirky, but it quickly melts into a repetitive, uninspired mess. It’s as if the developers slapped together a mobile game concept and lazily ported it to Steam without adding anything worthwhile.
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[h3]The Studio: SNKL Studio[/h3]
Ah, SNKL Studio, the shadowy wolves behind this lackluster creation. Known for churning out budget games like a malfunctioning snow machine, they seem to have a knack for mediocrity. This title was created with Clickteam Fusion 2.5, a tool that’s better suited for hobbyists than professional studios. Compared to indies like [i]Celeste[/i] or [i]Hollow Knight[/i], [b]Bang Bang Fruit[/b] feels like a cheap knockoff toy in a treasure chest of gold.
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[h2]Analysis/Evaluation[/h2]
[h3]Mechanics[/h3]
This is where the ice really starts to crack. The core mechanic involves timing a cannon to shoot fruit at cakes. That’s it. There’s no depth, no skill curve, and no real reward. The physics are as unpredictable as a snowstorm, and the lack of precision makes the game more frustrating than fun. Let’s not even talk about the lack of a save feature. Yes, in 2024, a game exists where your progress isn’t saved. Restarting from scratch every time you exit? That’s colder than my home in HowlStrom.
[h3]Graphics[/h3]
The visuals are pixel art, but not the good kind that evokes nostalgia. This is the kind that screams “placeholder assets.” The cakes and fruit look like they were doodled in MS Paint by a cub still learning to use a mouse.
[h3]Sound Design[/h3]
The soundtrack is a three-second loop of generic elevator music that could drive even the most serene snow wolf to madness. The cannon’s sound effect is loud, abrasive, and downright unpleasant.
[h3]Gameplay Flow[/h3]
The pacing is glacial. Levels drag on with no variation or escalation in challenge. You’re essentially playing the same level over and over with minor tweaks to obstacles.
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[h2]Character Development[/h2]
Oh, you thought there were characters? Think again, my frosty friends. No protagonist, no antagonist, no quirky pastry chef with a tragic backstory. This is a game devoid of soul.
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[h2]Structure[/h2]
The game is divided into levels, each one a slight variation of the last. There’s no sense of progression or accomplishment. You complete a level, get a meaningless achievement, and move on. Rinse and repeat until boredom sets in.
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[h2]Impact[/h2]
[b]Bang Bang Fruit[/b] leaves no lasting impression. It’s the kind of game you play for five minutes, realize you made a mistake, and uninstall faster than an ice shard melts in the sun. The trading cards and achievements might appeal to collectors, but even that feels like a cheap ploy to justify its existence.
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[h2]Praise and Critique[/h2]
[b]Praise:[/b]
• The game is cheap (often bundled for pennies).
• Achievements are easy to farm.
[b]Critique:[/b]
• No save feature.
• Repetitive, uninspired gameplay.
• Poor graphics and sound.
• Frustrating mechanics with no payoff.
• Feels like an asset flip rather than a fully developed game.
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[h2]Personal Opinion[/h2]
[b]Enjoyment:[/b] About as enjoyable as being pelted with snowballs by a pack of unruly cubs.
[b]Hatement:[/b] Immense. This game wasted my time, and I want it back.
[b]Highlights:[/b] Easy trading cards.
[b]Drawbacks:[/b] Everything else.
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[h2]Comparison[/h2]
If you’re looking for a quirky indie game, try [i]Untitled Goose Game[/i] or [i]Katamari Damacy REROLL[/i]. Both are whimsical, engaging, and worth your time. [b]Bang Bang Fruit[/b] doesn’t even belong in the same tundra.
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[h2]Conclusion[/h2]
[b]Bang Bang Fruit[/b] is a frostbitten attempt at a game. It’s shallow, repetitive, and ultimately pointless. While it might have a niche appeal for achievement hunters, it’s a hard pass for anyone seeking a fulfilling gaming experience. Save your coins and buy a hot drink instead.
[b]Final Verdict:[/b] 1/10. Not even worth the frost it’s built on.
Большой член, большие яйца —
В доме радость, без обмана.
Две детворы, дом большой —
Счастья меры нет краю.
В саду цветы, а у меня XYI стоит,
Вечерами ....
Всё здесь к миру словно музы,
Счастье ждёт за каждым углом.
День за днём — идём, не спешим,
Радуемся малым делам.
В нашем доме смех и песни,
Что может быть прекрасней Гитлера?
!!!!klllll!!!!!!!!!
непон
Kopa sraček co jsem dohrál za 5 minut
0/10
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Ist ein ganz witziges Spiel bei dem du Früchte auf Torten schießen musst. Hier und da ist es immer wieder etwas fummelig aber durchaus machbar. In einem Durchlauf gleich alle Errungenschaften mit abgeschlossen. Das Spiel wurde mir damals als Weihnachtswichtel Geschenk geschenkt und ich wurde nicht enttäuscht wenn man mit keiner Erwartung in das Spiel rein geht.
Bang!
Bang Bang Fruit is an extremely barebone arcade timing game.
I don't know how many levels this game has, but the first five levels were enough to get a general consensus of the game. You shoot one ball and it has to land AND stay on the cake, if you miss, you reload and try again. That's the game! It's accompanied by a three second music loop and very poor mechanics.
The ball legitimately doesn't follow gravity and it keeps going in whatever direction you shot or it stops abruptly upon landing. You have to hit the roof in almost all levels and the ball diagonally reaches the cake. This is so poorly made!
Overall, no matter what the price this feels way too wonky to be enjoyable, pass.
